Denim&Venöm

Maybe with Velma sucking badly enough, WBD might take a chance on releasing Coyote vs. ACME to recoup some good will. 

 "Theres no greater sacrifice than someone else's"

57 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

I thought we were finally done with on-air wrestling promoters.

Oh we never stopped.

Remember, the young bucks and Omega are technically promotors too. 

Mad lad actually did it. 

#NeckStrong 

Stokely Hathaway is a man of his word.

And the results of your AEW world title match:

 "Thank you for your loss." 

"Dear Celestia,

I fking hate it here." 

Tonight's card for Dynasty fillies & gentlecolts. What are your predictions? 

Kevin Dunn filming be like:

1 hour ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

I only know who Veer Mahan is from the WWE games. 

You're one of the few people who know him from something other than his exaggerated promos. 

49 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

It sounds like Xia Li, Veer Mahan, Xyon Quinn and Sanga are gone from WWE, too. 

Shows how high they were on the totem poll that I don't even know who half of them are. 

I was at my house eating apple oat crisp cookie.

Phone ring

"Jinder has been Hindered." 

 "No." 

Hey.

New WWE tag titles just dropped. 

"Don't celebrate now. They haven't even blown up the babies yet." 

G Gundam was the best Gundam, simply because it got straight to the point: giant robots brawling with other giant robots. 

Leave the horrors of war metaphors to Macross./ Robotech. 

"People from Yonkers don't own suits, its just a natural occurring phenomenon."

Guerrilla tactics are now being waged on Smackdown. 

This means three out of Bullet Club's four original founders are now in WWE. 

Fried rice with peas, corn, teriyaki beef, scranbled egg, topped with garlic pepper, chili lime seasoning and sauteed in sweet and sour teriyaki sauce. 

And for only the second time in history, the top prize of NJPW has changed hands outside of Japan.

Congrats to Jon Moxley for becoming the first wrestler to be a WWE champion, an AEW world champion and now the IWGP world champion. 

Who would've thunk it?

9 hours ago, Samurai Equine said:

The mitts grew thicker.

Well, if I'm wearing my armor, I guess not much.  But I still don't know why you'd want to-- Wait, do you WANT to hurt your fists against my armor?  Despite what the kids might tell you, that won't actually make your fists stronger.

Well, you know what they say, iron sharpens iron. Or in this case, lacquer sharpens bone or something. 

"Well, with the power of pixel measurements, middle school math and crack-cocaine, I'm uncovering the truth once and for all..." 

16 hours ago, Samurai Equine said:

I genuinely can't tell the difference between these two.  (Does it the hard way after all)

 Nani?! Why would you want to punch me? I'm an honorable, and friendly samurai.

And what does an honorable and friendly samurai have to fear from these fists of mine?

1 hour ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Current Thought: How much does @Denim&Venöm know about professional wrestling? Does he have encyclopedic knowledge like, Jim Cornette? 

I'd like to think I know more than the guy who almost caused The Young Bucks to retire from Wrestling. 

They don't take photos like this anymore.