Mesme Rize

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Mesme Rize last won the day on February 8 2017

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About Mesme Rize

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    Official MLPF Danger Noodle
  • Birthday 12/19/1989

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

  • Best Pony
    Twilight Sparkle
  • Best Pony Race
    Changeling or Other

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  • Role
    Hypnotist, medical doctor, heartbeat lover, snek tamer and person to be booped
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  • Location
    Bremen, Germany
  • Personal Motto
    "I rather want to be hated for what i am, then being loved for what i am not." -CM Punk
  • Interests
    Movies, Video Games, Football (Soccer), Music and Wrestling

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  1. If Mesme was in the school of friendship, what would his job be?

    I had that thought just now, but i have no idea how he could help there.

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    2. Sparklefan1234


      School Counselor's number one assistant! :yeahno: 

    3. CypherHoof


      Schools are always in need of competent custodians? :)

    4. Dark Horse

      Dark Horse

      You'd put Starlight out of a job. :yeahno:


    Last call for my reading. I start in about 20 minutes.

  3. I know, i usually don't talk politics in my Status. But i heard about Tulsi Gabbard wanting to run for President of the US and i wondered who that women is.

    Gotta say, for a politician, she speaks too much sense. She really is a shiny beacon in the toxic democratic party. She has military experience, is very smart and she also dosen't trust CNN, NBC, FOX and all the other Mainstream media outlets.

    Eventhough i am centrist who goes a bit to the right, if i was a US Citizen, i would vote her. She is what a women president should look like and not one of those women like Warren, who only talk about her gender and her false native backstory. Leaders should be voted by what personality they have and not what they look like.

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    2. A.V.



      Well, for starters, she's a Democrat (definite red flag for me, but IDK about you).

    3. J.T.


      Yeah she seems to be to the right of a lot of dems but she's still for more government handouts and more gun control.

    4. Phosphor


      With the national democrat party moving heavily towards gun control, I doubt I'll vote for another Democrat for the rest of my life. Someone like Joe Manchin or Heidi Heitkamp would be exceptions.

  4. I'll be reading later today, so don't forget.

  5. Does a buggo need a huggo? :3

  6. (This is a repost of a post i made back in October. It's a song parody based on the song "The Phoney King of England" from the Disney Movie Robin Hood, with lyrics changed to make it into a tribute song for @Jeric. I put a video down below here. Have fun) Oh, the internet has a human yet Skulking behind his Screen A someone who likes Rarity and Is never ever mean With other bronies on his side MLPForums grew With Darky, Pathy, Randi, Arty And many more in the crew Jeric was this brony's name Our lives would never be the same He's known as the Pony King on the E-Net! All hail to the Pony King on the E-Net! He sits alone on a giant throne Reading emails all day He posts up news and Rarity pics And keeps the spam away And he throws an angry tantrum If Rarity's not on site So it's a pointless post With Rarity as the host All this, despite the server's plight Despite this, he still gets the scoops Before the spoilers leak out. Whoops! All hail to the Pony King of the E-Net! As Pathy is making deerpony posts Right behind old Jeric's head As Jeric swaps banner backdrops From green to pink to red All this despite a gross mishap Which was a pain, you see He got locked in with buttons mom He was shipped a time or three But it's already nighttime, wow! His kids should be in bed by now! The pony and homey king on the E-net! The mailin' wailin', Postin' hostin', Blabberin' jabberin', Typin' hypin', clickin' flickin', Wheelin' dealin' Jeric, the Pony King on the E-net! Yeah!
  7. I sometimes have sleep problems.

    Do you have some too?

    I can help with that.


    Trussssst in me...

    1. Passion


      Wolves don't sleep you 'foo! Wolves always keep vigil.

    2. Mesme Rize

      Mesme Rize

      You Khajiits are no fun. *Angry hiss*

  8. I sometimes have sleep problems.

    Do you have some too?

    I can help with that.


    Trussssst in me...

  9. >looks at race poll
    >snake pony is last place

    No love for snekpone. :(

    1. Catpone Cerberus

      Catpone Cerberus

      Here's a kind snake for you :P
      Kuvahaun tulos haulle snake pony cat

    2. Rikifive


      *cough* *cough* You can always hypnotize ponies to change their mind. :mlp_toldya:

  10. until
    Back to my reading schedule again. Since the rose and the serpent is currently on hiatus, i decided to read the authors parody take of his own story. Hope to see you there.

    1. Lord Valtasar

      Lord Valtasar

      i can picture Denethor eating those tiny tomatoes, you did good :3

  12. I just recently heard this song again. It's such a beautiful and yet sad song at the same time. I obviously can't do it justice but i did my best.
  13. After ssssssuch an exciting day, i think it isssssss time for @Thorax to go to sssssssleep