Okey dokey I just had one soul crushing week I have enough rage to melt the safes at Fort Knox and it has been a while so it is time for another rant about my shitty dead end job. For those of you who haven't tuned in my manager Mr. Slash And Burn as I have called him for his amazing ability to completely and utterly fail at writing schedules which screws myself and everyone else over by not having enough help. Just last week he came up with the brilliant idea to give two keycarriers (low and mid ranked managers) off without having ANYONE cover for them which granted didn't affect me much but the higher ups at corporate sure didn't like and let him know that.

But like the nice guy he is he blamed EVERYONE for it except himself by yelling at EVERYONE for EVERYTHING. He had a little chat with me this morning about how I am a big fat pathetic screw up who can't do anything right. Okay to be fair to him he didn't use those exact words, but he might as well have so for your reading pleasure I am going to provide for you a few snippets of his BS and my little rebuttles that I wanted to say so badly today that it hurts but kept my mouth shut.

"When work the 7-4 shifts your section is a mess"

Yes, it is because you don't schedule enough help up front so I as a backup checker in addition to already being a dairy clerk have to come up there every two fragging seconds. I have barely enough time to do anything and when I have to write an order I don't what the frag we even have back there which causes me to make mistakes.

"You didn't do what I asked you to do, I face 90% of your section"

Yes I did you lying piece of filth, you told me to face my section and I did granted I missed a few spots and that is my bad but you and I both know that while you did get the spots I missed that I am the one who got most of it. And yes getting the holes is important but so is getting the back room ready for the load, I know what is back there and what I need to do you can tell me if you think I should do something else instead first but you can try not being an ass about it.

and my personal favorite...

"You need to have a sense of urgency, if you can't cut it than I can find someone else who can"

If I don't have a sense of urgency than can you please explain how I have the respect of nearly all my coworkers including most of the managers I work with current and in the past? And there is also the matter of overdoing myself on the job to such an absurd extent that I received 3 knee injuries that have taken me out of work for a couple of weeks each, one of them taking me out for an entire month. So with all due respect sir you can

go fuck yourself

and have a nice day.