So my internet decided to shut off last week when I was in the middle of writing this. Luckily I saved what I'd written so far, but still, what I thought would be a temporary weekend problem ended up stretching out over the course of an entire week for a variety of fucked up reasons. No internet for a week was a lot like living in Hell. It's boring, shit never gets done, and the only passtime is masturbating your siblings. Anyways, time to act like the next few paragraphs were written at the same time as this intro. Let's see if this episode's as shitty as the three that came before it. This is "Keep Calm and Flutter On". Spoilers ahead!

 

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So this episode opens up with the main characters lounging around waiting for Princess Celestia to arrive. Why? Because she's bringing along someone very important. They spend an unbelievably useless amount of time focusing on mundane shit as they await their princess to join them in the blood orgy. However, their initial excitement and my disdain is quickly replaced with their newfound disdain and my excitement when we learn just who Celestia brought along to the party.

 

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*ahem*

 

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS

 

Three episodes of absolute bullshit were totally fucking worth it! DISCORD IS BACK! Pop out the LSD, this is gonna be one hell of a TRIP.

 

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*cough*

 

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After the title sequence makes me shit rainbows, Celestia explains that she believes that Discord's power can be reformed for good instead of evil. Aw, come on, evil is so much fun though. You don't have to give a shit about anyone's feelings, you get to break the rules, and we have cookies. Alas, Celestia believes that Fluttershy would be best for straightening Discord out. Euphemism? Probably, but the fanfics have already been written. So Celestia leaves as usual as the jizzfest begins; it's time to release the kraken. Discord is released and his first order business is playing golf with his eyeballs.

 

Why is Discord not a main character yet?

 

I just realized how much I hate the main characters when Discord's around. It's like, the mane six are good characters, but Discord makes them all look like pussy-licking SJW trigglypuffs....except for Pinkie Pie of course. Fluttershy threatens Discord with that stupid "stare", in which he sarcastically replies "anything but your disapproving eyeballs". Discord is my spirit animal. In compliance with the whole reforming shit, he crashes with Fluttershy and starts making havoc of her home while eating the pages of a book where a reforming spell is located. I want Discord: The Animated Series to be a thing. Discord doesn't give two fucks and a shit and I love him for it.

 

If it were me, not only would the room be spinning, but it'd be filled to the brim with goat urine.

 

Alas, we have an actual story to follow.

 

So Fluttershy's plan is essentially to kill him with kindness, and wants to get the others to come to a dinner so that they can see how Discord is "improving". However, his master plan is to get Fluttershy to turn on her friends so that they won't be able to use the elephants of harmony on him again, by making the other five out to be humorless and unreasonable bigots. Which....is true. Look, I already said it, but when Discord's around, I tend not to like the rest of the main characters. However, it might just be this episode because, well, the others are being unreasonably bigoted asswipes. The very fact that they go to lengths to try to use a spell to change Discord's way of thinking is pretty fucked up, even if he did turn the world into chaos. Celestia didn't tell them to force Discord into submission. Either he changes his ways or he returns to being imprisoned. Therefore, Discord's not so much plotting his plans than he is speaking the truth. I really don't like the way the others are acting in this episode. Anyways, once Fluttershy calls Discord her friend, the feels start kicking him in the nuts.

 

This is gonna be sappy-ass, isn't it?

 

The dinner is soon interrupted by a flooding at Sweet Apple Acres, in which the others accuse Discord of causing......which is also true. So Fluttershy asks Discord to fix it, but he only agrees if she promises never to use the elements of harmony on him. Surprisingly, Fluttershy agrees to this, in which Discord plants the seeds of what is to be his next reign of chaos on the world. Fluttershy gets pissed off and says he's not her friend, and initially Discord doesn't give a fuck, until it suddenly socks him that he'll lose the one friend he's ever had. How precious. Fluttershy made Discord realize just how important friendship was to him. It's here when Discord realizes you can't always have things your way when you have friends or something and turns shit back to normal at the acres. Hence, Discord is reformed!

 

Can we kill off Rainbow Dash in order to make Discord part of the main cast now?

 

In the end, Celestia approves of the new Discord, and the episode is concluded.

 

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Eh, this episode's pretty good.

 

I mean, Discord's entertainment value is almost always welcome, and unlike what some others might think, I think his development here was rather natural and fulfilling. There might've been some goodness in there for Fluttershy too, so it looks like the focus characters made out well in this episode. It's the other characters I don't like here, at all. Their incessant disdain for anything and everything Discord did, and their attempts to brainwash Discord into being "good", were all bullshit. This is the kind of shit you would see on some satire of political correctness, but instead Twilight and company are played up rather seriously as somewhat morally valued. I'll give the episode the credit that they didn't exactly validate their intentions as correct in the end, but the fact that they even went there in the first place irks me. So, while this wasn't exactly a perfect episode, I did still enjoy it. I'm going to give "Keep Calm and Flutter On" an 8/10.

 

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Well, now that my internet's back up, I can get back to doing what I do best. Whacking off on PornHub. But guess what, my dear cloppers? There's only three more episodes of the third season to go! You know what that means? It's time for....

 

the season three wrap-up of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic!

 

 

 

Holy Christ did this whiz by. It feels like I just got finished with the season two wrap-up. Probably because I did, season three's just a relatively short piece of shit. Anyways, join me, poe knee pee pull, as we finish these last few episodes of the third season of...

 

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