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The holidays have begun


Bronium

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And I'm rejoicing. And not because school is over, oh no, I'm pretty disappointed that it's over. Cause learning and stuff. Really, if you read my other stuff, it's pretty obvious as to why I'm sad.

 

Oh no my dear friends, it's because I need the break. Now, I know I have said that students don't really need a break and it's a tad hypocritical of me to say I need one. But see, it's not the actual studying that's tiring me out. Oh no, it's the tests.

 

All these god damn tests. Honestly, I think I've slept an average of 5 hours a day over the last 4 weeks, just because of all the bloody homework I have, and all the bloody tests I have to study for. It's god damn ridiculous.

 

I seriously need this break. I've been catching whatever sleep I can, in recess and lunch, in the car on the way home (I fear I might fall asleep on the road) and in English class.

 

I'm really looking forward to taking a break. It sounds so great.

 

Either way, I've gotta set some goals for myself, during the holidays, since I'll be bored as hell.

  • Do an exercise of all my subjects a day, everyday, no matter what. I need this brain stimulation. I really do. I need the re-invigoration from all the tests. This one really isn't work. Think of it as a hobby.
  • Get more sleep. I'm aiming for 7 hours a day.
  • Eat more chips. I really like chips.
  • Talk more about chips. Chips are great.
  • Watch the LotR trilogy and Star Wars 4 through 6.

Those are my main goals, really. Not to hard to obtain, me thinks.

 

And I just realized. I have a practice exam in two weeks. Right at the end of my break.

...

And people ask why tests suck. What? They don't? Everyone says tests sucks? This is news to me.

 

Seriously, what were they thinking when they thought this up?

"Let's give everyone a break! But we'll stress them with a compulsory practice exam, right at the end of their break. It'll make the destroy the purpose of the break, and it'll just make students hate school even more!"

"Great idea, Jim! You're now a principle! Ruin school some more!"

"Why thanks Jim-3!"

"Wait! Why am I Jim-3?!"

"Jim-2 was already taken!"

"By who?!"

"Youre replacement!" *pulls lever*

 

See what's school is doing to me? I write these unfunny shorts now!

 

Argh, I'm just so tired.

 

So, anyone else have start their holidays? (Sorry adults). And are you looking forward to them?

Or have your holidays finished? How were they?

 

Forced discussion all the way!

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I thought your short skit was funny..

 

I don't see the purpose of having a test after a break, when they know it's a period of time when the students will want to do the least work possible. However, maybe this is a test in itself, to expose and weed out the lazy students! Guess you'll just have to be on your guard for this one. Just make sure you have at least a little fun during your break.

 

Watching some good movies sounds like a wonderful idea. I'm pretty fond of Star Wars 4-6 myself (until a few months ago, I hadn't gotten around to watching them, but they were very entertaining). And adjusting your body to a regular sleep schedule that fits in with your school schedule would be a smart move, too.

 

But I don't get to start my holidays (ever), working sucks like that, i guess. Still, I always look forward to snowy weather, if it actually comes to my area. Christmas time will be nice, too, but I've never felt too attached to the holiday, or any other for that matter. Maybe I'll get a giant rusty wrench, or season one of MLP or some other interesting item? I really shouldn't be thinking about myself, though.

 

Anyways, come on, snow! I want you to fall from the sky!

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Re-watching Star Wars? Me too! :D

/completely missing the point

Sorry about all them tests, but I'm sure you did great. Get some sleep, you deserve it!

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