How in the wide, wide world of Equestria did it take me this long to get to this one?

Y'know what really grinds me gears?  Dust.  Why...the...f*ck is it...absolutely...EVERYWHERE???!!!    I hate when my house is dusty, and I f*cking hate dusting.  Why does it accumulate so Celestia damned fast, even in a room with no windows that you keep closed up tight at all times?!  Why is the entire world made of dust??!!  Why is the universe so stupid??!!  Why does everything suck sooo MUCH??!! 

On a related tangent, why does the verb "dusting" mean to remove dust?  No other word works like that.  Frosting a cake doesn't mean to remove the frosting.  Greasing an engine doesn't mean to remove the grease.  Oiling the hinges doesn't mean to remove the oil. 

But wait, you can dust for fingerprints, and that means to add dust...

...now I'm confuzzled... 

Well, anyway...