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  1. Nerdy Luigi
    Star Versus the Forces of Evil
     
     
    There are some cartoons that are a cut above the rest, and some are a whole narwhal blast above them. As you can tell, I believe that this cartoon is definitely spectacular and among the best of all time. Everything, the characters, the plot, and the humor, make the show a complete standout among many others. That's obviously in a good way.
     
    Characters: The characters of the show are something else entirely. It’s difficult to find a character not to like, (*cough cough* Brittney Wong *cough cough*), but otherwise, I stand by this. Most all characters have some relatable element to them and are crafted very well. I say the word crafted because some of the characters are so well designed, we might as well call them art. For example, Star is adorable, somewhat rebellious, absurdly optimistic and, well… fun! Being basically the equivalent of a pubescent girl with magical powers, the personality fits absolutely perfectly. If I could find a flawed character, it would have to be Pony Head. Her jealousy disgusts me at times…
     
    Plot: The cartoon centers around a girl (14 years old, canonically?) from another dimension, on presumably a similar planet (They grow CORN… I mean a LOT of corn. I think it’s supposed to be a mockery of our society, which would be pretty funny if it were the case) in a monarchial country known as Mewni. She’s the princess of this monarchy and was sent to a dimension similar to our own (with a few historical differences, though not obvious ones) to practice magic in a place where it would risk less. Of course, this magic is unknown to the “Earth” dimension, but does exist and is used several times throughout the show. Now, a monster named Ludo is trying to steal her wand (magic wand?) so he can become powerful. The show presumes after this point, and no spoilers from here.
     
    Humor: If it weren’t clear, this show’s way of making me laugh is extremely effective. I love the constant usage of irony to evoke a laugh. For example, in one episode, a Demon Prince gets really mad and is calmed down by petting an adorable little white bunny. This show uses the tactic constantly to great effect. Of course, it also does some slapstick which is not on the level of the legendary Ed, Edd, and Eddy, but it’s still really funny because it’s usually handled extraordinarily well. To be honest this show could make anyone laugh at least once every episode (even the bad ones of the bunch have their moments!).
     
    In conclusion, I will say that if you can handle the occasional pandering to the targeted audience (younger teenage girls), you will absolutely ADORE this cartoon. Even if you do mind the pandering (I personally don’t), I don’t think it will hurt to watch a few episodes anyways. I think the likelihood is that you will still like it, and probably end up watching an entire season instead, if not become a fan of the show and tune in for the third season premiering in the summer, presumably mid-late July if it follows it's release patterns.
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    So, since the forums went down, I decided to compile a list of cartoons and anime that I feel like I need to watch. I felt like I've been missing out on good cartoons for the past  or 8 years, and have a faded memory of the classics. Here are some of the inclusions:
    Star VS the Forces of Evil- I've actually began watching it. I really like it so far. It reminds me of earlier episodes of Adventure Time, with a little bit of Regular Show and anime-esque animation and themes thrown into the mix. Steven Universe- I've watched ten episodes of it, and I really don't see what's so good about it. I just don't think it's all it's attributed. I personally find Steven to be annoying, Amethyst to be selfish and childish, Pearl to be straight-up mean (Eps 9 and 10 were REALLY bad about it), and Garnet to be an empty shell of a character. I just can't enjoy it. Gravity Falls- I've heard so much good about this cartoon, though I was initially dissed for some reason. I guess I felt like it'd be like Breadwinners or something... Rick and Morty- Supposedly really good, and my brother references it A LOT. Moved up 3 spots. Inuyasha- From what I've read, it's a solid start for anyone who wants to get into anime. (It's also not Naruto...) Moved down 2. Bleach- I read the manga and absolutely loved it, so why not the show too? Moved down 2. Makai Senki Disgaea- An anime for one of my favorite video games of all time. I hope it doesn't disappoint! Death Note- I've heard so much about it that I felt like I should try it. Fullmetal Alchemist- One of my old friends in high school CONSTANTLY talked about this show whenever it wasn't Bioshock. I've experience neither unfortunately. One Piece- I don't know why this one specifically. I guess because it was the basis of a not-bad fighting game I played plenty when I was "Ash's age." Black Butler- From the people that have watched it, I've only read how amazing of an anime it was.  
    Of course, there's NO WAY I'm going to watch entire shows yet. Seriously, if I had to watch every episode of One Piece... That would take me months if not years alone. IT'S SO LONG.
     
    Any others you'd like to recommend? I have some others on the list, though, so it may be already on there.
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    Specifically, my gender identity. Now, on my profile currently it says that I am a transgender and I have said that before. Though I had this weird nagging feeling that putting it that way... well... isn't 100% accurate. I think it warrants an explanation (although this is pretty vague).
     

    It happened yesterday, while I was in my dad's truck going to help him feed somebody else's animals (pigs mostly.. gross creatures ). I had the thought that... well... I can't put it into words exactly, but if I could something like "maybe I'm not entirely sure I'm a woman on the inside 100%...". This thought emerged thinking over some elements of the somewhat recent past. One time my ex-boyfriend (whom has been by a couple of times in the last couple of months) commented about my profile's background being a bit more... uhm... masculine than expected (this happened like a year and a half or so ago). Sure, that input was well appreciated and it gave me the cute ( ) Pikachu picture I have tiled now. But, that background represented me fine, I believe (at the time... I believe it was related to that game I stopped playing about 2 weeks ago because other people in its community were extremely harmful to my psyche.
     

    The thought was intriguing and it's kind of kept in the back of my mind for the past day or so. It makes me think that maybe I should call myself more of a feminine androgyne, rather than straight up transgender, which of course further complicates my already complicated self. Makes sense actually... With things I've seen taking repeated gender role tests (I used to be really compulsive about it...). Most times I got a feminine-leaning androgynous result, these including a recent SaGE test I took. Now I'm not regarding their opinion on my gender as my own, but it actually makes sense now that I get a result of androgynous... Something just feels odd with the way I represent myself, in comparison to, well, myself. Not entirely sure of what I am anymore...
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    ...Whom I bet you don't know about because the corrupt Democrats that are falling to corporate fascism don't like progressives, as we've seen. They ride on their coattails and then trash-talk them until there's no tomorrow because endorsing their beliefs would harm Wall Street... Oh poor Wall Street... How many wall street bankers have you seen in homeless shelters? Pretty sure the answer is zero. On Main Street? It's at least in the hundreds of thousands.
     
    Anyways. This man is a German immigrant that spent his childhood in Lancaster, Ohio. He is a veteran of the US Air Force. The average citizen other than the fact he's running to be the chair of the DNC. This helps my image of him, as he isn't like Hillary Clinton or Cory Booker (Barack Obama 2.0), who weren't humble to start with even. Just average Mc-Liberals (also known as Neo-Con Lite) who wouldn't know the people's interests if they heard the people yelling them in their ears to the point that they would go deaf. Or at least they've acted like it. If they know what REAL PEOPLE are interested in, it'd make me like them even less than I do... So yes, by appearance alone, he seems a man that is representative of the people.
     
    His platform is progressive, and all about the middle class. He's for Single Payer healthcare (as over half of the US is according to surveys conducted by Gallup), Regulating Wall Street (including POLITICAL powers that they have), Ending tax dodging, and opposing any (real, Hillary...) bigotry. As well, he's all for making the minimum wage actually tolerable (If you didn't know, it's $7.25 an hour. I must say, that's pretty freaking meager if you expect to be able to afford even a small apartment with the fact most have price tags around the range of $700 or so a month WITHOUT utilities...) which I can absolutely stand behind. Oh and he will STAUNCHLY OPPOSE TRUMP, instead of LETTING HIM DO WHATEVER HE WANTS, even voting FOR his nominees... Though he did at one time support a flat tax rate, but he's said too many times to count that he isn't for that anymore. We all develop politically over time, after all. Fun fact: I supported Mitt Romney in 2012 semi-vocally because I used to be conservative until I realized that conservatism is absolutely backwards soon after I said that.
     
    He also takes NO CORPORATE DONATIONS (if he did, I'd slam him as a hypocrite... What he'd be...). He only takes money from the people, the ones who SHOULD have the right to vote and decide elections. No donations by Goldman-Sachs (Steve Mnuchin would absolutely hate the platform anyways...). No funded speeches to assure Wall Street crooks that they're still above the law. Not today. As I said, he fights for the people.
     
    So, what do I think overall? Time will tell if he's an Elizabeth Warren (a little iffy, not really fighting too much. Though part of that is that she got censored by
    ) or a Bernie Sanders (An old man who's tired of the trashiness of our country and absolutely rips on Neo-Cons and Fake Liberals when he gets the chance). Though he seems the latter, I can't be sure yet. I don't know of him as well as I do those two, so...
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    These are 6 presidents that I feel like are great, in light of Trump and the horrific things he's already done to become the most unpopular president in US history (he reached the mark of majority disapproval in EIGHT DAYS! That's at least 100 times faster than ANY president I know of) and the corruption that led him there. I'll try to keep this as short as I can. May still be paragraphs in length.
     
    1. Franklin Delano Roosevelt- The New Deal saved America from economic collapse and ended the Great Depression in the US before it ended elsewhere. He also provided the base of the modern economic safety net in the same sentence. His fireside chats helped the morale of the American people in the economic disaster significantly, it got him elected FOUR TIMES. Though it cannot be left unsaid that he did try to take a little too much power. His leadership in the war to come was almost perfect, well aside from the racist internment camps placed all over the western US. Anyone of Japanese descent was treated to cruel conditions in these camps, though it wasn't as bad as the Jews had it in Germany. At least they weren't being worked to death, starved, or completely deprived. Though that was by the urging of the people that he gave out the order, in FDR's defense. But in spite of his one major letdown, I believe him to be the greatest president in US history for his determination towards keeping America afloat. The US as we know it owes its thanks to his efforts.
     
    2.George Washington- I feel like not putting him this high is doing his leadership during the Revolutionary War a complete injustice. He led the Continental Army to a victory against the greatest army in the world at the time. According to Deadliest Warrior, he was superior to even Napoleon in his military capability. But I put him this high because he was one of the few presidents that got elected DIRECTLY by the people. Heck, he didn't WANT to be president but accepted their invitation. Also his words on alliances ring true to this day. Military alliances or rivalries (mostly the latter) drag countries in to wars, like it has done to us on MULTIPLE occasions. Wars are NOT a good thing. They cost lives and cost money, as well as time to develop into a country proper, as you see in the Middle East today. His conventional wisdom helped the US be decent enough for at least most of the time. I mean I'd still rather move to Norway or Sweden for the political atmosphere not being covered in metaphorical smog, but nonetheless it would be worse without Washington, if it would even exist.
     
    3. Theodore Roosevelt- He would literally have been the perfect president at his time minus the Imperial edge to some viewpoints. He was the first president to protect wildlife, and one of the few to fight mighty corporations HEAD-ON. His fight against corporations, though, has been long forgotten as we see now. The majority of Trump's cabinet are despicable people who are the heads of corporations, or are in their pockets (cough cough FCC chairman cough cough). Theodore would have fought these people instead of allowing himself to get corrupted by their money. Just like an early 1900's version of Bernie Sanders. He was always known as a supreme in the art of the trust-bust, to the point he was made fun of by political cartoons for his valiant stand against the monstrosities. Those efforts are what progressives stand for today, which is why I consider myself part of the group. I agree with their stands and their protests against completely abhorrent policies and political behaviors, such as destroying preserved lands, polluting the air, or the act of corruption. Theodore's presidency should have sent a clear message to Americans that I stand for: fight for what is right, don't let the evil in this world take over all else. But Imperialism... Meh...
     
    Those may be a bit short, I didn't describe their presidencies in much detail. I wanted to type it quick to get the thought out of my head, to explain what a GOOD president is like and show you that Donald J. Trump will be one of the worst things to happen to America, and doesn't jive with how America should be represented. It should be represented by someone who gives a care about people, and not just his misguided world view. It could make the US a more threatening country than it's already viewed to be. 24% of the world voted the US to be the most dangerous country on the planet at the end of 2013 in a study conducted by the Worldwide Independent Network. Expect that percentage to go up in the coming years, as we further disrupt the peace in the Middle East and fuel ISIS with anti-Muslim laws, and brazenly destroy TPP without even bringing it to the table for re-negotiation. I will warn you all as I have done in a previous post in the debate pit (that place is as disgusting as the Republican establishment): we MAY not even SURVIVE Trump. The danger he poses to the world is immense and could cause World War III to transpire. This isn't even ABOUT politics anymore. It's about the survival of the United States. Even his VP is better than Trump, and we should all know by know he's an awful representation of the American people as well, and still nonetheless dangerous.\
     
    *I have made so many edits to this because of grammar... -_-
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    Since I gave up on Youtube (it's not a good time for somebody to start going public because of Youtube's new promotion of long videos uploaded EVERY DAY, plus I had a hard time finding decent quality videos for what I was trying to portray), and I really wanted to make countdowns, here was what I was working on for the past two weeks.There have been many a game that have been ignored, disliked for the wrong reasons, or shoved aside because of more anticipated titles. Today, I will be commending what I believe to be the best of those games that are, well, underpraised. Whether being due to bad ratings, stubbornness in specific circles, bad sales, being outside of the publics comfort zone, or a poorer reception than what I personally feel is appropriate. A few disclaimers and rules to keep in mind:
    I must have played the game MYSELF, enough to acquire an opinion of the game. These are rated by how well they fit the description of “Underpraised.” Understand that this is my personal opinion. This isn’t in any way “factual.” (Don't think it is!) I will try as hard as I can to not reveal too much about any of these, no matter how old they are. I will describe what I think makes the game underpraised due to these factors in order if applicable: plotline, gameplay, characterization. I will try to avoid that later. Try is the key word The cover art is after the last text of each segment, which I will mark with an asterisk.

    LET US BEGIN!
     
     
     

    Number 6
     
    This title has always been disliked by a specific community of stubborn people (I would so love to say what I really think about them) that has a problem with anything that differs from their ideas, and they end up calling it bad outright without ever giving the game a chance to impress them. At number 6, we have Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Cerberus. This game gets poorly received by the majority of the Final Fantasy fanbase (particularly those who obsess over Final Fantasy VII). I’d disagree.
     
    The plot takes place 3 years after the events of Final Fantasy VII, which I won’t spoil. You play as Vincent Valentine, trying to stop a group of SOLDIERs (let’s say terrorists, somewhat appropriate) known as the Deepground who intend to summon a Weapon (creature that can create fairly serious havoc) known as Omega, though they intended Vincent to aid them, that didn’t happen. That was because he was pursued by the elite of the group; He ran and eventually consulted the WRO (an organization that wants to save the world from the havoc of Omega). This is who you work for the entire game, well most of it. As you can see, the plot isn’t easily understood, and it’s worse trying to avoid spoilers. The plot makes more sense after playing the game for a while.
     
    The game plays like a combination of a Final Fantasy game and a third person shooter. You can shoot people with a gun. You can still go a melee route as well if you want to deflect attacks or if you wanted to save ammo (as it is limited). There is also a stealth segment in which you actually play as Cait Sith, some sort of goofy looking stealth operative cat, I guess. Defeating opponents gives you Gil, (Final Fantasy’s term for money) and experience which can be used to level-up, but also to be exchanged for Gil to buy Potions and Ethers from jukeboxes… That is interesting to say the least.
     
    Character development is a quintessential part of the game’s plotline, as you discover who Vincent as you play through the game and watch cut scenes, some of which are flashbacks. Vincent Valentine is a character that’s somewhat secretive, and usually speaks of his past in a cryptic way that is difficult to understand. Though part of that is just his quiet personality, as he says fairly little in-game unless it’s of some importance. His moral compass is what guides him to the quest at hand, as he despises Hojo (who is the actual main antagonist of the spin-off title) for his immoral actions, some of which are revealed to you as you play the game.
     
    If you missed out on this game because you heard that it was bad without a real explanation behind the answer you were given, give it a chance. You might like it. *
     

     
    Number 5
     
    This is one example of a game that got vastly overshadowed by other games that outperformed it in sales. It is a platformer from the days of the N64, so of course if it isn’t Banjo-Kazooie, DK64, Super Mario 64, or Conker’s Bad Fur Day it will be overshadowed, as those were quite the contenders. Number 5 is Gex 2: Enter the Gecko. The game hardly had a chance when it released with the others it had to compete with and got ignored by the masses therefore. Let me tell you, this game is quite the gem. If you haven’t played it and you’re curious, IT IS WORTH YOUR TIME. Stop watching TLC or Duck Dynasty or whatever supposedly reality piece of junk.
     
    The game’s story is about a TV-obsessed anthropomorphic Hawaiian gecko who was summoned by secret agents to stop the evil Rez from controlling the Media Dimension and… ensuring the longevity of bad TV? Yeah Gex as a series does not take itself seriously, as you can tell.
     
    The game plays like the swell platformers of its day, except YOU ARE A FLIPPING GECKO! You can climb on walls, using your tail to hit enemies, and bouncing on your tail to perform some sort of high jump. In the levels you collect remotes so you can access later channels by reaching certain areas of the level or doing something that grants you the remote. So you’ll probably enjoy it if you played other platformers of its time.
     
    Gex’s character doesn’t really have any dynamism, though he is a gecko that has been sheltered to TV for his entire life. What would you expect? I would expect TONS of fourth wall breaks that allude to media, and an extremely comedic personality. In other words, Gex is the Lizard Pinkie Pie with a TV obsession. even though he’s really the only character in the game other than Rez, I think Secretly Reptilian Pinkie Pie is enough to enjoy.
     
    Yes it is a simple game, but it is a great example of how simple works. With the tons of fun pacific islander gecko as your main character, I can’t see (supposed to reference TF2, but sound didn't work :-/ ) how you can go too wrong really.*
     

     
     
     
    Number 4
     
    I have no idea why everyone seems to ignore this game and mention it so rarely. IT’S A SPIRITUAL SEQUEL TO A CLASSIC (No not THAT Classic!) , and IT WAS RATED 9.7/10 BY IGN! The subject of discussion today is Chrono Cross, the sequel to CHRONO TRIGGER (Which is constantly raved about by RPG lovers everywhere if you somehow don’t know about it).
     
    The story takes place twenty years after the events of Chrono Trigger and centers on a young man named Serge. He goes out to collect scales for his girlfriend. They get to the beach and Serge is transported to an alternate dimension. Of course, this dimension being a dimension where he should not exist because he drowned ten years earlier. This is Serge trying to get back to his former life. It takes quite a few steps.
     
    Now for the better reason it’s underpraised: the game’s mechanics. Good job foursides (or Square).
     
    The game is obviously an RPG. The navigation system works similarly to the Tales series and some Final Fantasy games where you have scaled-down 2D over worlds (two of them in one game here, actually), but unlike it there are no enemies in the games two over worlds. When you get in an area, of course, it returns to 3D and normal size. The battle system is turn-based, allowing a strategical approach, with abilities that function similarly to Final Fantasy VII’s Materia, as in you find and buy abilities that you can equip to use in battle, which have elemental typings and STAB boosts based on your characters innate typing like in Pokémon. Also, these abilities are cast from a Stamina meter, which can go up to 7. Abilities cost one stamina for each level. Stamina also regenerates over time, of course. There are also character specific techniques that use this meter.
     
    A unique element of this game that was rare for RPGs at that time is something like crafting in Fallout or Skyrim where you get materials to make weapons and armor. Though in this game, you cannot buy weapons and armor from vendors. Only consumable items and abilities (called Elements).
    In other words, those who love the RPG genre should come to the yard for this. Well if they gave it an actual look.*
     

     
     
     
    Number 3
     
    This next game has been talked about a little bit by some people, but a little bit, even from the people who agree with my opinion here, hasn’t quite given it the justice it deserves. Perhaps the only TV-inspired game I really liked, it’s SpongeBob: the Battle for Bikini Bottom.
     
    The storyline flows somewhat like a Spongebob episode or two, where Plankton attempts to steal the secret formula, this time sending out hordes of robots (which of course backfires, somewhat as they kick him out and take over Bikini Bottom for themselves). SpongeBob wakes up the morning after to realize his house has been destroyed, and sees Plankton distressed, and wants to help him in his childish nature. The game chronicles his adventure to stop the menace of the robots to save the town.
     
    This game is a somewhat normal 3D platformer in some respects. You go through areas that should be familiar to you if you have watched a few of the fairly aged Spongebob episodes that released forom 1999 to about 2002-2003 and collect objects that you use along your journey. These objects include: Golden Spatulas that allow you to access new levels if you have enough, Golden Underwear which can grant you 1 additional maximum health, and SHIIIINNNNYY THIIIIIIINGS that are used for currency, because THEY’RE SHINY. You can go through these levels as one of three different characters: SpongeBob, Sandy, or Patrick. Each has different skillsets that can allow you to clear levels that others can’t.
     
    Characterization is pretty much on spot. The characters are just like the characters in the TV show right down to WHO DID THE VOICE ACTING FOR EACH OF THEM. The characters keep their humorous traits, like SpongeBob’s lack of intelligence and Squidward’s perfectly reasonable negativity, reasonable as it’s probably hard not to be negative if you have to deal with SpongeBob as a neighbor honestly.
     
    If you like good, old early 2000’s Spongebob at its best, GET THIS GAME IF YOU CAN. I highly recommend it unless you hate platformers (However outlandish that may be).*
     

     
     
     
    Number 2
     
    A game treated in a similar way to number six (except much more extreme), despised for no apparent reason by many more than an entire, HUGE community. In fact, I know a few that will probably trash what I say about Shadow the Hedgehog. Some are even not part of the Sonic Adventure 2 or bust crazies. You should have expected something like this, honestly. You know who you are.
     
    The story of Shadow the Hedgehog is of course about a hedgehog named Shadow, who is in a state of amnesia somewhat soon after the events of Sonic Adventure 2: Battle. He forgot his entire life other than “MARIA!” Which was NOT a love interest (Why are fanfiction-based ships usually disgusting?), but more rather a longtime friend with a serious ailment. The game is Shadow trying to figure out who he is and his past, and trying to cure Maria.
     
    The gameplay is what most people criticize. Sure it’s different than every Sonic title up to date, but can you really say that it’s bad just because it treads completely new ground? That would be like saying Dr. Mario is one of the worst games of all time just because it ISN’T A PLATFORMER. Anyways, this mixes a third person shooter with a somewhat slow Sonic platforming style. This is probably what you’ll get if you mix Sonic Adventure 2 with Dirge of Cerberus. The way the game plays is a prime demonstration of such.
     
    Shadow the Hedgehog is a lot like Vincent Valentine in many ways, though Shadow doesn’t really have as much of a moral compass. His sense of morality is as lost as anyone should be roaming the Sahara without a map(of course unless you're the Ace Cartographer, Phoenix Magellan!) He’s only guided along this journey through a need for self-assessment, embarking on a quest to learn about himself.*
     

     
     
     
    Recap
     
    Before we get to discuss what I believe to be the most underpraised game I’ve played, let’s recap. Number 6 was Dirge of Cerberus. At Number 5, Gex: Enter the Gecko. Fourth was Chrono Cross. In the 3rd spot was SpongeBob: Battle for Bikini Bottom. Second place was Shadow the Hedgehog.
     
     
     
    Number 1
     
    This is a gem from the DS era that I feel like should have sold quite a few more copies than it did, particularly in North America. Here it hardly sold. Few seemed to have payed any attention to this wondrous game. I haven’t even heard much justice done for it by those who’ve actually played it. In my humble opinion, the most underpraised game is Contact for the Nintendo DS.
     
    The story is about a boy named Terry (or whatever you want to name him. He could be named Biggles). The boy is in the park sleeping on a bench, when suddenly he gets thrust into a conflict between a professor and a terrorist organization. The professor lands in the park where Terry was sleeping on a bench daydreaming of his… love interest (who could play a part in the story herself)? The professor pleads for his help in stopping the terrorist organization, known as the CosmoNOTs, and Terry agrees. When Terry gets on the ship and the Professor pilots it into space to defeat the terrorists after him, the ship gets hit with a crippling blow to his power supply of some sort of energy cells that look like emeralds. Afterwards, he merges it with a submerged pirate ship near the isle where they crash-land. Now Terry is to collect all of the cells. With your help, through the DS, this allows Terry to navigate around maps. Eeyup, that is most certainly a fourth wall break.
     
    The game plays like an RPG, but it’s still quite unique in it’s genre. The game features a combat system where you fight individual creature sprites on the map, which include almost everything. This can influence Karma, one of 20 or so individual stats you can augment by doing things that involve usage of the stat. Examples include Speed, Stamina, and Intelligence. Speed determines movement speed and levels up based on how much you move around. Stamina determines max HP and levels up based on how much damage you have taken Intelligence determines elemental damage (from suits you collect in-game from various places), and is leveled up by using elemental skills. You also have stickers you can peel to do specific things, such as to collect cells. All of these facts make a really special game that’s as uniquely, bloody brilliant!*
     

     
     
     
     
     
    That was my first countdown about underpraised games, and my final message to you is to get rid of the metaphorical rug and don’t always trust other people’s opinions. You might be missing out on greatness that you had never imagined from something you never thought could be so great. See you in about a week or two with my next list! (maybe?)
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    I think I have posted something like this before in a thread with autistic bronies, but this is more in detail. You may wonder what triggered me to post this? Well, I was yet again thinking about my own autistic symptoms after watching an episode of Lockstin and Gnoggin where Lockstin talks about the Smash bros. series being about an autistic child's journey through life. Well, since I got re-inspired I have thought of all of the reasons I was self-disgnosed with autism, though specifically Asperger's syndrome. A much longer list of symptoms than 10, I have 20 (though you may actually count at least 23) here:
     
    01. Socially awkward, socially anxious, and sometimes anti-social. Self-explanatory, particularly for those who know me personally.
    02. It may be hard for others to notice, but I basically never look directly in the eyes of anyone. My eyes instead usually end up around the bridge of the nose between the eyes. Looking directly in other's eyes makes me feel a sensation like my eye is burning. Like looking directly at the sun.
    03. My emotions generally aren't outwardly expressed. Usually they pent up inside my body until they get extreme. Which takes very little time.
    04. I can be very repetitive in my speech, if you listen to me "talk to myself" (which is actually more common than seeing me talking to another person). That's in quotations because I'm not really talking to anyone at all at those times. I'm just being verbose.
    05. I have been aggressive in the past, to the point that I now have a broken keyboard over twenty-five minutes of frustrations. I have physically incited violence once in school to somebody that irritated me to an outrageous degree. It was my only write-up ever, in 7 years. I also get really angry when people mention things I have done in the past that were completely embarrassing in my eyes.
    06. My handwriting is awful. Though it has gotten MUCH better in the past 5-10 years, it still resembles the handwriting of the average fifth or sixth grader. It used to look like I wrote everything with my left hand back in elementary school before I cared about how it looked. This is how it looks as of yesterday:
    07. I have occasional twitches, that usually happen in my hands. These happen 99% of the time due to extreme emotions, but nevertheless they happen. One time one of my friends commented it looked like I was "casting a magic spell on their milk" at the lunch table.
    08. I have intense interest in lots of specific things. That picture should be gotten by all of you by now.
    09. I am extremely sensitive to sounds and noises. To explain, let's just say that vacuum cleaners are the bane of my existence, and every time one turns on I have to negate it with my own noise otherwise I go loopy. The same also happens with excessive amounts of talking.
    10. I have, in many cases, tried to be away from people. Thus my signature was born (well other than the old on doesn't work anymore for some reason...)
    11. I am fairly apprehensive. This normally takes form in fears of things happening at any time. I always fear my ex will come to my house and kill me every night so I close my curtains so I can't see it. I can't sleep without doing that. I literally get temporary insomnia because of it.
    12. The only dreams I have ever had were nightmares. One in particular happened every night for about 3 or 4 years. In this nightmare I would get out of bed, walk out to the front porch, and go down the first step. At that point I fall through an endless hole and I hear the endless staircase music from Super Mario 64.
    13. I hate admitting it, but I'm extremely impulsive. That's part of what I consider the masculine part of me.
    14. You may notice I always follow my morning routine as follows, and it always takes about half-an-hour: Eat breakfast, brush hair, brush teeth, and shave. Always in that order. If I try to do it out of order, I feel the compulsion to finish the task I'm supposed to complete next in the ritual. It also used to be that way at night when my grandma was here. I would always say the exact same things to her every single night. If I didn't, it never felt right.
    15. I have repetitive and somewhat fidgety movements.
    16. My walking gait has a longer stride than normal, otherwise my thighs feel cramped. Plus, it has to be quiet, or else it's wrong.
    17. I cannot learn things the way others do. Instead, I've excelled in school because I learn the idea of everything quickly. But I usually miss small things. It caused me to get grades like 19s on some reading quizzes even though I read the chapters multiple times.
    18. I take almost everything seriously. It caused me to lose a few "friends" along the way.
    19. I didn't learn how to tie my shoes until I was 10. I couldn't double-knot until 8th grade. I was put in special education class because of this problem for about 3 years. Even with my mathematical aptitudes. I completed my multiplication charts in third grade before everyone else got to their 6s.
    20. Those with my interests in technology, and MLP are more likely autistic than the general population. Those with my gender identity are also at least 5 times more likely to be diagnosed as autistic or have symptoms than the general population. Also my interest in creating this entry re-enforces number 8 well.
     
    I feel like that explains enough to see why I have basically called myself autistic and feel like I belong with the autistic community of people out there that exist. Sure I don't have a proper diagnosis, but I have enough evidence to say it's likely that I would get such if I visited certified mental health experts.
  8. Nerdy Luigi
    My sexuality has been realized over a really long span of time.
     
    It started in fifth grade, November-December 2008. I started liking a guy that was in the class above me. I thought of him a lot, and it got me into thinking "I never knew this kind of thing was real, but what is it called?" Turned out it was my first splurge into an alternate sexuality. It was the first time I had ever experienced romantic feelings in my life, and it was towards another man (I didn't have gender identity issues at the time, well I did but I didn't. I had developed alter egos for certain emotions, and one of them was female. But for all intents and purposes, I was a he). I still know the guy today. In fact, he sits at the same lunch table every day. I poke him a lot He gets irritated, and on the inside I'm giggling so hard in such an effeminate manner. I also have feelings for him still, but I back off because I have a boyfriend. We should know who he is.
     
    My sexuality went through quite a few fluctuations, It normally stabilized on a level leaning towards men, but I still liked women. I still do, but less and less. If you ever visited my profile, you'd know I'm not romantically attracted to them, and that's where I'm going next. The last time I ever had romantic feelings for a woman.
    It was seventh grade, early 2011. I liked this girl (she was way beyond my league), and she rejected me. This didn't cause it, but I ended up a few years later figuring out that I didn't like girls that way citing this incident, that was about sophomore year. I had already become a brony by that point.
     
    Nothing really changed for a few years, they went by. I came out openly as bisexual to my classmates freshman year. They tried to ship me with this really girly guy. I never liked him, and I don't. But he does have a really nice boyfriend. (I am not playing that game with the perfect man with his arms around me (metaphorically, haven't seen each other in real life yet), trust me). Then, I figured out what I REALLY was. and I know now that I am a pansexual, leaning towards men slightly still. It took me until early 2015. It took me 6 years to figure out my sexuality in perfect detail. 6 whole years. I also figured out by then I only liked men romantically. I could never date another effeminate person like myself (sure I eat like Twilly did in Twilight Time, I don't wear make-up, and I have way too much body hair... Guess I can relate to Bruce Jenners in the 80's in that way...), and I knew it. It just would not work with me.
     
    So here I am today, my girly (somewhat slutty I admit), nerdy self. A pansexual that only dates other males. Not men. That's way different. But sexually I'm open to a lot of things. Men, women, and everything in between.
  9. Nerdy Luigi
    Before you read, just a quick note: You might have (probably have) already noticed this, but, this is written (more properly, it is typed) in the form of a script, not in prose. I hope you like it, even though I did it in about half a day.


     
     

    The Heroic Sniper Fanfiction by TwillyFSniper


     
     

    PART I


    Enter SNIPER and SCOUT at Nucleus (on RED)
    SNIPER- Let’s have a go at it!
    SCOUT-Yeah, Let’s waste ‘em!
    The Administrator- BEGIN!
    *Enter PYRO (BLU team)*
    *SCOUT rushes towards PYRO, PYRO sets SCOUT on fire*
    *SNIPER takes shot at PYRO, hits his head, and PYRO falls over*
    SCOUT- Way to go, Pally!
    SNIPER- You’re welcome, mate.
    *SCOUT sees SNIPER, but this SNIPER happens to be SPY (BLU)*
    SNIPER- Standin’ around like a bloody idiot! *Takes shot, hits SPY in the head*
    SPY- This is not over! *Shoots SCOUT in SCOUT’s head with his revolver*
    *As he’s about to be shot* SCOUT- This is not happening… *dies*
    SNIPER- Oh you bloody piker! *Hits SPY with Headshot*
    *DEMOMAN (BLU) comes into SNIPER’s view*
    SNIPER- Boom, Headshot *Shoots DEMOMAN, misses* *Looks around, sees DEMOMAN charging at him*
    DEMOMAN- People like you give war a bad name! *Charges and then swings with bottle, hits SNIPER in his face.*
    SNIPER- This fight needs to be fair, you bomb-flingin’ wanker! *hits DEMOMAN with his kukri, DEMOMAN has his right arm cut off*
    DEMOMAN- *launches grenade at SNIPER* KABLOOIE!!!
    *SNIPER throws grenade at DEMOMAN, DEMOMAN explodes*
    SNIPER- Tagged ya, ya wobblin’ Scot!
     
     
    PART II
    Enter SNIPER, and SOLDIER
    SOLDIER- You deserve a medal.
    SNIPER- For what exactly, mate?
    SOLDIER- For what you did at Nucleus. You defended your honor from those maggots.
    SNIPER- Okay.
    *ENTER SNIPER, HEAVY, SCOUT (II), and MEDIC at 2FORT*
    SNIPER- Let’s go mates!
    SCOUT II, HEAVY, and MEDIC in unison- YEAH!
    *ENTER PYRO (II), SPY (II), DEMOMAN (II), and ENGINEER*
    *Battle cries from all of them*
    *RED and BLU teams combine, after confrontations, SCOUT II and ENGINEER are seen dead.*
    *SNIPER shoots SPY II and hits SPY II’s head, while SPY II falls and dies, he shoots the MEDIC, MEDIC dies from head wound*
    HEAVY- MEDIC!!! DOKTOR!!! No…
    *HEAVY shoots at DEMOMAN II, nearly kills him before being burnt to death by PYRO II, SNIPER shoots DEMOMAN II just as HEAVY dies, and kills him*
    SNIPER- Take THAT ya Scottish Cyclops!
    *PYRO II emerges, and hits SNIPER with his flare gun, SNIPER is burning, takes out his SMG*
    SNIPER- take this, ya bogard! *Shoots and nearly kills PYRO II*
    *as PYRO II moans* SNIPER- NAH! I should let you die right there, you crazed maniac.
     
     
    PART III
    SNIPER, SOLDIER II along with MEDIC II, and ENGINEER II (RED), appear at Double Cross.
    SNIPER- C’mon mates! Let’s do this!
    *SNIPER sees HEAVY II (BLU), DEMOMAN III, PYRO III, and SCOUT III (BLU) exiting BLU base*
    *SNIPER suddenly sees RED medic from 2FORT, as a hallucination*
    SNIPER- What the hell, mate? How are you bloody here?
    *MEDIC (I) vanishes*
    The Administrator- You’re the only RED left. I knew you’d fail me.
    SNIPER- Sorry, crazy mongrels, but I come prepared.
    *SNIPER throws jarate at BLU team, hits all but SCOUT III.*
    *SNIPER quickly takes them out*
    The Administrator- Impressive!
    *SCOUT III rushes behind SNIPER*
    SNIPER- Gotcha, you spastic little gremlin!
    *SNIPER shoots SCOUT III in his hip*
    SCOUT III- You can’t take me down! *hits SNIPER with bat* BONK!
    SNIPER- Oh yes I can. Say hello to my knife mate. G’day to ya!
    *SNIPER decapitates SCOUT III with his knife*
    SNIPER- This is getting a little too easy.
     
    PART IV
    -6 years later-
    *SNIPER enters*
    The Administrator- I’ve made a special mission for you today. Defend Mann Co. at all costs!
    SNIPER- Okay mates, time to… *sees 145 robots* die?
    *After shooting down 50 or so* SNIPER- This is too easy, mate
    *Sees robots, horde of about 40 or so coming at him*
    SNIPER- Oh shit mate, this ain't as easy as I thought! *shoots them until they’re all on the ground, the last near to him*
    *gets a little further from Mann Co. headquarters, shoots about 5 in the process of movement*
    SNIPER- Time to bust up all these mongrels! *shoots about 40 or so, the rest come at him* Oh rubbish!
    *SNIPER throws his kukri at one robot, and shoots about five more until they’re in his face.* *SNIPER runs to get his kukri, and robots follow. SNIPER is burnt, and kills two others with kurki while burning and struggling.*
    * As he goes for the final robot* SNIPER- CHARGE!!!!.... *SNIPER dies*
     
     
    PART V-The Epilogue
    -About 45 minutes after the last robot is killed by engineers inside Mann CO. headquarters, the SOLDIER hosts a small funeral for SNIPER-
    SOLDIER- We came here to honor the trooper that saved the entirety of Mann CO., the RED sniper. He was a brave, Australian, man. He was sent by the administrator today to stop the robots that were outside of our base, recently. He killed 144 out of the 145 robots. This is confirmed by a recent body count. The last was extinguished by our engineers. Let us never forget the braveness of this man, and continue on!
     
    -Soon after “funeral”, at SNIPER’s grave-
    SOLDIER- You were one of the bravest, toughest, and most efficient troops I’ve ever known. You deserve more than just A medal. You deserve them all for your actions today. I mean the Purple Heart, the Tier 1, The Medal of Honor... (continues rambling on for a few moments) I salute you, sniper, I salute you, and hope that up there it's happier than down here. *SOLDIER bursts into tears*
    *THE END*
  10. Nerdy Luigi
    Source: http://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/2017/02/14/kucinich-pins-flynn-leak-on-intel-community-warns-another-cold-war.html
    (I really hate Fox News, but Kucinich is pretty trustworthy if you ask me... He's a lot like Bernie honestly)
     
    In a nutshell, Kucinich believes that some intelligence officials have been trying to sabotage US-Russia relationships since the last months Obama admin to start up another Cold War to get intelligence on the Russian military (I assume that's what he means by "cash in"). He uses these events to support his belief:
     
    A. A recently leaked call from the head of the NSA. Assume it's about maintaining bad relations with Russia.
    B. The peace deal in Syria. The agreement was violated by a bomb that killed over 100 Syrian soldiers.
    C. Flynn lied to the FBI about Russia sanctions discussion (plausibly because he knows something's up...)
     

    This could be catastrophic, if correct. I believe it is, and it sounds utterly terrifying. Another buildup of weapon technologies that could end up in World War III and the end of modern America. When I say could, I mean LIKELY. Though it has other implications as well. It would hurt the economy (by increasing military spending and make welfare possibly become a thing of the past while living in the bubble that's about to pop, likely through nuclear annihilation, the nuclear annihilation part is the most concerning, for obvious reasons. I think with this in mind, the nuclear clock right now should be at 1 minute 'till midnight, instead of 2 1/2 minutes. I certainly hope some of the best of society can prepare for plausible nuclear bombing. Or at least some of society...
     
    I may sound like a crazed lunatic when I say that, but think about it. You know what happened last time. We almost got bombed. Literally we were about to get bombed in September of 1983 because of a glitch in a satellite, but it didn't happen only because of a now retired lieutenant colonel named Stanislav Petrov trusted his instincts and didn't press the button. Otherwise, America today would already be a nuclear wasteland, though probably not quite like it seems that it could be in the near future, sometime during Trump's presidency. I hope not, but I think it could easily happen due to this.
     
    Stories like this are WHY I'm concerned. I'm concerned that we may be at the beginning of the end for America. I feel like it should be understandable what my concern is now that there are multiple threats to our safety, between our president and his cabinet and rouges in intelligence agencies. Though I'm also concerned, in a lesser amount, about economics and our political atmosphere being as un-American as can be in America. This bombshell makes me much more concerned, that we may have the beginnings of the end here in these covert attempts to bring us to war with the Russians, which we don't want. I don't want war at all if possible, let alone with the Russians. They could end us, as they almost did 33 years ago.
  11. Nerdy Luigi

    My political views

    By Nerdy Luigi,

    I am most certainly a politically opinionated woman. My political views, themselves, are a definite lean towards the left, and have always favored civil liberties.
     
    My views on various things:
     
    Economy- Definitely agree with Bernie Sanders on this issue. What needs to be done about it? I say a more progressive tax rate.
     
    Gun laws- Despite favoring the Democratic party (I really shouldn't have to say despite, but I do apparently), I favor gun rights. It's a right of people.
     
    Above is the EXACT same reason I support gay marriage (It is only coincidental I am sexually attracted to the same sex, as well as the same gender).
     
    Border- Why is this an issue, CONSERVATIVE IDIOTS? WHY? I'd need a logical explanation. Not just discrimination against Hispanics, Trump.
     
    ISIS- We are a little too involved. I'm worried it will become as involved as the most unnecessary War on Terror. All that was needed there was a CIA investigation, honestly. NOT A WASTE OF MONEY THAT RUINED THE ECONOMY AND A WASTE OF HUMAN LIVES THAT MATTERED.
     
    Every 2016 Republican candidate, especially Trump- You are an idiot. Stop it. Please. Everything you say is misinformed. EVERY SINGLE THING.
     
    Bernie Sanders- A great candidate, he should be the next president. He will probably fix our country up well.
     
    Hilary Clinton- Decent candidate, but she'll make conservatives even stupider (purposeful error), with her slightly off emails.
     
    Conservatives- You. Are. All. Extremely. Dumb. That's why you like Trump. I'm sorry to be rude here, but it's truth. I'm correct far too often.
     
    There it is. A little less blunt than the way I view things (a little is an EXTREME underexaggeration, but nevertheless).
  12. Nerdy Luigi
    I think I should advise you of how cheesy this part is. Just a slight advisory note.
     
    Part VI
     
    -Directly after Part V-
    SOLDIER- ...I need your rifle for some time. So I'll just borrow it, I promise soldier. *takes SNIPER's rifle*
    Italics(The Administrator)- Get to point Bravo right away, Squad Alpha. You'd better make me proud.
     
     
    Part VII
    -About 20 minutes later-
    Enter SOLDIER, ENGINEER III, SCOUT IV, and HEAVY II, at Mann Co.'s weapon cache.
     
    SOLDIER- At least I have buddies here.
    SCOUT IV- Yeah I know it, Pally.
    ENGINEER III- Pardners, we have reached
    our destination. Time to show 'em a good ole rodeo. YEEHAW!
    *They drop out of carrier*
    HEAVY II- Are comrades ready?
    SCOUT IV and ENGINEER III- Yeah!
    SOLDIER- I'm as ready as I'll get...
    *Robots enter... *
    Meanwhile, SNIPER opens his own grave.
    SNIPER- Mates! ... *whispers(Mongrels... )* MATES!!!
    SNIPER- They thought I died... Haha, I don't die! I'm the main character, mate!
    To attend to HEAVY II, SCOUT IV, ENGINEER III, and SOLDIER...
    *HEAVY II and ENGINEER III are standing on a building near the robot spawn.*
    *HEAVY II and ENGINEER III slaughter robots on a massive scale, but suddenly...*
    HEAVY II- What you say Engineer? Something about enemy Snipers?
    ENGINEER III- Yeah, I said to let Scout take care of 'em. We should look out for bigger robots, reckon they'll be more of a challenge.
    HEAVY II- Why should I trust you?
    ENGINEER III- Because I'm an Engineer. I solve practical problems. It's my job. In this case, we don't need... Heavy?
    HEAVY II- OH, THIS IS BAD!
    ENGINEER III- Oh shit. Medic! Hell, he left us, and so did the Pyro... Where are those fellas?
    *SCOUT IV and SOLDIER are hastily defending the sides*
    *SCOUT IV hastily takes out several robots*
    SCOUT IV- This is getting way to easy. Process that, metal-brained morons.
    SOLDIER *after killing a robot Demoman*- Scotland isn't even a country, you're just a robotic kilt-wearing Englishman. That's exactly why you deserve a bullet in your circuitry!
    *Soldier has an arm blown off by the grenades of a robotic DEMOMAN.*
    SOLDIER- OWW! MEDIC! Where is that German medicine woman?
    -Part VIII-
    *The ENGINEERS look at SNIPER in shock*
    SNIPER- Where's my rifle, mate? I was in a coma, I think. I probably looked dead though.
    one of the ENGINEERS- Soldier took it. But here's a shotgun, a revolver, and your knife.
    *this ENGINEER gives SNIPER these*
    SNIPER- Thanks, mate! Time to go kill some robotic mongrels!
    SNIPER-... Where is he?
    that ENGINEER- He is at the Weapon Cache.
    SNIPER- Time to take down some Robots!
    *SNIPER arrives. Only to see HEAVY II dead, and the others struggling to defend. SNIPER runs into battle. SNIPER headshots a robot with his revolver.*
    SOLDIER- What the hell? Oh... Wait. What is this? Sniper?
    SNIPER- Remember me?
    -PART IX-
    *Soldier pinches himself. This is real, he said to himself.*
    SNIPER- I heard from the Engineers back at the Manor you needed assistance. Well, mate, here it is!
    SOLDIER- Here's your rifle, soldier.
    SNIPER- Here's a shotgun the Engineers gave me. I thought you may need it, mate.
    SOLDIER- Kill the rest, everyone. Then meet south of this building. Read me?
    ENGINEER III and SCOUT IV- Yeah!
    *After the rounds end, SOLDIER, SCOUT IV, and ENGINEER III honor the return of SNIPER, in excited manner.*
    SOLDIER- We have reinforcements. But not just any soldier. We have Sniper!
    SCOUT IV- Way to go, Pally!
    ENGINEER III- Wooowheee!
    *Robot wave comes in*
    SNIPER- Mates, we have no more time to celebrate. LET'S GO MATES!
    -PART X-
    ENGINEER III- Yeeeeeehaw!
    SCOUT IV- Time to whoop some robot ass! Here's a schematic for ya hardhat, a robot building machine!
    ENGINEER III- Got it, pardner.
    SOLDIER- My condolences, Mann Co. But I need a rocket launcher!
    *Rocket launcher lands as ordinance*
    SNIPER- Wave G'bye to your mechanical heads, wankas!
    *Robots swarm around them. SNIPER combat rolls, and shoots his revolver 6 times, until it runs out of ammo. This downs 4 robots.*
    *While switching to his rifle* SNIPER- Keep pushing, lads! We can't kill these mongrels with that little effort!
    ENGINEER III- Got it. *Sentry is built, SENTRY shoots down several robots, before being shot. SOLDIER kills more with rocket blasts. SCOUT IV dies from being shot by a sniper.*
    ENGINEER III- Scout Down! Sniper, aim for the snipers!
    SNIPER- Yeah, mate. On target!
    *Double headshot on the snipers. ENGINEER III is killed by a scout robot.*
    SOLDIER- Engineer down!
    -Part XI-
    SNIPER- Fine, robots, have it your way.
    *Reloads revolver, shoots down robots*
    SOLDIER- 70 left! Or at least I think so...
    SNIPER- Wave G'bye to ya heads, wankas!
    *Quadruple headshot*
    *Robots charge forward, rendering SNIPER's rifle completely useless...*
    SNIPER- Nope! Haha. Mongrel. *shoots robot without scoping in, destroying the circuitry* You died like you lived: a bunch of scrap metal without a purpose.
    *SNIPER quickly draws his revolver*
    *SOLDIER rocket jumps around, shoots several robots down on the way.*
    SOLDIER- Maggots!
    *SNIPER shoots down a group of robots before reloading and switching to his knife*
    SNIPER- You're making this so easy, I'm actually getting worse.
    SOLDIER- *Imitating robots* Be-Boop-Beep! Am I too violent for ya, robot cupcakes?
    *Sniper quickly draws and shoots down another robot*
    SNIPER- You. Are. A. DISGRACE.
    * shoots down several robots before reloading*
    SOLDIER- Didn't know I brought THIS(*shotgun*), did ya, mister "I run on American jobs?"
    *SOLDIER shoots down several more*
    ADMINISTRATOR- Congratulations. Now on to your next mission. There is a rogue Pyro, take him out.
    -Part XII-
    SOLDIER- Well, that answers that question.
    SNIPER- What question, mate?
    SOLDIER- I was wondering where Pyro was, since she went.
    SNIPER- Isn't the Pyro... Actually a man?
    SOLDIER- The man prefers the feminine pronoun, so HE petitioned a change to his preferred pronoun to SHE. Wait... How did you know that? You're leader of Squad Gamma, not part of Alpha...
    SNIPER- Pyro and I know a bit more about each other than nothing, mate. We were great friends, I knew of her effeminate side, but I didn't think that the crazed maniac would petition for a sort of... Gender reference change. I didn't even know such petitions existed.
    SOLDIER- Apparently they do, soldier. Apparently they do.
    SNIPER- What about Medic?
    SOLDIER- I don't know if I should tell you the next bit, not that it's classified, but it's a little bit... Unnecessary.
    SNIPER- Oh. I think I know what it is.
    SOLDIER- Really? Then I guess I can tell you. She is in love with Medic. They're really in quite the intense relationship.
    SNIPER- About what I figured. I knew Pyro was gay, and the Medic seemed, a bit interested in men himself.
    SOLDIER- Time to see what's going on with these lovebirds.
    SNIPER- Okay mate. Well, I guess it's your time soon, medicine woman!
    -End-
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