Meat
Being a Christian, one could say that I'm a bit angry at Adam and Eve, what with ruining the entire world and all. And though I am pissed that they set the entire universe in a downward spiral to destruction, I actually am sort of glad that they brought the downfall of man. Why? Because that means that we got to eat meat. Up until that point, the only thing humanity was allowed to eat was vegetables. It must have been torture, not being able to get a steak or a burger. Just looking at all those cows and chickens and various other livestock and thinking: "That thing looks SO good... I wish I could eat that cow, with its succulent, juicy, flavor-rich, hearty... OK, screw it, I'm eating the forbidden fruit. I don't care what God said, that cow is MINE..."
*semi-facetious mode OFF (maybe)*
But seriously, I couldn't imagine a world without meat. I would die if I had to eat vegetables all the time. I need my meat. I'm not sure why I like meat as much as I do. Perhaps it's because, unlike 95 percent of vegetables, it's actually tasty. Now don't get me wrong, I do enjoy some vegetables... as long as they're a condiment on top of some meat. I won't eat anything if it doesn't have meat in it.
Vegans. Ugh. I don't care if you're a vegetarian, that's fine. But don't freakin' shove it down my throat every fifth of a femtosecond! "Meat's BAAAAAD for ya, man! Eating meat is like murdering a thousand babies! If you eat meat, you're worse than Satan, Charles Manson, and Jack Tretton combined!" (Haha, I'm biased, I don't like PlayStation! Can you tell? LOLZ) Animals are not people. Someone should really clue vegans in on this fact. Now, I'm not saying that we should go around helter-skelter killing every animal that comes within a 100-mile radius, but vegans go around acting like killing an animal is a crime. Cows, for example. Tell me one use for a cow other than steak, burgers and milk. Nothing. They're livestock. They live to die.
We here at the HM Corporation hope you have enjoyed these structure-less, goofy ramblings of a slightly insane person. Have a great day, and remember,
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