Literally Snails

Either Blue Optyx or Blaze

If Alicorn is a problem I will change it

If I need a "loved one" I will change it

Both links in description

- If It's possible, I'd prefer non alicorns simply for continuity's sake.

 

- You definitely need a loved one to play the damsel.

 

- I need to know which of the two you will be using.

The first thing I'm going to say is that this RP will have nothing to do with James Bond and I may think of a better name for it later. Names are hard.

 

 

 

STORY:

 

The city of Manehattan has become a bankrupt, crime ridden Hellhole. Attempts to clean the streets and bring up the poor have proven fruitless because the city is controlled almost entirely by one stallion. The city's money rests in one pony's pockets, an old earth pony named Big Shot. The old stallion did not always rule the city alone. An old partner of his is now his greatest threat to power.

 

Paranoid, Big Shot has used his wealth and connections with the criminal underworld to purchase the greatest bodyguards money can buy. A group of non-pony creatures known for their cut throat tactics and extremely high price tag. They are called many things, demons, monsters and Yokai; rare, unnatural monsters from realms unknown that are self proclaimed as being superior to ponies. Anyone wishing to mess with Big Shot would risk an encounter with these creatures.

 

You (Your OC) and two others will be contacted to infiltrate Big Shot's estate. Your goal is to break inside and end his miserable existence. Your prize is the safety of the one you love. Someone close to you is trapped within that estate and fighting is the only way tho get him/her back.

 

 

 

RULES:

 

- Standard rules always apply: no sexual profanity, no harassing other players, There's always money in the banana stand, use legible grammar, etc.

 

- The most important rule is that you avoid godmodding! I will be controlling your environment and your enemies. You don't need to godmod to win your fights! Trust me, I will let you win in the end. This is for the fun of playing, not the fun of winning.

Guis, guis, Its almost time! Only two days remain!

 

9/10 would eat a peach for hours

@@Scribblegroove,@,

 

"Aww, I want an RPG. You know what, that's on my to do list now" Shade said as he shot at a couple more people flooding out of the building.

 

Just then sirens could be heard. "Alright guys, looks like it's showtime." Shade then reloads and prepares for the fight.

 

 

 

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Kat grabbed her laptop and took cover behind a dumpster.

 

The police formed a blockade of squad cars on the far side of the road. They issued no warning and opened fire on the assailants.

 

On the opposite end of the road, a different faction arived on the scene. A large channel six news van parked as close to the action as possible while still remaining out of danger.

Whiplash yawned, interrupting the Overseer. "Yeah, yeah, got it. Steal a truck. Mess up a lab. Cause a bit if damage, and we're out," she smirked, leaning back on her chair. Oblivious, or simply not caring how prestige the computers were, she propped her hooves up, still grinning. "Finally, we can get a little action. I've got the shooting part covered, Boss," Whiplash glanced at Storm, as if daring him to interject.

"I hate to brag, but I'm the best street racer in Stillwater," said Topaz. "I'm not as good at driving a truck, so I volunteer to drive the escort. Me and someone else can keep the kings from getting to the truck while you drive it back."

 

@,@,  

"Let us proceed then" Lon said, as he opened the door for Neuro. Neuro had a quick hesitation. "Do I really want to steal a police helicopter with THESE maniacs? Well, I suppose I do..." He entered the car, and Lon made the last checks before he got in as well. One of the checks consisted out of checking all the weaponry in the trunk. He readjusted the 'Silent Mangler' so that Neuro could use it. Then he prepared his two Sig-Sauers and a few other things ,such as explosives, to be used, but he didn't arm them yet. "That would be stupid, I could blow up the car if I'd rig the explosives now..." He thought.

 

They drove right behind shade, off to the centre of manehattan where they'd let the police come to them... Quite a strange thought really, but ambushes were really Neuro's style, so he knew they'd succeed.

(Stillwater, not Manehattan.)

 

"Okay, once Neuro is ready, you can start getting the police's attention. We'll need to do a lot of property damage to get a helicopter unit on us."

@,

 

He flattened his ears. "Yes, I know what we're going to do. What I'm asking is what are we going to do with the truck?" He cocked his head. "I'd like to know. All I need is to send out three of my best for them to all get killed in a suicide mission, then come back with an empty truck just for shits and giggles."

"We're using the truck to get into a fortified stronghold in Adept Way. The Kings are using it as a dust lab, and they're expecting a shipment from this very truck." The Overseer explained. "We need to take out that dust lab by killing all the technicians in the facility without destroying the equipment. Once we do that, Adept Way is ours."

@,

 

Storm nodded slowly. "Sounds good. So what will we be doing once we have the said truck?" He stood up, trotting over to the Overseer. "Are we just gonna break into there and blow 'em up?" He had a little malicious twinkle in his eyes. "That would be fun. It would be very fun."

"We're not blowing anything up." The Overseer said. Topaz watched in confusion as a seventeen year old colt displayed more patience than she ever could. The Overseer was stuck up, but somehow didnt seem announced when everyone around him was 'wrong.'

 

The Overseer explained again, "You're going to steal one of the Vice Kings trucks and take it back to the row. You'll need someone who can drive very well, someone who can Hotwire a truck quickly, and someone who can aim steadily on a moving vehicle."

If that is the case then you weren't clear enough in your expectation. I did however also think of this plan myself, but I quickly discarded the thought because it was doomed to fail. But, if you all insist... I suppose Lon and I have to get our equipment ready then. I wont be in the fray of battle though. I'll get on one of the buildings and use the 'Silent Mangler'." He referred to the giant sniper rifle Lon owned. "Lon wont be able to protect me when I am in the middle of combat." Neuro said after Kat had clarified herself.

"Oh, if you don't think Lon can protect you, maybe it would be better if the big stallion stuck closer to me~" Kat suggested with a wink. She closed her laptop and set it in her saddlebag.

 

Kat turned to White Shade and said, "We're following you. Take us to the courtyard south of the markets and give Neuro time to set up."

"Even though that may be true, I can't imagine that you can even get to the chopper with said security increasements... Do we even know what the area surrounding our target looks like, and if we do, perhaps we could set up an easy ambush instead of unkowingly walking into dangerous situations?" Neuro said to Kat, not convinced by what she said.

Lon participated in the conversation as well. "We should at least use communication equilment. I have earplugs that are near-invisible and microphones that you can hide in your mane so that we can speak with eachother when we scout the area." He explained "I do assume that we will scout the area incognito before we take the helicopter? We need to check if anything might get in the way, or if there are traps that we could walk into."

"Did you even listen to my plan!?" Kat asked angrily, "We aren't going to infiltrate anything! The plan is to cause mayhem in the upper city until a police Helicopter Comes to us! I hjjack the chopper, then we head over to Forgive and Forget. We don't need to scout. We don't need to infiltrate. The helicopter comes to us, and you don't need to do a damn thing other than cause mayhem!"

@,

 

Storm cast a skeptical look at this Overseer fellow. "Geeky shit, eh?" He sat down in a chair, watching the Overseer set up his things. "And what might this 'plan' that you have to give us the edge be, Mr. 'Overseer'?" He didn't take his eyes off him, trying to judge if he liked him or not.

 

"Right, I should probably get to that." Said the Overseer. "I've developed a way to claim dome of the Vice King's territory, but first, we need a wooden horse."

 

"A wooden. Fucking. Horse?" Topaz repeated.

 

"Not literally. We need something that belongs to the vice Kings. A truck." The Overseer explained. "You'll need at least three of your best for this task. Someone who can drive extremely well. Someone who can aim a weapon while on a moving vehicle, and someone who can Hotwire a car."

 

@,@,

 

Neuro was silent and watched as his plan was thrown in the trash by this new development that had taken place. After the explanation, the deal was pretty much sealed, as Shade had accepted the plan to steal a helicopter with yet again no preperation on beforehand. Neuro spoke as soon as he had enthusiasticly agreed to blow an entire police base to pieces... "I hope we can at least examine the area and set up a plan before we bust the place and die... I cannot commit to this suicidal mission without having a proper plan to steal the said helipcopter. Even more so, I'd like to make this a stealth mission, since we don't want to draw even more attention from the police to us. If we can make sure that they don't recognize us, and they only understand that their helicopter is being stolen when we are inside it and taking off, that would be far more subtle than blowing up the place and brutally slaughtering everything in our path..." He said. Then he gave a look at Lon. "Though I could send Lon to destroy the place and steal the helicopter by himself, but I pay him to protect me, not to steal helicopters..." He said sarcasticly.

"They've stepped up security ever since my escape from that prison island." Kat explained. "Those choppers won't even take off unless the driver has the proper clearance. I can hijack one of them using a program I designed, but only if the helicopter comes to us. We won't get close enough if we use your plan. I've thought this through a little more than you give me credit for."

Whiplash glared at Ned, the excitable Mare irritated. "Hell yeah we did. As much fun it was beating up old ponies, they left me with a little gift," she growled, peering at the still fresh wound. "Hope you're happy," she shot Ned another annoyed glance before limping away. Upon seeing the Overseer, she smirked. "Hey, you're setting up your geeky shit!"

 

"This Geeky shit gives me the whole world at my fingertips!" The Overseer exclaimed. "Which reminds me. I already have a plan to help the Saints het ahead of the Kings. Of course, I wouldn't have any of this information if it weren't for my 'geeky shit.'"

 

@@Scribblegroove,

 

 

 

"Violence and destruction for no good reason...I'm In! Come on you two, we've got people to kill and stuff to blow up" Shade said i a happy tone as he went out the door.

 

 

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(Sorry, I can't reply until @Scribblegroove posts.)

quick clapped his hooves together sarcastically "yay, go team. Well, that's all fine and dandy, but now we gotta wait till he gets back. I hope he returns soon, sitting here is almost as boring as blowing things up is fun." He said jokingly, before lighting another cigar.

@,

 

Storm put his phone back in his pocket. Stepping over the piles of glass, then looking back at Snowburn to make sure he wasn't gonna get back up, finally used his wings to hover up and out of the bus. Trying to be as nonchalant as he could about this, he hopped down and walked away, whistling to himself. He messed with his mane to seem like he was just passing, if anypony else saw him. He got back to his Hammerhead parked a ways down the street, then started it. He headed off back to the Saints' HQ.

((Sorry Thunder gonna go back without you ))

Growing impatient waiting for Thunder, Whiplash cursed under her breath. "Dammit Sparky! Hurry up!" she shouted in to the house, contemplating stealing his car. With a sigh, she shouted, "I'm heading back to HQ!" Ignoring the ache in her side, Whip began flying back to the Saint's headquarters. Out of breath, the Mare finally touched the ground in front of the church to see Storm coming back. "Glad you could finally get your ass back here, boss," she rolled her eyes, wiping blood from her side off of her hoof.

When Ned saw Moonlight return, he asked, "Did you evict those vets?"

 

"And he returns." Said Topaz. As the boss walked inside. "We got back the Overseer while you were gone."

 

The Overseer continued setting up his computer without even looking at Stormwing.

 

@, @@Scribblegroove,

 

"Fantastic. Give us the details and we'll get it done" Said Shade.

"It's pretty simple, really. The Stillwater PD dispatches helicopter specialists when a situation gets too severe for standard procedure." Kat explained. "All you need to do is go into town and destroy as much shit as possible. I'll come with you, but I'll be staying out of trouble. Stay in our territory to ensure that the Saints don't get involved. Once you've caused enough mayhem, the police should dispatch a helicopter unit. Once that happens, stay under cover leave the rest to me. I have a plan to get a hold of the chopper once its in the air."

@,

 

"Really? because stealing a police chopper does not sound easy any way you try doing it, but please continue with this plan of yours" Shade said with a smirk on his face

@Scribblegroove

 

"Oh, it's not hard. It's just really fucking dangerous. That's why you three will be doing it." Kat said nonchalantly.

 

@,

 

Storm peeked his head out from the seat. He cautiously stepped out, ready to grab his gun in a split second. He saw the pony was dead. "Jeez, took long enough," the Sants' leader muttered. He figured he better see what Dex wanted him to do with the body now that the bus was on its side and couldn't be moved. He dug in his coat pocket until he found his cellphone. Going through his contacts, he found the police chief. He rang him up and waited for an answer.

 

"The news has already reported a bus accident in the Factory District." Dex said after picking up. "Don't worry about the police, I've made sure to dispatch them to the wrong traffic accident. I'm going to need to make a public appearance about this. You can expect the saints to have the indirect cooperation of the Stillwater police department. Just remember that we still have to do our jobs, and if your boys cause too big of a scene, we'll still have to crack down on them. As for the Vice Kings, we'll be a lot stricter on them."

 

He hung up.

 

(**The Saints have gained the Police Corruption perk**)

(As far as I know quick and topaz are still waiting for the boss to kill somepony and get back to the church.)

quick sighed as he sat in one of the seats in the church, still waiting for the "Boss" to return. He was getting sick of waiting. " where the hell is he..."he mumbled impatiently

(If this info is wrong or outdated just tell me and I'll fix it.)

(nope, you're pretty much spot on with what's happening.)

 

"I just got a message that may answer your question." Said the overseer after he finished plugging in a few wires to his computer. "Chairman Snowburn's campaign bus has been discovered at the scene of an accident. It's reasonable to assume that the chairman is dead and Stormwing was successful in his mission."

( so... what are your OCs doing...)

( You gonna reply?)

 

Whiplash examined her slashed side for a few seconds, before dismissing it as 'no big deal.' The Pegasus glanced around the wrecked room, now peppered with bullet holes. "I sure do make a mess, don't I?" she smirked to Thunder, before climbing back up the stairs. Whip passed the two granny ponies, frowning. "Hey! Didn't I tell you two to scram? Get out," she ordered dismissively, stepping out of the house.

The mares stood up without fully understanding what was happening and stepped outside.

 

"You can do that after you tell us about this job of yours. now what do we need to do?" Shade asked impatiently.

@Scribblegroove

 

"In a minute! Jeez, dont be such a tight ass!" Kat whined. She finished typing and turned to White Shade and his new companions. "I got a few ambitious plans to fuck up the saints, but we're going to need a helicopter." She said bluntly. "local police stations have stepped up security, but I figure theres an easier way to get one of those police choppers."

@@Scribblegroove,

 

Shade hung up the phone. "Looks like that building is gonna have to wait guys. We got a job to do." Shade said as he walked toward Kat.

 

@,

 

"So what do you have for us Kat?"

 

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Kat was sprawled out on the floor intensively typing something on her laptop. The glare of the screen could be seen reflected in her glasses.

 

"Hold on a second." She said as she typed. "Someone is wrong on the Internet and I have to correct them."

 

@,

 

The last bullet whizzed by, barely nicking Storm's ear. He bled a little. He stayed in cover, just in case the chairman was still alive. He didn't wanna be taken out by a measly officeman.

 

// @,

 

Figured I'd help you. To do the blue mention, click & drag across the member's text. Select "Mention" when it pops up. //

Snowburns muscles relaxed as his lungs were flooded with blood. He finally closed his eyes and went limp.

 

This time, Whiplash was ready for the armed veteran. The Pegasus swiftly and powerfully extended her wings, throwing the stallion off her back with a grunt. Grabbing her gun from the floor, she took a spilt second to perfect her aim before shooting at the veteran, straight through the skull. "I tried playing nice," Whiplash said nonchalantly, folding her wings back in to place. "But they were so annoying," she growled, eyeing the ponies.

##Area cleared##

##Drug crib gained##

 

(**The saints are now making money slightly faster than the Vice Kings!**)

Heck, my name and address is in my profile. If they actually find a pizza place that will deliver out here, that'd be a bonus as far as I'm concerned.

Yes but you're forgetting one thing.

 

The pizza is aggressive!

Funny or not there will inevitably be people, on both sides, that will take this seriously so we should expect rants from bronies and potential attacks from non-bronies. Even a joke can turn things bad so I feel it's important to point out to everyone that whether it's real or not this can lead to some annoying events and everyone should be wary of sketchy happenings and new users.

there big plan is to pretend to be bronies because they are under the impression that we randomly give our passwords out to each other. I think we'll be fine.

Calling BS on this right now. Just a dumb movement, fake or otherwise, to rile up and troll people with obvious hypocrisy. Ignore it.There's really nothing they can do to harm anyone who doesn't allow themselves to be dragged into someone else's pathetic and baseless vendetta.

Oh I doubt there is a single truth about this. I posted it because its funny!

Want to read something funny? Something really genuinely funny? Read this. It even mentions Mlpforums! I feel so special.

 

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Storm sighed. He shook his head in frustration. Suddenly, in an outlash of rage and anger, he shouted, "I swear to god, I'll blow your effin' brains out!" He dove across the aisle, blindly firing at the other other pony. He didn't even watch where he was aiming. Just as long as he got his shots out.

The first two shots were narrow misses as Snowburn had time to take aim, but Storm's third shot hit the chairmen in the top right portion of his chest. His lung was punctured and he was sent flying back into the back wall of the bus. He retained his consciousness as he fell to the ground. His lungs were filling with blood. He fired one last shot at Stormwing.

@LunaKitty

 

Shade hung up the phone. "Connor must be really busy if he's not picking up, Let me call Starshine" Shade then dialed her number and waited.

 

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( is busy with me.)

 

Kat called up White Shade on hi cell phone and left a voice message.

 

"Good news, skipper, I have a job for you! I'm set up in the guest room upstairs. Come visit me when you're ready, and bring your new friends."

 

Whiplash gritted her teeth and shot one of the bums square in the chest, straight through the heart. She let out a grunt of pain as the other bum's knife made a slash across her side. "Aw, you're about to go through some serious hell for doing that," the Pegasus snarled, smashing the butt of her gun against the stallion's head before kneeing him in the stomach. Blood leaked from her wound as she left the other two for Thunder to take care of.

The fourth veteran latched onto her back and stuck tried to stick his butterfly knife into her back at the 'sweet spot' where the vertebrae connect.

((Viscous passion? Lol.))

"Shit!" Whiplash shouted, cocking her gun back in to place. In half a second, she had adjusted her aim, and swiftly shot one of the stallions in the shoulder. "Where the hell did you even come from?" she snarled, once again aiming her gun.

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"It has come to my attention that your leader is not fabulous enough to be sponsored by Stefan! I want you to steal something and give it to White Shade. Go to 'On the Rag' south of here and steal the owners platinum diamond ring. It will be in a safe in the back of the store. Opening the safe will trigger an alarm so be ready to run from the cops. Go to the store after it closes, steal the ring and put it in your bosses wardrobe. Only then shall Stefan give you his help."

 

  

Whiplash rolled her eyes. "Aw, can it! The point is, this isn't your place anymore," she growled, and narrowed her eyes as more ponies appeared. "Fine. Have it your way. If I have to shoot every single one of you, I'll do it," the Pegasus gritted her teeth, her concentration impeccable. With a small side glance at Thunder, she nodded. The Mare's aim was spot on as she swiftly shot one stallion in the neck, and another in the leg. "Last warning," she hissed, glaring at the ponies. The one shot in the neck must've been barely breathing. "Leave now, and maybe I won't shoot you through your thick skulls," she said defiantly.

The two remaining upstairs bums and the two downstairs bums blindly charged at the two Saints from both directions crying, "FOR THE NINETH INFANTRY!"

@@Moonlight Fire,

 

"Yeah, I'm good." Thunder stated. He also had his Barreta pointed at the two stallions. "Yeah, as she said, you too better get the buck outta here before we end up sending bullets up your flanks!" Thunder threatened. He had his hoof on the trigger, ready to fire once more.

 

"Our unit died in the jungles of Equestria so that you and your mare could be safe while you shopped for shoes!" One stallion said angrily.

 

"Do you feel good beating up somepony whose got nothin!" The other said. "Do ya?"

 

The first bum placed the tip of his hoof in his mouth and whistled as loudly as he could. Upstairs on the top floor, three more bums with baseball bats and knives quickly leapt into action and began running down the stairs.

@, @@Moonlight Fire,  

 

Thunder Dash had a funny feeling. "Hey Whip...I think some ponies are down there...waiting...or it must be me again." Thunder Dash stated as he gathered some electricity and cocked his Barreta in case they were ambushed. He continued to walk very slowly, then suddenly stopped.

 

Knowing that no one intruder could handle two targets at once, the war veterans leapt from their hiding place with their knives in hoof. They yelled out a synchronized war cry as they both pounced at Thunder in unison. Visions of their youthful days of fighting rushed through their heads as they attacked with viscous passion.