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HT User Manual 1.0


Otter

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Herein lie instructions on how to operate and deal with HT.

 

1. How to tell if HT is joking:

 

IF HIS SENTENCE IS ALL IN CAPS, he's joking.

 

IF HS SINTUNCE IS AL IN CAPS ND MISPELD, he's joking.

 

Ifhe_zpse1e0b237.png he's joking.

 

If he's being unnecessarily mean, he's probably joking.

 

In all other instances, assume he's being serious.

 

 

2. HT does not do any kind of art. Ever.

 

3. HT is #1 (male) Twilight Sparkle fan.

 

4. HT hates himself. It's nothing to get worked up over, and you should not go trying to change his mind about it.

 

5. HT will try to give you advice if you ask, but he's not particularly good at it, so you probably shouldn't ask.

 

 

 

I think that just about covers everything...

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So in that case, that post was a joke. So that means you're not always joking. But then again, that post can't be a joke because then it would contradict itself. On the other hand, you could be completely serious when you say that you're always joking, meaning that you're always joking, but you're not, because that post wasn't a joke. 

 

UNDERSTAND?!

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That also means you were joking when you said you couldn't concentrate well enough to create a tulpa, SO START MAKING ONE YOU LAZY SCRUB.

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You just happen to like making creepy faces. My uncle does that a lot too.

Aaand sorry, but point 5 is probably a mistake...*coughlooksatpersonalmessagescough*

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The advice I gave you was the first time I've ever given someone tolerable advice. It only happens once in a blue moon.

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So in that case, that post was a joke. So that means you're not always joking. But then again, that post can't be a joke because then it would contradict itself. On the other hand, you could be completely serious when you say that you're always joking, meaning that you're always joking, but you're not, because that post wasn't a joke. 

 

UNDERSTAND?!

That would work on most people. But my brain is dead, and therefore I never attempted to solve your paradox.

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That would work on most people. But my brain is dead, and therefore I never attempted to solve your paradox.

Just read my second comment directed at you.

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