So if you don't know me well, you wouldn't know that I have an interest in politics. Shame on you, you must know me better! Anyways, our chaotic neighbors to the south are gearing up for not one, but two disasters. One is Hurricane Issac, and its expected to hit some state that always gets hit with hurricane stuff Louisiana, whilst the other disaster is unfolding in Tampa, the Republican National Convention. So, from what I'm seeing, the whole point of the convention is to provide a pedestal for the honorable, gracious, benevolent, insert positive adjective here, King Sir Doctor CEO CFO Chairman of the Board President General Manager Mitt Romney. As a secondary objective, the convention serves to spit on that black guy. Incredibly amusing, and also amusing how large amounts of voters still support Republicans given their platform. Sweet logic trumps sound logic, I guess. Personally, I think that politics, especially American politics, is the 4chan of irl, and even with that comparison, I just handily and brutally insulted 4chan right there, so I apologize.

Also, a bonus story from Canada. Of course America can't monopolize the lols, so read the bonus as well.