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Go to the nearest person I find and ask them "Hey do I have something on my back? Wings? Cool! Now go find me a horn and a crown so that I may become a god!"

Then I'd go around taunting NORAD, flying below radar range and pissing them off to no end, that is, implying that I can fly fast, like RD levels of fast. If not, then I probably wouldn't get noticed.

After that I'd post a poster with me and my wings on it and a bunch of strips on the bottom, saying "Do you want to become a princess? Take a pair of wings!"

Last thing I drank. Fruit punch powerade zero. Last thing I ate. Two Swiss and cheddar grilled cheese sandwiches, that wound up being soggy cause I put too much butter on the bread.

I could get from point A to point B not only faster, but by flying over the land, shortening the distance considerably. Besides, didn't you know that flying is the safest way to travel?

I'm not happy about this. Orton is a horrid wrestler. He's temperamental, unprofessional, uncharismatic and bland. He's John Cena if Cena were lobotomized.  I would've preferred Danielson loose to Cena, then Orton cashes in. Less of a slap in the face to us internet wrestling fans.

I'm hoping at least this leads to an Orton heel turn because I don't see what people like in this guy. He's a creepy stare, a weird pose and one finishing move. That's it. Maybe this also leads to a HHH heel turn, as it has been a while since HHH has portrayed the bad guy and was pretty good at it back then.

What's with good world title runs getting cut short all of a sudden? First Jay Briscoe gets stripped of the ROH world title. Then Chris Sabin looses the TNA world title less than a month after winning it, and now Danielson looses the belt not even 5 minutes after winning it. What does the industry have against current & former ROH wrestlers all being world champs?

You mean like my profile pic? That would be... awesome! But yeah, come to terms with my situation, explore what it is like to be a wolf, have some fun, probably fall asleep. Then when I get bored, I'll look for Fluttershy. Just knock (or paw) at her door, sit down, look as cute as possible, and ask for her help, maybe have her ask for Twilight's help in finding a way  for me to speak, or at least retuning me to normal.

I don't think humans in this day in age can be enslaved period, unless drugs or mind control was involved. But if it was though the sheer scale of war, intimidation and brutality by a malevolent version of our beloved Equine race, humans would probably fight to the death. The majority of the human race is too proud of being members of the dominant species. Compromising for anything less would be unacceptable. Even if the leaders of the world surrendered, the populations would not. It would make things even more chaotic for the Ponies. A long term guerrilla war would be waged, the insurgents fighting on for years, possibly decades.  It'll take a significant population loss and decline before humankind is in a state to be enslaved, and by that point, there probably wouldn't be enough humans to serve as an effective slave cast. Ponies would have to start breeding more humans and imbuing them w/ traits and behaviors more favored to servitude, effectively domesticating the human race. An entirely new subspecies would be born, the development being akin to wolves degenerating into dogs.

Well, that's one perspective anyway.

That is excellent news. Love and tolerance on a worldwide scale. Brohoofs to you all, from all the way across the Atlantic, and across the equator.

P.S. Rumor has it that there is a place in South Africa called Equestria...

Well I always knock when a door is closed, so I'd probably ask, "Why are you doing that w/ the door open!?" Unless it was my room, then I'd ask (in my royal Canterlot voice) "What the f##k are you doing in my room!? Why the f##k are you on my computer!?!" Dude,get the f##k out! My f##king room, not yours! No one is allowed in my room!!"

Then promptly check the history and see what it was, and when they apologize, say "Well, at least you've got good taste."

Definitely talk to them about it, discuss the matter, find out why, maybe remind them of the good times, maybe convince them to return to the herd. If their reasoning is sound, I'll just have to accept it. Then ask if I can have all their MLP swag if they're really serious about it.

I mean if they just have a new commitment in life or just have no more passion or excitement for the show anymore I can probably get that, but if something truly turned them off or forced them out, I'm going to try and convince them to get back in.

I'm getting the feeling that people here think Twilight was the only one who deserved to be princess.

But if you HAD to choose some pony else out of the mane 6, who would she be?

So say for some reason Twilight couldn't be promoted to princesshood,  but one of the remaining 5 could,  which of the other mane 6 members would be best for ascension to alicorn?

Hate on me if you wish, but I LOVE THE ASK MOLESTIA BLOG! I enjoy the art style, the antics are amusing, and both Molly & Luna and their interactions with the rest of the cast are interesting to me. I'm definitely going to stay a part of Molest fest.

Ya know what, I think I just may start a DWDWM petition.

You forgot the Amy vs. Pinkie video.

I'm a HUGE fan of AnimatedJames. I'm a DIE HARD Sonic fan. Same goes for MLP. These videos gave me the ultimate nerdgasm.

Oh I didn't forget. It's in there. It just appeared as a link instead of a video for some reason, even though I tried to post it two different ways.

If you like sonic the hedgehog & MLP, you gotta watch these. My apologies if some of these are showing up as links instead of as videos.

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Absolutely. Now is my chance to be a part of something, to be creative, leave my mark and be remembered during something that I and many others hold near and dear to our hearts. I could be remembered for being a part of something I love. I don't think I'll ever get this chance with anything else that I like in life.

I probably wouldn't have. Kids at school already new me as eccentric. Ponies probably wouldn't be too much of a surprise to them if they would even care at all. It probably be used by just a few bullies who would be dealt with swiftly if they ever crossed me.

I know that Equestria's land design (check the map of the country) is based off an area in Northern Canada.. Damn Candeans (or however you spell it) are hiding things from us!!

Well, Lauren Faust is Canadian.  Studio B is located in Canada.  When you ad 2 and 2 and 2 and 2 together, it tends to make perfect sense.

Mr. Smith: "Could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurance? Do dragons like gems?"

Twilight walks into a jewelry store. See's the manager looking really pissed, all the merchandise gone and Spike looking bloated as hell.

Twilight: "Oh dear..."

Announcer guy: "Geico. 15 minutes can save you 50% or more on car insurance."

Twilight sparkle: What?

Rarity: No...

Pinkie pie: Rahhhhhh!

Rainbow Dash: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

Fluttershy: Wahhhhaaahhh!

Applejack runs down her stairs crying and knocking down photos on the wall

Twilight Sparkle pulls down an entire book case while crying.

Rainbow Dash: Nooooooo! (chucks her TV out the window. Cries after it smashes into the ground (or laughs a bit, depending on how you listen to it)

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Princess Luna (in royal Canterlot voice): "OLD SPICE ODOR BLOCKING BODY WASH IS POWERFUL ENOUGH TO BLOCK ODOR FOR 16 HOURS! TIS POWERFUL ENOUGH TO TURN OFF THE SUN!" (Celestia: "Hey!") "BUT THAN IT GETS TO COLD! SO IT MAKES ANOTHER SUN!" ("Wait! That"s gonna be too much work!") "THE SUN HAS BEEN DOUBLED!!!!!" (various parts of Equestria either burst into flames or explode)

Old spice logo w/ whistlign tune-- that gets inturrupted by Princess Luna smashing though the logo.

Princess Luna: "OLD SPICE ODOR BLOCKING BODY WASH IS TOO POWERFUL TO LET THY COMMERCIAL END!"

Switches to Canterlot castle with a giant version of Luna, and a giant odor word hovering next to her.

Princess: "BLOCK!" (back hoofs odor to pieces) "CASTLE KICK!" (Obliterates the whole castle (Celestia: "What the Fu-!")) "EXPLOSION!" !!!!(Que nuclear detonation behind Princess Luna, followed by Old spice logo) "PAPA PAPAPAPA POWER!" (Old spice logo explodes)

I'll probably come up with some more eventually.

I'm pretty sure Equestria is located on Earth. In feeling Pinkie Keen, Twilight said "Earth to Pinkie!" So yeah, they are on our world.

Maybe some unforeseen cosmic incident like a gamma ray burst interacting w/ futuristic technology caused a world wide calamity that eradicated the human race, but mutated the surrounding wildlife that over time and evolution, endowing unique properties that could be construed as magic. It's possible ponies just happened to find the remnants of our culture. Then again, that knowledge may simply be mimetic, that is inherited and discovered though trial, error, and rationality. Making bowls for example. Every culture on earth, no matter what point in history they existed or where on earth, knew how to make bowls. It's the realistic thing to do when you want to have an object that holds things. Maybe many aspects of pony culture were reached naturally, without our help. It may have taken a little longer, as many of our progresses have come though the threat of war and disaster, something that Equestria doesn't seem to get very much of.

It'd probably be legal in Equestria, but illegal in more than a few places on earth, but some countries would take advantage of this and legalize it to seem more appealing to ponies and pony lovers, invite them all in as potential job seekers and tax payers. The first Equi-Sapien child I'd feel sorry for. The press, scientific and religious communities would have a field day. The foal wouldn't know peace until many others of it's kind were born later on. There would probably be many attempts to kidnap it for study or to sell on the black market or just plain assassination attempts by radicals from either side (most likely human though). But once it's all said and done, maybe it could mark a period of growth and progression for the human race.

I too have an Irish themed OC, and have also struggled to come up with Ponified Irish places. You could use Buckfast for Belfast, Wublund for Dublund (the dub-step capitol of the world), Gallopway for Gallway, Steedbanshire for Strabanshire, have them all hail from the Coltic tribes, probably drink (ginger) ale as opposed to cider, listen to some Drop Buck Murphys & Trot Lizzy and have them beat the holy hell out of anyone who even mentions the words Leprecolt & saddle-o-gold. 

My clothes look awesome. And no they do not smell. I fabreze them every day! Besides, I'm not a pastel colored equine with a nice & soft coat and layers of dense muscle to keep me warm. I'm pretty sure taht argument will suffice.

I'd also feel bad putting Rarity though the trouble of Rarity making me clothes.

3. Bronies- Any dedicated fan of MLP:FiM (usually males between the ages of 13-40) who appreciates the animation, voice acting, and storylines, who may or may not be involved in the propagation or enjoyment of music, art, stories, clothes, costumes and toys spawned by fans of the show and can relate to the characters portrayed in the series.

4. Magic forces generated by those who show traits that comprise friendship, which manifest and enhance themselves though pieces of ornate jewelry.

9. Being that I get an odd joy for keeping my gender ambiguous, I can't really answer the question. But the reasons I like MLP are for it's community, it's creativity, the presentation of a fun loving idyllic paradise that is exciting and dynamic rather than boring and sugar coated, awesome looking character designs, relatible characters, etc. I don't know! Why do YOU like it?

Wonderbolt academy wouldn't be a bad choice. A little more of a serious episode. What little kid show has references to air force boot camp and Top Gun in it? Plus we have Dashie questioning her lifelong dream of being a wonderbolt after seeing how much recklessness they allow while completing their duties. Again, a little too deep for a little girls show.

Also both Applebucking Season and Sleepless in Ponyville to show the effects of sleep deprivation, not confronting fears and having a stubborn pride.

Brony culture would still go on. It wouldn't be as strong without the internet, but Hasbro can't regulate that Bronies can meet up or even form their own convention in real life. They can't stop artists from drawing, musicians from composing, crafters from making plushies, animators from editing and they can't stop this exchange in real life or any money that may change hands because of it.  Their are websites that are difficult to reach, even by the government, let alone a corporation. You can't a love for something, especially if it involves friendship and magic.

Besides, Hasbro needs us, whether they want to admit it to themselves or not. Cause unlike their target demographic, we actually have disposable income.