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#shehasadick

It's a joke.

It's ironic.

GET IT?

It really looks like it's for little girls. The main characters are 3 girls.

I've watched over 30 episodes, I agree it's violent and everything, but still.

Resident Evil mvies have a cast that's priamrily female, is that for girls?

How about Mass Effect, you choose to be a wom, that MUST be for girls.

Narp.

The Zach Morris Time Out: the ability to stop and resume time at will to allow you to think a situation over, escape, or anything else you can think of.

The best power in the work d.

It will. Odds are 9/10 it's what's in the box. Those tentacles are just going to pop right out and get all over everything.

They better shoot death lasers in Rainbow mode or some sh#t...

Banned because I can almost hear Pink Floyd playing while staring at your wonderful gif.

It costs money to make/maintain and takes someone with app-building know-how.

No one has volunteered yet, and I doubt anyone will in the future.

Eh...mobile site suits my needs just fine.

Gah, the rainbow stuff.

I hope it doesn't slather it's greasy tentacles on the cartoon.

Happy Questioner X no one.

Robots don't feel love, silly.

I'm fairly certain there are.

The Glass Of Water song showed them at the airport, as well.

Royal Guards enforcing the law in Equestria?

That's silly. Does the Secret Service enforce the law in the United States? Mark.

(Holy shit I love you)

 

Hey Christopher, what's your favorite CMC?

Ho boy, no one ever said anything about this.

They remind me of a dark time, when I was baby sitting those adorable Olsen kids.

One night, I heard a bump coming from their room, and I went to check it out.

Those Olsen Twins, they were eating and absorbing the unknown Olsen triplett, and became they became her. Yeah, it was horrifying.

I tell you, kids. My butthole puckered so hard, the drop in air pressure killed all the surrounding wildlife in the area.

But yeah.

I guess, if I had to pick, I'd have to pick, Sweetie Belle.

The way her voice cracks when she's excited, it warms my hemroid.

Do I need an appointment, or are... walkens acceptable?

It's not, like I hear that everyday of my life.

Yeesh!

Okay, I'll say it.

It's well drawn. Not my bag, but credit is given to the due.

It's just too creepy to be in the show.

It just looks like grimdark art incarnate with his empty stare and and smile, plus all the weird little things coming out of everywhere.

Remember...even if we were to get Party Of One style darkness back on the show, this dude will not have a seat in a show aimed at little girls.

So what's your favorite pony?

That's like asking me, Christopher Walken, beloved American film actor, "Hey, Walken, what's your favorite dance move?".

It's the jig, by the way. I can do a really mean jig, when no one is looking.

Yeah, it's terrifying

I'll go with Derpy.

She's my favorite horse.

Nothing says "adorable", like a learning disability.

Ho!

I shouldn't joke about that.

Horses with learning disabilities is a very serious problem in America. Just ask, Sarah Jessica Parker. Poor girl, give her some oats.

*this thread only works if you read it in his magnificent voice*

*WARNING: Walken routinely rambles in posts, and has delusions of meeting people he's probably never met. He may also think what happens in his movies may be real. Celebrity stories will also probably happen

The Walken may lie.

The Walken may be delusional.

If threatened, he may even start to dance.*

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Hey, kids.

I'm Christopher Walken, and I like ponies.

Yeah, ponies. The colored kinds. Shut up.

All of the other celebrities, they call me names.

Like, "pony boy", or, "horselicker".

It's so sad. It hurts me right in my soul-hole.

So, I come here, seeking my fellow horse lovers.

Maybe, you will understand.

Ask me questions, kids. Lots of them.

I've got a lot if time on my hands, seeing as Oprah Winfrey, got me blacklisted from Hollywood for eating the last slice of pizza.

Let me tell you, kids. Never get in between a hungry talk show host and her pizza. It's like, a bear in a wig, at Disneyworld.

Ho!

It's self-defense,so yeah.

Can I eat you?

With the entire town. Because Mr. Cake just can't cut it.

Fatal x Frame

April of 2012, in between season 2 and 3.

'Twas a great day.

An Alicorn may actually be a an evolution since the Baby Cakes episode hints that all ponies carry the genes of all three tribes.

The comercials didn't help that cause much lol.

Or was it "there's no difference between girly and JapAnese"?

Lol time for ponies

Also, "Smelly Wom" is my new band name.

Sweet Satan, have mercy

What is that

They have kingdoms and subjects to protect, they HAVE to be.

I like Applebloom.

Not my favorite, but eh.

Made these two a while back, just for lols:

THE BOTS HAVE BEGUN TO LEARN

SAVE THE CHILDREN

Don't worry, either it's just a glitch or Fluffle accidentally added you to the conversation.

Everybody, for me.

Even when talking about ponies, I say "everyone" and "people" (because, since they are the dominant sentient species, they're technically people).

I do think it's pretty weird when people refer to others as "ponies" and "everypony".