Have you ever been in a bar, see that perfect lady, and this happens to you?

Hahahaha, stupid peasant! You need pick-up lines!

So walk on down to your local Wondertorium and pick up...

The Personal Pick-Up Line Book!

This is the new book that will get you into conversations with all the good-looking folks with ease!

With such lines as:

"Got a Band Aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you."

"My love for you is like diarrhea... I just can't hold it in."

"I put the STD in stud... All I need is U."

"How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the Ice. Hello, I'm *Insert name*."

"Did you fart? Cause you blew me away."

and, my personal favorite:

"You remind me of my big toe. I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house!"

This is the #1 novel of the season!

(Not really, but everyone else is saying that, so we did.)

This novel is in your possession for the low low price of $∞ and 36 cents!

Order now!

Warning: I, Dr. Wondertainment, will not pay for any hospital bills for removing a beer bottle from your rectum. Thank you and buy more of my stuff!