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Old McDouglas wants to shut off the internet for repairs this evening.


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He told me that I'll need to do something else with my spare time.

 

 

Looks like I'll have to spend the night rubbing one out to those vaginal mesh lawsuit commercials again. Goddammit, Henry, this could be avoided if you wouldn't have tried to staple c4 to the old man's bard,

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there is just so much disturbing stuffs in those few sentences...

What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little pony? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Celestia's friendship class, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret missions to help people find new friends, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in magic and I’m the top student in the entire Ponyville class. You are nothing to me but just another friend. I will wipe your frown the fuck out and turn it upside down, you hear me? You think you can get away with saying that negative shit to me over the Internet? Think again, cutie pie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Equestria and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the friendship. The friendship that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your depression. You’re fucking loved, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can befriend you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed love, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Equestrian Marshmallow Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable depression and anxiety off the face of the continent, you little pony. If only you could have known what friendly retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have expressed your pent up emotions earlier. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re getting all the help you need, you goddamn sweetie. I will shit magic and friendship all over you and you will drown in it. You’re my friend, kiddo.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little pony? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Celestia's friendship class, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret missions to help people find new friends, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in magic and I’m the top student in the entire Ponyville class. You are nothing to me but just another friend. I will wipe your frown the fuck out and turn it upside down, you hear me? You think you can get away with saying that negative shit to me over the Internet? Think again, cutie pie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Equestria and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the friendship. The friendship that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your depression. You’re fucking loved, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can befriend you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed love, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Equestrian Marshmallow Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable depression and anxiety off the face of the continent, you little pony. If only you could have known what friendly retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have expressed your pent up emotions earlier. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re getting all the help you need, you goddamn sweetie. I will shit magic and friendship all over you and you will drown in it. You’re my friend, kiddo.

I'm going to have to add you as a friend just for that comment.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little pony? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Celestia's friendship class, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret missions to help people find new friends, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in magic and I’m the top student in the entire Ponyville class. You are nothing to me but just another friend. I will wipe your frown the fuck out and turn it upside down, you hear me? You think you can get away with saying that negative shit to me over the Internet? Think again, cutie pie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Equestria and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the friendship. The friendship that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your depression. You’re fucking loved, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can befriend you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed love, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Equestrian Marshmallow Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable depression and anxiety off the face of the continent, you little pony. If only you could have known what friendly retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have expressed your pent up emotions earlier. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re getting all the help you need, you goddamn sweetie. I will shit magic and friendship all over you and you will drown in it. You’re my friend, kiddo.

 

Watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme

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