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Ragland Tiger

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  1. "You're fantasizing about seven foot tall blue barbarian aliens again."
  2. What do you call a chef with bananas in his ears? Anything you want - He can't hear you!
  3. @Dynamo Pad Shortly after Dynamo crossed the threshold, the doors slammed shut. A pair of evil looking eyes appeared behind him, and a low, dark voice boomed, "This is the part where you run! Bwah ha ha ha!"
  4. "Being a hero isn't about forming a fist. Its about extending a hand." -Kid Cosmic
  5. Americans will always do the right thing -- after exhausting all the alternatives.
  6. @Dynamo Pad "What's the secret password?" said the squeaky voice. Oh! Hehe, never mind. It's a secret anyways." The eyes vanished and the doors slowly opened to reveal a long corridor with a barely visible door at the other end.
  7. @Dynamo Pad A tiny peek - door opened in the gate. A pair of pony eyes peered out of it. and a squeaky, chirpy voice demanded, "Who goes there? Friend or foe?" One of the guards rolled his eyes. "Here we go again," he said.
  8. "I used to think my brain was the most wonderful part of my body, then I realized who was telling me that." --Emo Phillips
  9. The Institute Of Unfinished Research has concluded that six out of ten people
  10. Baby sitters are teenagers who act like grownups, so that grownups can go out and act like teenagers.
  11. "Some people need to trade in their keyboards for a therapist."
  12. "You could claim that anything's real if the only basis for believing in it is that nobody's proved that it doesn't exist!" -- Hermione
  13. @Dynamo Pad "Of course," said Luna. "I'll see you in a week then. Bring your A game!" And with that, they departed.
  14. "You are not the main protagonist in your own Hallmark Christmas movie!"
  15. @Dynamo Pad Luna looked back at him, perplexed at first. "Huh?" She said, but after thinking for a few seconds, she smiled, and then broke into a hearty laugh. "You are so adorable! I may be royalty, but most of my friends are just regular ponies who are kind and good, like you. I like Kind and good, and I like fun, too. Come on over. The girls will love you!"
  16. "When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty" --Dan Vasc
  17. @Dynamo Pad After they left the room Princess Luna turned to Dynamo. "So, you're a gamer? I'm having a few friends over at the palace to play video games at the end of next week. Would you like to join us?"
  18. “Diversity may be the hardest thing for a society to live with, and the most dangerous thing for a society to be without.” --William Coffin Jr.
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