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Purchasing a Toy


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Tomorrow after work, I'm going to go to my local supermarket and buy a Fluttershy figure. Although I'm a public Brony, it's still going to be a bit awkward. I'm going to try to slink around into the toy aisle ala Solid Snake. I hope to God my friend's older brother isn't there when I buy it. He'd never let me live it down...

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I snake around at Wal Mrt. I still get dirty looks though> Here's how I do it: I walk by the aisle a few times, looking for a good insertion point. I then find something manly on one of the end caps near the aisle. I pick up said manly object and false read it. Really, I'm looking at the aisle for what I want. Then, I walk to the other side of the store and comeback. I swoop in for the kill and snag the figure. Second method: Use iPod touch as fake iPhone and act like you're talking to your mom about a birthday present for your "False little sister". These both work wonders until you get to the cashier. That's the only stumbling block. I reccomend having a wing man that will poke fun at you so you can say to them publicly "I am a Brony, not a faggot". The cashier will over hear you and suspect nothing> You can also purchase a Halo 4 figure along side the MLP toy and mail it to me LOL

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Well, it's not the general public seeing me buy the toy that I'm worried about. It's my friend's older brother, as I mentioned. He's really mean, and I would never hear the end of it. Of course, I could just tell him I'm buying it for a friend's little sister...

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