Hello, friends.

Many of you have heard that in the recent years, a major environmental issue has been pollution. Don't worry about it, your friend Harmonic is here to set the record straight.

For example, pollution does not "Kill" species, we simply take species clinging to life and simply smidge a little butter on the edge, letting nature take it's course. In addition, the lack of these old species makes room for our new species. Who may or may not have too many/few limbs.

Of course, this is good news for species who have in the past been seen as unattractive and unsightly.

So yes while we may lose some unnecessary life along the way, the ends justify the means, do they not? Our magnificent pollution is able to turn the water a varying array of beautiful colors, like brown, green, or orange.

Another good thing about pollution is that it solves our resource problem. Once animals have been fired from life they leave extra resources for humanity to use to build more factories. This is good for several reasons, such as:

A.) More factories

B.) More factories

and

C.) More factories

If you do not see why this is good you are not industrial enough.

This is the face of progress.

Enjoy the vast amounts of clear land left from the disposal of those tiring trees, bask in the radioactive and intense sunlight. Sure the O-Zone layer is gone but O-Zone only had so many good songs in the first place. Just apply vigorous amounts of sunscreen which can also be conveniently produced in our factories.

Industry onwards, my friends.

This message has been brought to you by the fish with eight arms foundation.