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Stainless Games are an absolute failure


Kyoshi Frost Wolf

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Magic the Gathering is something that I would have never gotten into if not for the video games. In fact, I do not play the physical game, but the video games exclusively. I find it so much more fun and easier to do it this way. I have been playing these games since the Magic 2013 release and even with some issues, I have enjoyed these games.

 

Then comes the free-to-play Magic Duels Origins, a game that SHOULD be fucking AWESOME. Apparently Stainless Games have no idea how to do that anymore. Even after working on nearly the same game for many years, they somehow have taken this release and turned it into absolute shit. Technical problems and balance issues are just the beginning to this game's shittiness.

 

Oh, you want me to pay for coins to buy booster packs? Okay, fine, I can do that. Wait, grinding coins is unbearably slow and nearly impossible? Oh...I guess that is okay, I mean, you WILL have sales on coins eventually, right? Wait, you won't? Ever? Not even when a huge update actually gets released? That makes no sense, but you do what you want. What about the sets then? How often will you release updates? Oh, only one every 4-5 months? That isn't too great for this kind of thing, but at least you are gonna make the game even more polished and improved. Waaaaait, you are only adding in new cards, changing some layouts and adding MORE bugs? How does that help? I thought you have 4-5 months to fix this shit? Why is my fucking game crashing when I try to do a battle now? Oh, you mean to fix that, I need to delete the deck I am trying to use and completely recreate it?! how about YOU fucking morons fix your stupid shit game FIRST. WELL, OKAY. Fine, I will buy some coins because I am excited for these two new sets, it is gonna be cool to see all these new cards. Okay, I am gonna buy the $25 coin pack and......where's my coins? Where the FUCK are my coins? Oh, they aren't there? Well, awesome. Wonderful. Let me just contact customer service. Okay, customer service was nice and helpful, he said they will work to get my coins added. 10 hours later: NOTHING. NOTHING. SERIOUSLY. FUCK THIS.

 

Stainless Games, I have been patient, it has been 9 months or so, and all you guys have been doing is failing. Failure after failure, and yet you still expect us to pay for these coins. You don't make it any easier to grind, you NEVER have sales. Hell, you don't even add more achievements to the game. Knowing the odds, you will only fuck all of that up too. What's next, all of our accounts are going to disappear for no reason? Keep on it Stainless, you have to keep your failure rate high.

 

As you can see, I am a tad irritated by this. I have nearly had enough.

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Sounds like corporate greed, mismanagement, and not giving a single fuck about their customers to me. I think you should just cut your losses.

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I love Magic irl, but I've always been rather troubled by the entire concept of cards with regard to rarity.

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No, not that Rarity.  What I'm talking about is the concept of how we (Magic players) spend hundreds or thousands of dollars to get rare cards, when we are all patently aware that these are all just pieces of cardboard with different pictures printed on them.  A card with one picture printed on it is worth 10 cents, another with a different picture is worth 1000 dollars.  Am I the only one who sees a problem, here?  The companies could easily just print whatever the f*ck they want.  Rarity and price is determined by how many they choose to print.  It's total bs, imo.  And this is coming from a player who did spend a fair amount of money on cards back in jr high.  As an adult, I got very soured on buying any new cards, because the whole concept just seems scammy.  Why am I paying a buttload just for a different picture?  I could print up a card myself on some cardstock and it would look about the same.  What's the difference?

This brings me to an interesting point--with traditional board games, one could make their own pieces, or replace missing pieces, and no one would care.  Like, let's say we're playing chess irl, and I say, "Oh, I lost the white queen in this set, so I'm using this checker to represent the queen."  You'd be fine with that.  You could use anything.  You could use paper clips for the pawns and M&Ms for the rooks, and as long as everyone agrees on which things are which, nobody would care.  How about Magic cards?  Could I just say, "Hey, I wanted to use a Black Lotus, but I don't have one, so I printed one up."  WTF.  NO SIR.  Unacceptable.  It's fake.  You can't play with that.  But what's the difference, really?

Personally, I just got soured on the whole, whoever-spends-the-most-money-gets-the-best-cards format.  It's almost a pay to win game.  I'd prefer the game to be purely strategy based, where everyone has easy, cheap access to all cards, and it just comes down to who is the cleverest player, who can outsmart the other.  Y'know, like chess.  I'd prefer a situation where you can just look through an encyclopedia of cards, choose the ones you want, then print 'em up for cheap, and see who comes up with the most creative combos to defeat the other.  I'm just tired of the hunting and spending a fortune for rare cards paradigm.  I still play with my friends (or rather friend at this point.  I only have one I can still play with.), but I only use old cards.  Most of them I got from a garage sale.

It sounds like video game Magic is basically the same way.  Just a corporate greed scam to suck money out of people who want to have all the rare cards so they can brag and feel superior to their friends.  I'd rather just have the game be about strategy.  How about a pay-for game, a traditional one-time purchase and you own it for life type deal, and then you just get access to all cards ever made, and you just build the deck you want and play your friends online.  No grinding.  No rpg f*ckery.  Just actual playing of Magic.  That's how it should be.  I'd be into that.  I'd buy that 20 bucks or whatever.  In fact, you know what it needs to be?  Just f*ckin' Tabletop Simulator with Magic cards.  In fact, do they have that?  There's probably Steam workshop mods with Magic cards for Tabletop Sim.  If there is, then I'd be baffled as to how any brand name MTG video games are even still in business.

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