Hey.  Y'know what really grinds my gears?   ...

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Dammit.    I forgot.  It'll come to me in a second...  uhh... shoot....  

Can't remember.  I guess I'll let you know if I think of it.

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OH YEAH!!  Just remembered!  I f*ckin' hate it when you had something you were about to say, and then you suddenly forget it!    Or you walk into a room to do something and suddenly forget what it was.  Don't you absolutely hate that?!  It's like right there, and then POOF!  Instantly gone.  It's like your brain just decided, "I don't need this junk," and tossed it out.  Just threw it into the garbage.  Deleted it.  Thanks.  Stupid brain.