He was like "Do you have a horese?" I said what? and then he said "whats your horses name? Charlie!!!" Then he punches me in the thigh as hard as he can.
Its called a charlie-horse or somthin like that. Seems stupid enough.
I think the driver didn't say anything, but probably wrote you up if you fought him. I'm gonna do that to my class bully/stoner/drunk/shit eating drug dealing hooker slapping pretty boy.