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If something doesn't hurt them, They don't care who bleeds.

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@Dynamo Pad Twilight shifted self-consciously "You don't have to bow, you know," she said. " We don't stand on ceremony here." "Okay ponies," Luna called out. "let's get this thing started!" Twilight led the group to the games with the dozen mares, sighing in unison, trailing behind.

"I keep hearing voices inside my head! They tell me to eat my veggies!"

Memory by Fannie Isabelle Sherrick (born 31 May, fl. 1860 – 1880) A treasured link of shining pearls, A by-gone melody, A shower of tears with smiles between-- And this is memory. A thing so light a breath of air May waft its life away; A thing so dark that moments of pain Seem like some endless day. A careless word may wound the heart, And quickly it may die; Yet in the seas of memory Forever it will lie. And sometimes when the tide rolls back Its waves of joy and pain, That careless word, though long forgot, Will wound the heart again. The restless seas of memory Are vast and deep and wide; And every deed that we can know Sleeps in that tireless tide. Upon the thoughtless lives of men Its waves in mockery roll; And sweep a might of bitter pain Across each human soul. And few can stand upon the sands Beside this boundless sea, And say with calm unfaltering voice "It has no grief for me." The passing wave may bear away Our deeds and words untrue; Yet surely as the tide comes in The wrecks will follow too. memoy Stereol.flac

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You're a really sweet kid

A song for you

@Dynamo Pad "D-don't take it per-personally," said Bluebell. "She's a v-very sensitive pony, and- and I think she ju-ju-just feels over-overwhelmed. I think if you give-give her a chance, she'll w-warm up to you."

@Dynamo Pad For a moment, Moondancer lost her confident posture, like a startled filly. "Oh - um -oh - uh - hi," she said. she could barely touch Dynamo's extended hoof. "I - um - It's - um - nice to - uh - meet you. Please excuse me." She turned and walked briskly away, almost running. "Oh, d-d-d-dear," said Bluebell.

@Dynamo Pad Moondancer wasn't used to this kind of attention. Tears welled up in her eyes and she started to sob. Twilight Sparkle quickly appeared, and gave her a firm and reassuring embrace while the rest of the ponies cheered and applauded. After Moondancer regained her composure, Twilight led her over to Bluebell, who promptly pulled her in, kissed her on the cheek, and said, "Y-y-y-you l-look awesome!" "Oh. cut it out, will ya!" said Moondancer. "You're gonna make me cry again! Why do you ponies have to make me cry?" "M-Moondancer," said Bluebell I'd li-like you to m-m-meet my n-new friend, Dynamo Pad"

This man speaks truth.

@Dynamo Pad Lemon Hearts fidgeted bashfully. "I'm alright. Thanks for asking." "Attention every pony," Luna's voice called. Everyone turned toward Princess Luna. "Before we begin," she continued, "you all know that we pitched in and sent Moondancer with Rarity to Manehattan for some fun and a lovely makeover. It is my honor and pleasure to celebrate our friend's return, and present her wonderful new look. "Mares" - Princess Luna looked at Dynamo and smiled "and Gentlecolt, back from Manehattan, I give you Moodancer!" Moondancer came walking humbly through the entrance way, accompanied by a smiling Rarity. The ponies gasped and cheered. Gone was the band that severely propped Moondncer's mane over her head. Her mane was now neatly coiffed, and hung prettily around her face and neck. Gone, too was the prickly sweater that hid her lustrous mustard colored coat. Her soft yellow undercoat created a shimmering effect as she moved. "Oh, my gosh," said Minuette, "She looks amazing!" https://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/41200000/Moondancer-my-little-pony-41289221-935-854.png

@Dynamo Pad Meanwhile, in a back corner of the room, Bluebell was just removing an ice pack from Lemon Hearts's nose and patting it dry with a cloth. "I do declare," she said with her slight Appleloosa drawl. "Y-y-y-you get a major c-c-crush on any st-stallion w-with four legs and a t-t-t-t-tail." She gave Lemon Hearts a gentle hug. "Y-you'll be okay. Come on, let-let's join the o-o-others," she said, and they walked back to the group.

“Life is too short and Proust is too long”

"If you've ever felt you don't belong in this world, maybe it's because you were meant to help build a new one."

You sometimes act like an underdog in a movie that isn't being made.

@Dynamo Pad Just then, three familiar ponies approached them, "Oh h-h-hey! let-let me in-in-introduce y-you all," said Bluebell. "L-Lyra, Twinkle Shine, L-Lemon Hearts, th-this is D-D-D-Dynamo P-Pad." Lyra Heartstrings blushed and shyly cocked her head, Twinkle Shine awkwardly giggled, and Lemon Hearts turned away because she didn't want anypony to know that her nose was bleeding. Bluebell noticed poor Lemon Hearts right away. "Oh, d-d-dear! Are you n-n- not w-well?" she said. "C-come on, I'll h-h-h-help you." She then turned to the rest of the group. "Ex-Excuse us for-for a m-m-m-minute." She then lead Lemon Hearts away to care for her. Meanwhile, a group of about a dozen mares formed behind Dynamo, and when he turned to see them, they smiled their eyes widened and they all sighed in unison

Cigarettes are like squirrels. They are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

@Dynamo Pad "We got to know Bluebell from Princess Twilight. I've lived in Canterlot ever since I was a foal," said Minuette. "I like playing sports and games with all my friends, speaking of which, I can hardly wait to see Moondancer. She just got back from Manehattan." 'I c-c-can't wait either," said Bluebell. "Sh-sh-she deserved a bit of p-p-pampering."

"L-L-Let me intr-intoduce you to the rest of the g-g-g-gang," Bluebell said, and started to lead Dynamo around the room. She Introduced him to Minuette who picked up his hoof and shook it enthusiastically. "It's a pleasure to meet you!" she said "Bluebell told me all about how cute you are!" "M-Minuette!" Bluebell said, blushing.