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Rainbow Eclipse

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  1. 31244 *breaks out of the oven and escapes in a fighter plane, piloting it expertly, then gets attacked by enemy pilots, but shoots them, bumping them all off with one bullet, then does a quintuple backflip out of the plane to the ground, then scores the winning goal in a soccer match, then gets all the ladies*
  2. 31238 Dash: I'm hungry, but I have no change for the vending machine. And Eclipse just happens to be the meatiest thing in my immediate proximity. Don't leave me alone with her...
  3. I love you because cool siggy.
  4. 31232 Rainbow Dash: Let's eat Eclipse instead! Wait, what?
  5. 31229 Linux, are you sure your friend wasn't being sarcastic? Fluttershy: *blows out candles* I don't want anyone to get burnt... *throws away party hats* Someone could get a papercut. *throws away cake* That cake could be fattening.
  6. 31225 I just got off the phone with her, and she can't come. She's doing a kid's party. Meanwhile... Kids: *holding baseball bats* Pinkie: *tied up hanging from ceiling* DON'T DO IT!!! Back here... So I got Fluttershy to throw the party instead!
  7. 31221 There, there, Rising. *kisses* Wait, what?
  8. 31124 Perfect... *sinister laugh*
  9. 31123 *waits for Rising to speak*
  10. 31210 *points banana, thinking it's a gun*
  11. 31208 *rides motorcycle through flaming hoop*
  12. 31203 *wants to yell "Oi! Stop eating Linux!" but couches cannot speak or move*
  13. 31196 .......... Fine. Ooh, button! *pushes button* *turns into couch*
  14. 31194 Hey, what does this lever do?
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