Rant On Blue Screens of Death
Warning: Rage Post Activated
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Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I learned that BLUE SCREENS SUCK.
NOW I HATE THE WORLD.
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So, how many of us have worked on something cool before? Now, how many of us only save every hour or so? ... Quite a few people, I see.
Now, how many of us have been working on something really cool and didn't save for an hour, because of how cool it was and you got distracted, and then the Blue Screen of Death(BSOD) just comes along, says "Screw you, I never liked you. Now I'm going to destroy your past hour of work." Or better yet, when working with Adobe Flash: "I'm just going to annihilate every single BUCKING SECOND that you've spent on this project. I'll even corrupt your save just because I HATE YOUR GUTS."
That's what it's like. I think BSODs are the equivalent of your computer flipping you off three hundred and seventy-two times consecutively, just because it felt like it.
You know the worst part? The worst part isn't even that all of your work is gone forever. The worst part is when you're listening to music. Why, you ask? Well, this is what happens:
Music: Ba dum ba ba dum do doo do dum ba bum
You: Wow, I'm getting so much done today. I need to save after I insert this symbol...
Music: Ba daa bum dodoo ba ma bum
You: *pastes symbol*
Adobe Flash: *freezes*
You: Oh, well. Looks like I'll have to wait for it for a few seconds...
Music: Ba dum ba BFHUNBDGCDCFVHBKVBNHVHCTMGJHN
You: What? AH! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
... Five seconds later...
Computer: HAHAHA I HATE YOU SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR WORK MOTHERBUCKER *BSOD*
You know it's happening, and you can't do anything to stop it. It's like being strapped to a chair while you watch a serial killer slowly murder all the people you love. You're helpless.
Okay, this rant is over. I'm done.
And did I mention I hate Blue Screens?
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