Heavy Metal Is Dead, And that is the case since the 80's (Why Metal Sucks since the 80's!) - APRIL FOOLS
YOU FUCKIN KNOW WHAT I'M JUST SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT!
You know all this bullshit Metal Scene nowadays, with all these bullshit new wave "Edgy" bands that plays supah fast shit just to look badass and all... and I just think THAT THEY PLAIN SUCK!!!! Metal died when Selloutallica came out and released the shitty Master Of Puppets! This over-fuckin'-rated piece of shit poser magnet bullcrap of an album is the worst thing on earth, it's even worser than any types of deadly diseases.
We also have some pretty retarted albums that came out in this decade and the beginning of the 90's, some worthy examples being Pleasure to Kill Ears by Crapeator, Killing Cancer Research Technology by Shitoid, Rust In Piece, Shitty Album by MegaMoney, Scamosy by Death, Among the Cringing by Actual Anthrax (The Disease), Reign In Crap by Slay-ears, Greatness Killer by Cringe-ass Priest, Altars Of Crapness by Drag Queen Angel and Agent Annoying Orange by Actual Sodomy (you know what that means)
And still today those sellouts that calls themselves band make music, but just for F'IN MONEY!!!!1111 AND YE NO TIS BAD 2 MAK MOONS MOONS 2DAY AS AH MOO51C1ANA DVDBEDVJDJDJNBDKJDNBDNDNLJDNJVLNDJKNDVLKJDVNKJEDNVJDNVLJDNVLKJDNVJLDNVLJDNVLKJDNVKDNVKDR34(banmeplz)FDNBJHDBVJDBVJBDJBDJVJNDVLJDVJBDBVDBVKJHBDVJDJVBDVBKJHDVBKJHDV
And today crap new bands comes out to ruin the musical industry even more, you know like this shitty band that's called VEKTOR! This retarted Trash Metal band that plays cringy jackass poser music. I mean, here have a listen to the this shitty crap:
Just listen at this shitty song, it's starts off with one of the most cringe-worthy intro of all-time and WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK Y, just y is it that long and retarted sounding! Then after this initial suffering bullshit comes to an end, you get greeted by one of the most retarted riffs ever, the chords progression is just also fucking ridiculous, and it makes this band talentless as fuck! Even Kirk Hammet can play better riffs!!!!!11 Then the vocals joke that their crappy fans calls vocals makes an apparition and GOSH DAMNIT IT'S SO BAD THAT IT MAKES EVERY GOD DAMN EARS THAT LISTEN TO IT EXPLODE AT ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG IT EVEN ALMOST LEFT ME DEAF!! Y!!!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS BAND SUCKS AND I HOPE THEY GET KILLED FOR MAKING SUCH ABOMINATIONAL CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!! AND YOU WHO IS READING THIS YOU GOTTA LEARN THAT YOU CAN SAVE YOURSELF BY LISTENING TO SOME GREAT SHIT LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER, NIKI MINAJ, ONE DIRECTION, MILEY CYRUS, USHER AND WHATEVER GREAT POP ARTISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE THE NEW METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAIL THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK FALSE METAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIST OF SHITTY METAL BANDS THAT KILLED THE GENRE LONG AGO FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111:
-Selloutallica
-Actual Anthrax
-Sodomy
-Crapeator
-Shitstruction
-Devin Fucksend "Project"
-Morbid Angel
-Shitoid
-Rektor
-Cringe-ass Priest
-Gayhem
-Cringe Theater
-Fucktament
-An Actual Carcass
-Gayder
-Lamocation
-Crapshuggah
-AND MANY MORE
So, yeah this was my rant and if you have any question about why I don't care about those shitty money-grabbing and talentless bands anymore and that I have moved to better popy grounds, I'll be happy to answer them.
So bye! and remember stay POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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