The holidays have begun
And I'm rejoicing. And not because school is over, oh no, I'm pretty disappointed that it's over. Cause learning and stuff. Really, if you read my other stuff, it's pretty obvious as to why I'm sad.
Oh no my dear friends, it's because I need the break. Now, I know I have said that students don't really need a break and it's a tad hypocritical of me to say I need one. But see, it's not the actual studying that's tiring me out. Oh no, it's the tests.
All these god damn tests. Honestly, I think I've slept an average of 5 hours a day over the last 4 weeks, just because of all the bloody homework I have, and all the bloody tests I have to study for. It's god damn ridiculous.
I seriously need this break. I've been catching whatever sleep I can, in recess and lunch, in the car on the way home (I fear I might fall asleep on the road) and in English class.
I'm really looking forward to taking a break. It sounds so great.
Either way, I've gotta set some goals for myself, during the holidays, since I'll be bored as hell.
- Do an exercise of all my subjects a day, everyday, no matter what. I need this brain stimulation. I really do. I need the re-invigoration from all the tests. This one really isn't work. Think of it as a hobby.
- Get more sleep. I'm aiming for 7 hours a day.
- Eat more chips. I really like chips.
- Talk more about chips. Chips are great.
- Watch the LotR trilogy and Star Wars 4 through 6.
Those are my main goals, really. Not to hard to obtain, me thinks.
And I just realized. I have a practice exam in two weeks. Right at the end of my break.
...
And people ask why tests suck. What? They don't? Everyone says tests sucks? This is news to me.
Seriously, what were they thinking when they thought this up?
"Let's give everyone a break! But we'll stress them with a compulsory practice exam, right at the end of their break. It'll make the destroy the purpose of the break, and it'll just make students hate school even more!"
"Great idea, Jim! You're now a principle! Ruin school some more!"
"Why thanks Jim-3!"
"Wait! Why am I Jim-3?!"
"Jim-2 was already taken!"
"By who?!"
"Youre replacement!" *pulls lever*
See what's school is doing to me? I write these unfunny shorts now!
Argh, I'm just so tired.
So, anyone else have start their holidays? (Sorry adults). And are you looking forward to them?
Or have your holidays finished? How were they?
Forced discussion all the way!
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