Denim&Venöm

6 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

One of my favorite things about the Ruthless Aggression Era was Eric Bischoff being the General Manager of Monday Night Raw.

Yeah, that was one of the higher points of the ruthless aggression B show. 

21 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

I'm sure The Elite are "promoters" in the loosest sense of the word. 

Producers, head of the video game department, early bookers of the tag and women's divisions. Cody was the public relations face. Some teams have player coaches. AEW had player promoters. 

And hey, this is the first in ring segment Tony has been in since AEW started. He didn't even cut a promo. This is less Cornette or Bischoff and more Jack Tunney and Jim Crockett Sr.

"Dad, am I adopted?"

"No, why the hell would I pick you?" 

Maybe with Velma sucking badly enough, WBD might take a chance on releasing Coyote vs. ACME to recoup some good will. 

 "Theres no greater sacrifice than someone else's"

57 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

I thought we were finally done with on-air wrestling promoters.

Oh we never stopped.

Remember, the young bucks and Omega are technically promotors too. 

Mad lad actually did it. 

#NeckStrong 

Stokely Hathaway is a man of his word.

And the results of your AEW world title match:

 "Thank you for your loss." 

"Dear Celestia,

I fking hate it here." 

Tonight's card for Dynasty fillies & gentlecolts. What are your predictions? 

Kevin Dunn filming be like:

1 hour ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

I only know who Veer Mahan is from the WWE games. 

You're one of the few people who know him from something other than his exaggerated promos. 

49 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

It sounds like Xia Li, Veer Mahan, Xyon Quinn and Sanga are gone from WWE, too. 

Shows how high they were on the totem poll that I don't even know who half of them are. 

I was at my house eating apple oat crisp cookie.

Phone ring

"Jinder has been Hindered." 

 "No." 

Hey.

New WWE tag titles just dropped. 

"Don't celebrate now. They haven't even blown up the babies yet." 

G Gundam was the best Gundam, simply because it got straight to the point: giant robots brawling with other giant robots. 

Leave the horrors of war metaphors to Macross./ Robotech. 

"People from Yonkers don't own suits, its just a natural occurring phenomenon."

Guerrilla tactics are now being waged on Smackdown. 

This means three out of Bullet Club's four original founders are now in WWE. 

Fried rice with peas, corn, teriyaki beef, scranbled egg, topped with garlic pepper, chili lime seasoning and sauteed in sweet and sour teriyaki sauce. 

And for only the second time in history, the top prize of NJPW has changed hands outside of Japan.

Congrats to Jon Moxley for becoming the first wrestler to be a WWE champion, an AEW world champion and now the IWGP world champion. 

Who would've thunk it?

9 hours ago, Samurai Equine said:

The mitts grew thicker.

Well, if I'm wearing my armor, I guess not much.  But I still don't know why you'd want to-- Wait, do you WANT to hurt your fists against my armor?  Despite what the kids might tell you, that won't actually make your fists stronger.

Well, you know what they say, iron sharpens iron. Or in this case, lacquer sharpens bone or something.