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Being a Christian, one could say that I'm a bit angry at Adam and Eve, what with ruining the entire world and all. And though I am pissed that they set the entire universe in a downward spiral to destruction, I actually am sort of glad that they brought the downfall of man. Why? Because that means that we got to eat meat. Up until that point, the only thing humanity was allowed to eat was vegetables. It must have been torture, not being able to get a steak or a burger. Just looking at all those cows and chickens and various other livestock and thinking: "That thing looks SO good... I wish I could eat that cow, with its succulent, juicy, flavor-rich, hearty... OK, screw it, I'm eating the forbidden fruit. I don't care what God said, that cow is MINE..."

 

*semi-facetious mode OFF (maybe)*

 

But seriously, I couldn't imagine a world without meat. I would die if I had to eat vegetables all the time. I need my meat. I'm not sure why I like meat as much as I do. Perhaps it's because, unlike 95 percent of vegetables, it's actually tasty. Now don't get me wrong, I do enjoy some vegetables... as long as they're a condiment on top of some meat. I won't eat anything if it doesn't have meat in it.

 

Vegans. Ugh. I don't care if you're a vegetarian, that's fine. But don't freakin' shove it down my throat every fifth of a femtosecond! "Meat's BAAAAAD for ya, man! Eating meat is like murdering a thousand babies! If you eat meat, you're worse than Satan, Charles Manson, and Jack Tretton combined!" (Haha, I'm biased, I don't like PlayStation! Can you tell? LOLZ) Animals are not people. Someone should really clue vegans in on this fact. Now, I'm not saying that we should go around helter-skelter killing every animal that comes within a 100-mile radius, but vegans go around acting like killing an animal is a crime. Cows, for example. Tell me one use for a cow other than steak, burgers and milk. Nothing. They're livestock. They live to die.

 

 

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I loves me some big juicy sirloin steak with some mashed potatoes and steamed brocolli and carrots on the side! Or maybe some chicken enchiladas. Personally, I only eat veggies if they're on a burger or a side of a meat based plate, except pickles, I just dislike them. As for going vegetarian though, I don't think I could do it, I eat salads sometimes but I can't imagine eating only that forever. Meat FTW! Beef, chicken, pork and shrimp!

Controversy time:

Chicken > beef

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In regards to the first part, you might be interested to know the LDS church's view on the subject of the Fall of Adam.

Basically, though it was a sin, it was necessary. Earth life is like a test to see if we can live with God in Heaven, and in order for it to even work, humans must be able to think like humans. Adam and Eve were not like this; they were completely innocent, and therefore, God's Plan wouldn't work. So they ate the fruit and began to have human knowledge (such as realizing they were naked and having the desire to cover themselves). So the Fall isn't really a bad thing, in the end, since it was just the first step in God's Plan.

 

'course, I'm atheist, but it makes more sense to me like this. If God is all knowing, I doubt he'd let some dudes eating the Forbidden Fruit ruin his plan for Earth. And also, I think it'd be nice to believe in a God where everything is according to His plan, even if it does seem to be bad on the surface.

 

Also, LDS doesn't believe that we are all marked by Adam's Transgression, and are only responsible for our own wrongdoings. Also makes more sense to me, since I don't think a loving God would allow the the entire race to be cursed from birth, since that would mean that any child who dies before baptism goes to Hell. Or all those people living in places where Christianity doesn't exist? It's not their fault if they haven't heard the Word, but if you believe in Original Sin? Go directly to Hell. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

 

Pretty grim religion, if you ask me :/

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"Meat's BAAAAAD for ya, man!"

 

Not all vegans are sheep.

 

I get what you're saying though. A cousin and I love meat. Any kind of juicy, tender, red meat is good by us. He got married a few years ago. Less than a month later his wife turned vegan. Fortunately she hasn't been too hard on him, me, or anybody else in the family when we get together, but she will remind you at every meal that her diet is healthier before letting you eat in peace.

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"Meat's BAAAAAD for ya, stallion!"

 

That was intended to be read in a JonTron or Ukinojoe voice.

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"Animals are not people. They should really cue vegans in on this fact."

 

Well, the thing is, vegans don't really care about something's species. If it can feel emotion, then vegans want to protect and care for it. Vegans (in general), are like Fluttershy. They care for all creatures, no matter what kind.

 

Come to think of it, I bet Fluttershy would really hate most humans for what they think of non-humans.

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