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BEE-SEVENTEEN BAWMER

I gotta hand it to you!

Kinda gives you an empty feeling, huh?

I see what you mean!

No guts, no glory!

Rarity: "All we had to do, was follow the damn train, darling!"

Finally got my new PC tower hooked up.

God willing, I'm back in business.

My PC tower died for no reason Wednesday, so I'm having to wait for a new one to be delivered.

Hence my limited activity the past few days.

You won't find adobe here in Nairobi.

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man! ♪

♪ Takes a dump in a coffee-can! ♪

While I don't necessarily agree with everything here, it's still given me a whole new appreciation for one particular Infinity Stone:

Repeat after me:

I have no talent... Mr. Tentacles has all the talent... If I'm lucky, some of Mr. Tentacles's talent may rub off on me.

Who else thinks that Dark Kat (SWAT Kats) looks like a pimp?

Evil Overlord Rule #12:

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One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

R.I.P., Harley Race.

R.I.P., Russi "Minnie Mouse" Taylor.

Nani?!

How Disney Star Wars should've been:

Spider-Man PS4 -- the one where he actually handles Aunt May's death with maturity and doesn't just have Mephisto retcon everything.

The new 007 should've been Idris Elba, dammit.

Drake Wins

BANANALITY

She's going to die:

Had an Internet-outage for the past 24 hours.

R.I.P., Rip Torn (e.g., Zeus in Disney's Hercules).

Thorg hungry; Thorg want eat!

Ravioli, ravioli...