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Dark Souls

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Future monsters.

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Derpy, of course...

Maud, if they ever decide to delve into that.

And Zecora. They have great potential with her, especially because she was good in Zen and The Art of Gazeebo Repair.

911 in americana, 999 in europe. or the uk. one of those.

Anyway, this story deserve a writing award.

Candy

Satan

(This would be much better in the forum games section, yo)

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Something to put a little "what the f*ck" in your coffee.

Some Bro Team Pill art (commissioned by me

I was about to commit sepukku until I saw there was a non-reddit version.

Thank God for that.

The smell of cold nights...it smells faintly like burning wood. <3

I would like to go to Alaska, for the sole reason to see the Aurora Borealis.

Can you imagine anything more awe-inspiring?

What are some of your favorite scents?

I'll get you started...

The smell of frying bacon...

The smell of rain when it first hits the ground...

The smell of your significant other's strawberry perfume...

Now you go.

I like watching Word Girl when it's on.

Surprisingly clever with just a hint of PPG.

I prefer a music format that isn't overpriced and obsolete...but I'm weird like that.

Skillset : artist, advertiser

Experience In Your Skillset : been drawing my whole life, been drawing ponies for 2 years.

What Makes You the right candidate for this?: My art style has been praised by many, and I know how to inject mood into something without forcing a feeling. Also, if I know one thing, it's advertising something I like.

Sure. I'll give it a try.

First, though, before I do anything...

Check my dA to see if my art style is on par with what you have in mind for advertisements and posters. It's in my Sig, the link.

I work strictly in the traditional format, though. Is that a problem?

I might be interested.

What is the minimum size?

Because I have a few that would look epic up there, but they're all 500x500.

I could probably crop some.

Doing what?

I AM THE TERROR THAT BLAARGHGHS IN THE NIGHT

*squees*

So, what do you usually do while waiting for the next pleb to summon you?

How silly would it be if I just asked you a funny question?

Would you like me then?

More Alien Isolation info, please.

Where are the pretty girl's panties I asked for?

If the pig gets some, I want in as well.

What's one thing you miss about being turned to stone?

I wish for a pretty girl's panties

I'm sure there are.

Hot Topic doesn't just stuff their horrible, horrible store for just ANYONE, y'know...

I can possibly advertise and such.

I have around 400 watchers on dA, so I can make posters about it and junk and spread it across the web.

Can I have more details of this, mayhaps?

Like, what will it be about, and stuff.

And also, what are you gonna do to safeguard against the threat of C&D orders?