Revolver Bobcat

Pinoak is mumbling in his sleep, it looks like a really vivid dream. Luckly nopony wakes up due to the uproar coused by pinoak. Boomy can divise the eyes of many beasts, although they don't seem interested in the party at the moment, maybe they will look for another more easy prey. "Go ahead, is pretty boring though, i think i will sleep all day later..." (OOC: DUDE! 3 DRAGONS? WHAT? ALSO ME AND STEEL ARE GUARDING THE PARTY, I THINK THEY WOULD HAVE SEEN 3 DRAGONS! PS: Also, don't they eat jewels? EDIT: Wait a ... the dragons are puppets? ._. i though they were attacking the party! xD damn, my mistake)

Yeah, no. I mean, nightfall has a point, let them rest for tonight, they earn it. Also, 3 fucking dragons man? what the fuck? ._. dude, you start with little things, even if they're small they're still fucking dragons. I will post that you had a nightmare or something, but seriusly, start with something little.

Boomy gave a very cold look at the glowing pony as he wakes up, the light that steel emanatesis anoying when is so close, furthering increasing his disgust I swear if that stupid pony-lamp doesn't get kill in this journey i will snap his neck myself Boomy is definitely not a morning pony...or night pony... whatever. He didn't say a word to the glowing pony, he just point to the tree he mentioned before, he is still very tired.

All the traps are done, for an amateur work they look pretty well. Boomy seems exausted and completely ingnores all statements fron the party "okay...im done..." boomy seems out of breath "im... im gonna take a quick nap... wake me up when you guys go to sleep..." Boomy goes to the nearest tree and passes out there, it seems rather pleased with his work. Boomy falls sleep. Sunset arives and so does night, the mushrooms from before are shining with a beautiful bright-blue glow, so does the foolish pony, Steel. (OOC: I saw nobody saying that it was night yet, so there you go)

"..." Nobody make a sound. "Well that was weird" Also nobody seemed to care (OOC: Proton will live in our memories and our hearts forever, goodbye careless bastard! we barely knew ya! Also i think we can all can the assume the RP is a success if random people starts popping out like that)

Boomy is stunned "Wha-WHAT?" Boomy can't find words the explain the sheer stupidity he has just witnessed "Why?WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? YOU'RE A NIGHT-SHIFT GUARD! IF YOU WANTED TO GET MORE ATENTION YOU MIGHT AS WELL PUT A BULL'S-EYE ON YOUR FOREHEAD!" Boomy is facehoofing and depresed "I... it will have to do for now, please don't eat more of those" (OOC: Lol )

Boomy seems very tired, the traps are almost ready "Red AND blue, but those are deeper forest so don't worry about it" Boomy gets closer to Honey "let me see..." Boomy is inspecting to mushrooms from a safe distance, it seems relive when he sees the glowing blue mushrooms "Oh, don't worry, those are 'Splendida mushrooms', they're harmless" Boomy picks one up "Becouse of their propeties they're usually used as a non-combusting light source and in the fabrication of fireworks, those bright blue you see at parties? those are Splendidas" Boomy hands her the mushroom he picked "You can have as much as you want, don't worry, although, don't eat them, not unless you want to glow in the dark" Boomy chuckles and slowly goes to the nearest tree to rest.

I...WHAT? No!...NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I want you to think about you just said man. Also, if the monsters where so fucking easy to kill they wouldn't be a threat at all, if there's copies of the fucking necronomicon at sale for 8 bucks and you can kill most of the minions with a stick, why come in the first place? Either the monsters are a bunch of pussys or the natives are buff as all hell. I... i just can't man...

Yeah, i know, it's posible to nuke the fucker, and it was done before (I don't know in the mitos) but those fuckers got lucky, you know? like... with what are you going to attack him? You are going to throw the sun at him and hope for the best? also, the necronomicon? okay, that plausible, but how did you get that? why is it there? do you know how to read that? i mean, it's complicaded, really really complicaded. Not to mention the minions are tough as fuck and Cthulhu is just unstoppable. The only "Thing" you can really do is just seal him away. And i really don't care if you can kill him, the thing is you CAN, its posible, but to get there is just so unbelievable bat-shit-crazy that the credibility of the game is thrown down the window. Also, i would like to now if you got an insane table, like, what kind of insane traits you can get. I don't know if its in every game of Cthulhu but you can get pretty nasty things. Like you can "get" necrophilia if you see certain monsters, or you could get Vestiphobia and you would start stripping yourself in fear and playing nude for the rest of the game and some shit like that, it's pretty awesome.

I know, i know what you want to do, but you can't fight Cthulhu (At least not in combat) , it's just an inherit rule of the lore, he is the unstoppable force. That said, MAYBE you could fight the minions (That is if you don't get too insane in the process) and MAYBE close some portal that retains Cthulhu here, AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE you can win. The setup where you have to seal gates and investigate is perfect in y opinion, but you can't fight Cthulhu, you just can't. What im saying is that you should think REALLY well about the setting and enemies, hell, some ponies will be your enemies since some of them will become insane and will try to kill you. In my opinion, if Cthulhu awakes is just a game over.

"Maybe so, but at least they will think twice about atacking us, also these will stop them from flat out CHARGE at us and the numbers will be severy reduced" Boomy keep digging "Plus, it's the only trap that you have, i don't why you kids enter the forest without some, i thought you were smarter than that" "Does't matter that much, just put it anyway, even is it's just for show, monsters might ignore us if they think it's a waste of time" "I would agree if this wasn't the everfree forest. Monsters are diferent here, yes kobolds are still dumb and weak and coward, but at least THEY KNOW THAT THEY ARE DUMB AND WEAK AND COWARD. If they think just for a second that they can take you on, they will quickly overwhelm you with their numbers, before you noticed it will be a 10 to 1 fight, not pretty. And believe me, you guys are easy prey" (OOC: Im really trying to stop posting so much T _ T PS: LeJAKoJAK nice touch with the goblins, also now there's 4 people in line to get on the RP, maybe you should consider some of them since jirachi left... just saying...)

Boomy is diggin some holes on the ground, no pony seems to know why "I just dug some holes and cover them with branches and leaves, is nothing fancy but it will have to do" Boomy seems tired and stops for a moment to rest "Does anypony here have some real traps or maybe some spells that could help?" (OOC: Guys, there's like 3 people in line to get in the RP http://mlpforums.com/topic/50753-the-haunted-woods-open-for-sign-ups/page-3 )

No, is not posible. In the most lucky run that you could ever have it's still imposible to "Win," the only thing you can do is run. Hell, in some books they Stat the monster and flat out says that you can't beat it, and even, EVEN if you beat it (wich is imposibru!) , it'll turn in this acid vapor and reconstructs AGAIN in a sigle turn. This is not a combat RP, even the most feeble monster will take you out in a few shots, if not single shot you. Sorry i butt in like that, i just saw Cthulhu and i couldn't resist.

Boomy shakes Irish's hoof "All right steel, stay alert, got it? im counting on you" Boomy then goes to set up some traps and alarm bells around the camp. (OOC: I will stop posting for a while so you guys can have your moments, i feel like im hoarding the RP anyway. Boomy will set up things aroung the camp if someone needs him for something and will not appear until everyone goes to sleep, have fun.)

Boomy, as usual, is clueless about the other ponies feelings and answers "YES, I NEED SOMETHING!" in a very sarcastic tone. "Is too late to leave now, its almost dark, we have to stay here for the night." Boomy searches his bag looking for something " I will set up some alarm bells, i want you to stand guard with me" Boomy points out a very tall tree "That's our guarding tower, when the rest goes to sleep i want you too fly us to the top of the tree" Boomy walks off angrily, but when he is about set up the bells, he noticed the "Down" look on the grey pony's face and couldn't but feel bad about his behavior. Ashamed, boomy gets close to him "This is kinda awkward to ask now but" boomy stops for a second "what is your name kid?" (OOC: There's some guys that want to join the RP, also "aRegularPony" is droping out http://mlpforums.com/topic/50753-the-haunted-woods-open-for-sign-ups/page-3#entry1283946 )

Boomy seems ofended by the grey pony's remarks and walks towards him "Dont treat them like mindless beasts you fool!" Boomy frowned "Many 'Brave' ponies such as you lost their lives for underestimate those monsters. They're smart, they're strong and, above it all, they're experienced hunters" Boomy shakes his head "By the time that you spot a Kobold's eyes, their will be another 10 at your back, all aiming at your throat" (OOC: This is just an exageration, kobolds are actually a pun in D&D , the lowest of the lowest, literally, dumb as a rock and frail as glass, but you get the point. Also, boomy has a point, at least put some kind of trap or a few stings atached to some bells as alarm, it's just common sense to him)

Unlike the rest of the group, boomy watches the beatiful scene with horror. Boomy's face is turning pale when he noticed the party's tends all ready made "You guys are not staying here, are you?" (OOC: Camping near to a source of water at night without traps in the evil forest of evil is never a good idea guys)

"All right, i'll go check on the others" Boomy quickly check the bodies of the rest of the party, beyond some small scratches there doesn't seem to be any grave injuries, boomy told the others that they should just clean the wounds and let them heal, no bandages needed. (OOC: Just a suggestion, you guys should get a "True" Dungeons and Dragons bestiary, you can get a lot of cool monster from there, trust me is really helpful. PS: Im just being a jerk here but, how did you knew my name azura? i only told my name to pinoak )

"Are you sure? Did you clean the wound properly so it doesn't get infected?" Boomy checks the bandage " all right, it seems pretty good, try not to force that leg for now" Boomy turns his attention to the other pony "What about you? how are you holding up?" Damn, this is bad, I thought these guys were a little more experienced in this.

Don't worry about it, that's why i came up with the bag in the first place, i could have just say myself that it had some scrolls and a memo inside, but the bestiary is better. Who knows? maybe there's something else in the bag that you didn't noticed

Boomy run thowards him "Tell me, where does it hurt?" Boomy is inspecting carefully his body looking for signs of injury, although the blood stains are making it dificult "The monster that attacked you, how does it look like? did it bited you? are you dizzy? it could've been poisonous" Boomy flooded Featherstone with questions and it doesn't seem to be an end.

"Okay, got it" Boomy Runs off to examine Featherstone's injury. "Oh, crap!" Boomy quickly turns around and run towards Pinoak. "Pino, take this will ya?" Boomy opens his saddlebag and took out ANOTHER saddlebag somewhat diferent from the group, this one is purple with a few blood stains and very mistreated, the fabric seems torn on some areas. "I found it while searching for my ingredients" he took a quick look at the group "Doesn't seem like is one of yours, thought might be a clue, don't know what's in it" Boomy then leaves to find Featherstone. Boomy arrives to the scene "Wich one of you is Featherstone?" (OOC: i just looked at your caracter sheet, nightfall, it says that you are an unicorn ._. , how did you flew over if you are not a pegasus? http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/featherstone-r2734 )

Boomy walks on the scene, without noticing anything yet. "Hey guys, i got something that might interest-" Boomy stops to see everyone covered in blood "Woa, what happend to you?" Unlike before, boomys face now shows true concern about the party. "Is anypony hurt? ugh, that's a stupid question, Who is in the worst shape?" Boomy opens his bag searching for something "i'll try to fix you real quick, just tell me where it hit you and i'll patch you up" Pulls out some of the herbs he was gathering.

The brown pony is colecting some odd looking blue flowers "Pino, right?" the pony turns to see the who is talking to him "Im cunning hooves, but my friends call me 'Boomy' . As for your question, yes, i am familiar with these woods, i came here frequently to gather material for my store" Boomy stops for a second, letting out a heavy sigh "Although most of the search parties turn into spineless chickens lately, don't know why, all i know is that i will go bankrupt if my supply of materials stops, some of my ingredients only grow here, i can't just go to a farmacy and ask for some 'crepitus mushrooms' . Anyway, sorry if i act kind of odd sometimes, is not mean spirited, if i see something dubious i let you guys know" Boomy then turns around and keep picking the blue flowers and putting then inside his saddlebags. Boomy was too far away to listen, he could also be too much inside of his own world to notice, is hard to say.

Yeah, yeah... But, who says that he HAS to become good? I don't say that won't, i don't know what is going to happen next, but right now he has no intention in changing sides. Right now, im playing a straight villian.