Just take a moment to examine that picture. In my opinion, this is further proof that all staff members are alien freemasons, all working for the Illuminati. Just thought you guys would like that.

Also, it seems that this blog has been drifting further from it's purpose of metal and into the stranger, more entertaining general. Well, to fix that, take this.

Take a moment to admire that sexy Chromium. Remember, you will never be as good as chromium. No matter how hard you try, chromium will always be better than you. You know that person you had a crush on in highschool? Well chromium is now hooking up with her as we speak. What about that one thing you always wanted to do? CHROMIUM DOES THAT FOR A LIVING. Despite ANYTHING you try to do to top chromium, chromium will ALWAYS show you that CHROMIUM WRECKS SHIT UP.

LAWS OF CHROMIUM

• IF YOU MESS WITH CHROMIUM, YOU WILL DIE.
  
• IF YOU DIS CHROMIUM, YOU WILL DIE.
  
• IF YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN CHROMIUM IN ANY WAY, YOU WILL DIE.
  
• IF YOU THINK YOU'RE CHROMIUM, YOU WILL DIE.
  

Face it. You're meek existence means NOTHING to chromium. You could die for all chromium cares, he'll just continue swaggin it up.

REMEMBER THAT FACE, BECAUSE THAT IS THE LAST THING YOU WILL SEE BEFORE YOU DIE.

CHROMIUM.