My mom's a high school teacher, but she'd also make a great stand-up comedian.

In 2011, Harold Camping predicted that the world would end on May 21 that year. Her students were worried. Mom wasn't, and the conversation went like this.

Mom: People have said the world was going to end about five times. And I'm 54.

 

Student: But since it is ending, we don't have to do homework?

 

Mom: Bring your homework with you to Heaven. I'll collect it there.