I have decided it is time to grow up and put away the toys. Therefore, I am selling all of my stuff.

I’m selling my 3,000 video games, my 2,000 dvds, my Star Trek books and toys, my D&D collection, my board games, my pony merchandise.

I have wasted decades of my life playing games, watching cartoons, playing with toys and having fun. I hope it is not too late to start a family and get on with the drudgery of adult life. Better late than never, I supposed.