You think this is a joke? To think your country will not fall to a bunch of tiny chickens?

Well strength in numbers, we're trained and deadly, we've modified our eggs to blow up on impact or spread napalm, we will bombard your cities with eggs, if you think this is a joke, just wait. Just wait, The Chicken-Pony War will commence soon. We want you to join the chickens, so we can gain the rights that ponies have!

Chickens shall be victorious!