This day is going to be perfect,
the kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small
everypony will gather 'round
say I look lovely in my gown
What they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

This day was going to be perfect,
the kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small
but instead of having cake
with all my friends to celebrate
my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all.

I could care less about the dress,
I wont partake in any cake!
Vows, well I'll be lying when I say,
"That through any kind of weather
I'll want us to be together"
The truth is I don't care for him at all!

No, I do not love the groom
In my heart there is no room,
but I still want him to be all mine!

We must escape before It's too late,
find a way to save the day!
Hope, I'll be lying if I say
I don't fear that I may lose him
to one who wants to use him,
not care for love and cherish him each day!

For I also love the groom,
All my thoughts he does consume
Oh, Shining Armor!
I'll be there very soon!

Finally, the moment has arrived!
For me to be one lucky bride!

Oh, the wedding we wont make!
He'll end up marrying a fake!
Shining Armor will be...

Mine, all mine hahahahahahaha