Hmm, waffles in Latin = Liquor?

Oh, that's nice.

Latin on Google Translate, as of right now, is basically the same thing as Italian. Can't even pronounce Julius Caesar right (supposed to be like Yoolius Kaissar, not Jooleeoos Caizarr.)

Everything I know is a lie!!!

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My dog's name is Waffles! Does that mean he can talk?????

My dog's name is Waffles! Does that mean he can talk?????

Only in Latin. Your real problem is that he isn't a dog at all, at least according to Google.