I've been a bad boy

This year

I'm not gonna get

Any Christmas gift

 

Santa's rules

Are very clear

I get a lump of coal

On the twentyfifth

 

My stocking

Won't contain

No treat

Or candy cane

 

You see a bad boy

Right here

Santa will skip me

On this years shift

 

Listen all

 

You'll get no trip to spain

If you're crawling in a fast lane

No winter coat for you

If you p*ss beside the lue

 

Let's kick it up a notch, shall we?

 

Forget about that laptop case

If you drew a big d*ck

On your sleeping friend's face

 

Hey now, that's rude

 

You get no bottle of wine

If you cheat when you play online

 

That's just wrong, and you know it, you b*stards

 

I've been a bad boy

This year

I'm not gonna get

Any Christmas gift

 

Santa's rules are

Very clear

I get a lump of

Coal on the twentyfifth

 

You better believe it

 

My stocking

Won't contain

No treat or

Candy cane

 

You see a bad boy

Right here

Santa will skip me

On this years shift

 

Uh, hang on

 

You won't get a rock guitar

If you robbed an armoured car

You'll get no pyjama dress

If you work for the IRS

 

Ah yeah, that escalated quickly, didn't it

Wait, it gets worse

 

Forget about those poker decks

If you date your best friend's ex

And definitely no watch for you

If you ask a woman when she's due

 

And it turns out she just

you know

Could use a little exercise

All together now

 

I've been a bad boy

This year

I'm not gonna get

Any Christmas gift

 

Santa's rules

Are very clear

I get a lump of coal

On the twentyfifth

 

My stocking

Won't contain

No treat

Or candy cane

 

You see a bad boy

Right here

Santa will skip me

On this years shift

 

Santa will skip me

On this years shift

 

Santa will skip me

On this years shift

 

~Hoxton-I've Been a Bad Boy- A Merry Payday Christmas Soundtrack