Clod

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About Clod

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    Bird
  • Birthday 07/31/2000

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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

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    Maud
  • Best Pony Race

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    Male
  • Location
    My bedroom
  • Personal Motto
    "The universe is an abyss of suffering." - Patience St. Pim
  • Interests
    https://i.imgur.com/xtE7J99.jpg
    Seriously though, it's basically just Forza at this point.

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  1. Y ur avatar so fluffy?

  2. tbh fuck the nfl

    so pissed i gotta come out of retirement to make a status update real quick

  3. hey, new year's supposed to be for change right?

    well

    i think it's time for a change in my time here.

    as in, i'm done.

    there's nothing left for me here.

    not saying i'll never be back, because i do struggle with leaving things behind sometimes.

    but really, there's no good reason for me to be here.

    i don't have anyone here.

    i've known some of you for a long time

    but really, i don't talk to anyone and nobody talks to me

     

    it's been an interesting 5 years. but i think 5 is more than i needed. i mean this is something i've been thinking about for a long time. but i just couldn't leave all this behind.

    now i see that it's for the best. i'm at a point where i'm just reading status updates and brohoofing them, and posting an occasional one myself that people don't actually care about. i'm just someone that exists here, a few people know i exist, but that's it.

    thank you mlpf for getting me through some shit in my early time here, even though almost everyone i talked to back then has since left. it was fun.

     

    i'm leaving my discord thing on my profile in case there is anyone that wants it, but idk how much that matters.

     

    goodbye.

  4. first person to guess the numbers on my visa gift card can have the $1 that's left on it

    i don't want to make it too hard, so here's what i'll leave you with:

    **** **1* **** ****
    **/**
    ***

     

    good luck

    1. Duality

      Duality

      *straightens calculator*

  5. You know how annoying it is when you're watching a video and you hear a Discord notification so you think someone messaged you? That just happened to me. Difference is, there was no video. There was no notification. There was no sound. Nothing actually happened. I fucking heard a Discord notification that didn't even exist. I'm laying down, trying to fall asleep and ignore my mind going places I don't really want it to. And then it does that shit. A completely non-existent Discord notification sound.

    I just want to sleep.

  6. nothing even happened but today's been shit lol

  7. them: lol it's unfortunate that you can't call, i actually could for once

    me: wait i can on something else

    them: actually i can't lol

     

     

    fucking nice. always have a reason you can't, until i truly can't, except once i realize i actually can there's a reason you can't again. cool.

    it'd be easier if you'd just admit you don't want to talk to me.

  8. turns out my new earbuds were some bootleg shit that sounds like shit because they're shit

    so i took the microphone apart (already didn't work) and found that it was different from my old, real pair (which broke after months of use)

    the actual in-ear parts did not come apart after stomping on them, gave up

    conclusion: watch where you buy stuff, if it's too good to be true it probably is and headphones aren't going to be super cheap compared to their normal price.

  9. alright i know i promised a christmas status update that would leave you in tears. it took a bit longer than expected, and i may or may not have fell asleep for a bit. but it's here, and it's finally time to share it with everyone. it's a bit of a long read though, so it's in this spoiler.

    Spoiler

    mer crimmus

    thank you for reading, have a wonderful day.

  10. get ready for new christmas status updates as it becomes the 25th in different time zones, or people wake up on their 25th.

    i personally have a really special one planned, in an attempt to make it truly better than the rest. to make it important. it won't just be a "merry christmas" that you've seen a million times. by the end of it, you'll be in tears.

    it's gonna be beautiful. just wait and see.

    1. Duality

      Duality

      I'm on the edge of my seat already. :ooh:

  11. elon musk should move to africa

    i hear there's a country where they get pretty mad at gas cars

  12. Fucking love baked potatoes honestly

  13. all i want for christmas this year is a competent fucking team on forza so i can win this prize and never do it again

    whose idea was it to make a team-based multiplayer event where everyone's in hard to control trucks in a game where 90% of the players are shit? and worst of all, the difficulty has to be set to unbeatable.

    i just want my damn santa suit

  14. Pretty incredible how Bethesda, which was once a pretty alright game company, has completely ignored the mistakes of other companies and instead became the same as the others.

    I was once excited for Elder Scrolls VI. Now I'm just worried for it. I don't trust Bethesda anymore.

    It's like people asking for Skate 4 from EA. Maybe if it came out soon after Skate 3. Today? It's best that it's left at 3. The series ended with a good game. Let it stay that way.

  15. i'd say shadows are pretty heavy

    i mean, they definitely aren't light

    1. L1ghtn1ng_Flash

      L1ghtn1ng_Flash

      that was a really good dad joke lol

    2. Passion