Hello. I started this blog to help clarify some misconceptions in the Cold War so that you can learn very...interesting facts that you might not have known about history. My sources are very reliable so all of this information is guaranteed to be accurate.

You're probably not asking, "What is the Cold War?", well I'll tell you. The Cold War was a war, that was Cold.

To start us off on our misconceptions, historians are not sure just who was in the Communist Bloc, but there's one thing for certain, the Communist Bloc Parties must have been amazing (How else could they have always had a short supply of food if not for hard partying?).

It is known for a fact that the USSR was the center of the Communist Bloc, but who was aligned with them is up for debate. For example, my sources lead me to believe that the Smurfs, the voices inside JFK's head and tortoises all owed their allegiance to the Bloc, or perhaps just to the bitchin' parties that the Bloc was hosting. Rumor has it that some of these parties are still going on to this day.

Secondly (and lastly), most people have incorrectly attributed the end of the Cold War to the fall of the Soviet Union. This is not actually the case. You see, the Cold War would have continued if not for the marvelous device known as the microwave oven.

Due to the invention of the Microwave, it quickly went from the "Cold War" to the "Lukewarm War" and then to the "The Plastic is Hot Enough to Melt Carbon but the Inside is still Cold War", causing the whole crisis to blow over and lead us into the clearly peaceful modern age we're living in now, and also perhaps leading to Putin's shirtlessness.

Stay tuned for the next edition of "Interesting History with Harmonic" where I'll talk about the 70s.