Ragland Tiger

No matter where you are,

no matter what you do,

someone out there will be disappointed.

"I'm not a villain, I'm just professionally inconvenient!"  

Why be practical when you can give the illusion of competency?

We all know you can handle almost anything, but that doesn't mean you're supposed to handle absolutely everything.  So how about, just today. just as an experiment, letting your [coworkers and bosses] suffer through the consequences of their own actions, yes?  It'll be fun.  We can call it "creative helping".  

...everyone I  mentioned it to said it was a terrible Idea and I shouldn't do it.   And so I thought, "You know what  I'll  do?  I'll go to the other side of the planet, and if no one likes it, nobody will ever find out."

"People get built different.  We don't need to figure it out, we just need to respect it."

How do you make a ginger snap?  Insult his hair color.

"Natural stupidity is more dangerous than artificial intelligence"

Welcome to the world...-- It's awful..

Pomni: Please don't come to life

corpse: Okay, I won't.

“If a truth falls in the [Youtube] algorithm, does it make a sound?”

Happiness isn't about what you have. It's about what you don't have to worry about.

You are now leaving the universe.

Please come again!

Say, "ahh..."

"We're not cynical, we just watch the news."

"Normality is a paved road; it's comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow on it."

"You know, it's funny-- when you look at somebody through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like - flags."

There's a benefit to losing; you get to learn from your mistakes.

"The most dangerous people are not those who lie to your face -- but those who lie to themselves, and call it love."

You can silence 50 scholars with 1 fact but you cannot silence 1 idiot with 50 facts.

"When someone cannot tolerate being wrong they also cannot tolerate growth"

I'm not what happened to me.

I'm what I choose to become.

Those who look outside, dream.

Those who look inside awaken

It's so easy to hate.  It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

Does your dog bite?

Never be so nieve as to think a Lion is going to bite his own tail.