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Why Chickens are better than Ponies.

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1. Chickens have wings, ponies don't.

 

2. Chickens can save your life and they taste good.

 

3. Chickens like pancakes, ponies don't.

 

4. Chickens are heroes, ponies aren't.

 

5. Chickens are awesome, ponies aren't.

 

6. Chickens are actually here to protect the world, they sacrifice themselves for the greater good.

 

7. They invented comic sans, world's greatest font.

 

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Nah

>Ponies don't have wings....

 

Oh well I guess those things on RD's and Fluttershy's back are birth defects.

They're evolution's biggest mistake, for that any of these ponies with wings, shall have them severed.

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Proof that Scootaloo is best CMC. 

We have an impostor in our midsts!

 

Comrades, gear up, one of those ponies got in our ranks as a spy!

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We have an impostor in our midsts!

 

Comrades, gear up, one of those ponies got in our ranks as a spy!

INTRUDER ALERT! A RED Spy is in the base!

 

1. Chickens have wings, ponies don't.

Bitch please, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and a lot of other ponies have wings.

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