You Might be a Twilight If...
That's sort of the thing with me about Miss. Tryhard Spackle. She is a kind, quiet, studious & wise gal. Were it not for that one thing she could easily be my favorite of the Six. I've just never liked protagonists. Villains have backstory, some real deep, almost insanely so, Pathos. You can feel for a villain, you can sit there & see their thought process, see where they went off the deep end with the best of intentions. Even barring that, they can make for a good laugh. But heroines & heros can just be good for goodness sake.
That's what knocks Twilight clean out of my top ten ponies list. (which is maybe something else I oughta get around to making...) Almost everything in the show revolves around Twilight, very little happens without her unless its just an episode about life around town. There's that whole debacle that got the fandom up in appendages about her ascendency, but I never minded because I always felt that coming for the best student ever.
Mind you. That's also what I like about her. That's why I call her Tryhard (and also because I picked that up from the mini-comics) because she does try! So hard that it frequently breaks her down or leads her into little logical, existential panics. And THAT, I can feel for.
Pinkie may be loving, RD does have her... just... *ahem* "Charisma" but Twilight might be the only one of few characters in the show that I actually would dearly love to hang out with. Considering how... immeasurably... 'happy' every pony in the show can be & how I don't even say that about Real people, that's saying quite a lot!
Oh, and under Pinkie's just mind-blowing fluffiness, Twi's mane is probably my favorite! The mare's got some bangin' bangs!
A-hee-hee.....
But anyhow, enough dabbling! Let's get on with this list and let's...
Get Organized!!
You Might be a Twilight If...
You have a knee-jerk impulse to make lists. *Cough*
Alphabetizing was a sport, you would be up there in the front seats in body-paint team-colors!
You have ever caught yourself getting openly frustrated at your computor's errors in its so-called "Spell Check."
Your willing to help anyone in need... just so long as they don't mess with your stuff.
You've ever cuddled a book.
You have a history of hyper-ventilating.
You have ever been told that you needed to be held right now.
You've ever used the phrase "According to plan" or frequently use the words Calculations or Schedule.
Rules are extremely important to you, to the point where you sometimes have to be literally told that it's okay to break a rule. You do still rarely break rules, but only because you need to know why.
Almost everything is a test of you.
You have been called a party-pooper or a killjoy (or some variation therein) and not terribly minded. Because you know how terribly apt a description of you that is.
You've ever read the dictionary in your spare time.
You always try your hardest, but you're never happy with your results.
You've ever gone days without saying more than non-committal greetings to others.
You can rate pretty much anything in existence by a decimal & percentage. Heck, you've been wanting to get some graph paper for daily use.
The worst part of the school year for you was Summer & Winter vacations.
Some of your best friends in your school days were the teachers.
- 1
3 Comments
Recommended Comments
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Join the herd!Sign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now