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  1. Tom Snyder
    I've heard ridiculous complaints, but the one about weapons has to be the most childish. The weapons were fine as they were before everyone went on a crybaby streak.
     

    Weapons


     
    "My weapon is too weak" or "They need to nerf this". I can't believe how much people complain like babies every time things don't go their way. This has caused the staff to create patches that only bucked things up. But i believe its more about how most players can't win a match and whine about it,blaming the weapon for their loss when it was only the player's fault. What determines your skill is your playstyle, players won't even know what they're doing and then complain to bungie asking for a bottle of milk, I know how to use the guns properly; and got many more kills than deaths. So how is it that everyone blames the weapon; when its they who can't handle it?
     
    You're either good or your not, its that simple; no weapon is at fault here; its you.
     

    Armor


     

    The only problem i see with armor is having Light as a leveling system, which is broken since most armors will do you fine as is. The normal leveling is better than having to get armor with light; all light does is slow your progress. Something Bungie never realized. Now we have to go through raids to get better armor and get legendaries engrams that only give you energy or the wrong class armor(really?).


     

    Customization


     

    I can't stress this enough when i say we need to be able to color our armor personally, shaders are just plain dull now; but i would suggest a custom shader that allows for you to choose your colors; and not have to look like everybody else. There are only about 10 shaders in the game(which suck imo). This will benefit most of and give us more choice. Let's face it, the shaders suck and look horrible.


     

    Ships


     

    The ships we get are useless and serve no other purpose then to look pretty, and take us where we need to go. You see weapons on them, but never get to use them; dog fights would be fun to me and my friends agree. I really hope they give us this, but not in DLC form(we know how greedy you are Bungie). How great would it be to freely fly around the solar system and find armor that way too? More missions means more fun! So really, this isn't that hard to implement.


     

    DLC Content


     

    I can't stand this when companies pull this crap on us, lock content in a game to force you to have to buy them to unlock it; that's a dirty tactic and shows how poorly they treat us. The only thing that should be DLC are skins and mods. Not this raid and half story shit. You can argue with me on this; but keep in mind that this is an incomplete game and they are exploiting us; and we willfully fall into their trap.


     

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    That's all i have for this entry and i thank you for hearing my concerns about the game. See you all next time!


  2. Tom Snyder
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aMcVMzgEl0
    Jonas helped me pick this one out and just want to say thank you. I do hope all of you have enjoyed themes videos i made.
  3. Tom Snyder
    A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.
    He stopped and asked the boy, "Where did you get that turkey?"
     
    The boy replied, "What turkey?"
     
    The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying under your arm."
     
    The boy looks down and said, "Well, lookie here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!"
     
    The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.
    If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?"
     
    The little boy said, "I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!"
  4. Tom Snyder
    Thought this will be the perfect theme for the story:






     




    Dark Origin is a dark story about Dark Mist, a pony with two personalities(DS in medical terms).


     

    Dark Mist isn't evil to begin with, she is caring and loving; but in her home village she is harassed and treated like a freak. This is because he has a second personality, Tainted Mist is sadistic in nature, but Dark Mist keeps this side suppressed the best she can. But when she is taken to a facility that promises to help her, she later finds out that this is not true, and is pushed too hard by Rosa Thorns, the lead director and commander of the facility.


     

    But during training, Dark Mist is pushed too hard and loses control of her magic, the collar is destroyed; allowing the sadistic personality, Tainted Mist, to take over. Tainted Mist attacks Rosa as well as other staff members, Dark Mist then turns on her mother, who was there to observe the training. Dark Mist manages to fight her sadistic side, saving her mother; and returning to normal. Dark Mist escapes the facility, with blood on her hooves.


     

    After escaping the facility, Dark mist returns to Trottingham and confronts Crimson Sketch, saying he should leave equestria with her. Crimson refuses hearing of what she did at the facility, rejected by her only friend; she loses herself to her sadistic side and becomes magically unstable; allowing magic to radiate from her causing major chaos around her. Dark Mist then becomes a force of powerful evil, Tainted Mist.


     

    Magic


     

    Dark Mist/Tainted Mist can use Dark magic, taught to her by Rosa Thorns, the lead director and commander of Project Dark Mist(name is a coincidence). The spells used by her can trap an opponent in their worst fears, taking away their will to fight or resist. Also used is the shadows around her, manipulating them to overwhelm her enemies, and most often sending them to a desolated illusion of the place they're in; be it Ponyville, Tower of the twin sisters, etc. Here she chooses to play games with them(imagine a cat playing with a mouse) to make them fear her even more. The more time they spend there, the more they become insane, Rosa learns that lesson all to well and her life is ended on the spot.


     

    The dark magic also allows her to turn into a black mist, where she travels around the land. This is most used for intimidation or escape. Another magic she can use is earth magic, which she uses only to make statues of her victims(they become one);.wearing the fear ridden expressions.


     

    Weapon


     




    These daggers are the weapon of choice for Dark Mist/Tainted Mist, fast and lethal. she can use the shadows to aid in her fighting; allowing her to vanish and strike without warning. But she rarely uses this unless her opponent is pushing her back against a wall, its then that she will use them.


     

    Goal


     

    Dark Mist/Tainted Mist's goal is put everypony under an endless sleep spell, this puts them into a never ending nightmare for which they will never escape. Payback for harassing her and making her feel like a freak. being trapped in that darkness and sealed away makes her have animosity towards the Princesses and if she were to ever escape; they will meet their end,


     

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    So that's the idea for Dark Origin, please let me know what you think below or go visit my fanficition.net page for the first chapter:


  5. Tom Snyder
    So i picked a theme for the story.




     
    Four centuries ago Equestria was founded, then came the Gryphon Kingdom. These two lived peacefully with each other until a new relic was discovered in a cave at their borders, this new discovery lead to all out war between the two factions. Gryphon against Pony, the war was catastrophic; each side losing more than 200,000 units in their selfish struggle. Canterlot won by using their powerful spells as a last resort, ending the great war. Now it is called by another name: The Rainbow Gate War.
     
    Now it a century later and all is at peace once more, families still mourn the fallen, Princesses who participated are buried in their castle gardens, where they are guarded. None have survived, but one who could only stand by and watch as each faction went at each others throats for this relic. And this princess is Twilight Sparkle, the element of magic and friendship. She sees the relic as a curse and feels it must be kept out of anypony's hands.
     
    So she decides to act on that feeling and has it hidden away forever, but that action will bring about another war, the same is about to happen again. Those seeking this relic finally find it, but Twilight foresaw this and sends an army to dispose of them, she is tired of it all, each time a new threat would come seeking it, Spike her guardian dragon protects her and helps her in her goals to restore what is broken, Harmony.
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    Here is an image of Twilight and spike i found on Deviantart:
     

     
    So to put it simply, this is one of the possible futures of equestria. A war ridden world, where anypony is at risk. A relic that can cause this much chaos can lead to many conflicts.


  6. Tom Snyder
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VelDLpZpBoA

    Changed theme because of copyright warning
    Text at the end and during the video removed
    Now available worldwide
    Can be played on consoles, set boxes, and other devices
    Ads will be in this, so i'd suggest Ad blocking it if your watching on youtube.

  7. Tom Snyder
    Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
     
    1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice that the turkey was four months past its expiration date. You were worried for nothing."
     
     
    2. When everyone goes around to say what they are thankful for, say, "I'm thankful I didn't get caught" and refuse to say anything more.
     
     
    3. Load your plate up high, then take it to the kitchen, toss it all in the blender, and take your "shake" back to the table. Announce that it's the new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake
     
     
    4. Prepare a several hour long speech to give when asked about your thankfulness. If necessary, insist that no one leave or eat until you have finished the speech.
     
     
    5. Bring along old recorded football games and pop them in the VCR when dad's not looking. Make sure it is set to the last two minutes of the game when he comes into the room, turn off the VCR, and then turn on the regular TV.
     
     
    6. Bring a date that only talks about the tragic and abusive conditions known to exist at turkey farms. Request that she bring photos.
  8. Tom Snyder
    A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
    He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
    The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
    "No", he replies,"I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.."
    The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What"s so special about it?"
    The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
    The lady says, "What"s it telling you now?"
    Well, it says you"re not wearing any panties."
    The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
    The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing"s an hour fast."
  9. Tom Snyder
    In Canada we have been blessed with a national police force, the famous Royal Canadian Mounted Police or "Mounties". Although most are good people, some are a bit arrogant and often the brunt of jokes leveled at the by other agencies.
     
    Two Calgary City cops are killed in a gunfight and find themselves standing at the back of the line to see St. Peter.It gets pretty boring after a while and they decide to find out what's taking so long and stroll up the line. As they approach St.Peter,a scarlet clad Mountie on a beautiful stallion at the full gallop, rides past everyone and the pearly gates open up instantly to let him in.
    The two Calgary Cops look at each other and then at St.Peter.One says,"Hey buddy,what's with us waiting all day and that Mountie jumping the line?"
    St.Peter looks up from his ledger and sighs. "He does this all the time."
    The two cops shake their heads and mumble something unpleasant. At that moment the gates open up and the same,scarlet horseman gallops back out into the clouds.
    Now the two city cops are really miffed and as their turn on the ledger looms the gates open up once more for the speeding horseman. At the big desk,St. Peter looks down at them and asks their names. "Never mind our names," says one cop,"Just who the heck is that damn Mountie?" St.Peter fixes them with a withering glare.
    "That,gentlemen is GOD, He just thinks He's a Mountie."
  10. Tom Snyder
    Candy Star: Hello everypony! I'm Candy Star! And today i have with me a special guest, my best friend, Lightning Flicker! *Nudges Lightning*
     
    Lightning Flicker: Oh! right... Hello everypony!
     
    Candy Star: Today i have a fun little story for you all, and by special i mean me and Lightning here had our fun with Star Shine. But lets get to the point, Lightning, remember when you asked me to join you in teaming up against Star Shine during the summer sun celebration?
     
    Lightning Flicker: Oh yeah! that was fun, too bad Star Shine won't speak to us for a week. *folds ears*
     
    Candy Star: That's okay, she's usually like that, so don't let it get you down! Now lets begin our story.
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    Its the summer sun celebration, and everypony is getting ready for tonight's parties. Star Shine has gathered what they need for their party tonight in Star Shine's house. Inside they go about their business, Star Shine gets back to her experiment. She never answers to what its for, just that its important to her.
     
    Candy Star joins Lightning Flicker at the table as they have their cider together, both laugh it up at Candy Star's jokes. Star Shine is losing focus, but tries to ignore it. But then Lightning brings up a lie to Candy Star, hoping she buys it:
     
    "Candy Star? did i ever tell you what Star Shine said about us?" asks Lightning Flicker, whispering into Candy Star's ear.
     
    "No, what?" asks Candy Star, Lightning Flicker tells her.
     
    "She said that were no more fun than a bag of peanuts." Candy Star is shocked to hear it, and accidentally shouts her reply.
     
    "She said what?!" Lightning Flicker quickly covers Candy Star's muzzle to silence her. Star Shine looks over to them and has a suspicion that they are up to something, but doesn't know what yet.
     
    "Alright, what's going on? You two aren't up to anything bad are you?" asks Star Shine, giving a glare towards Lightning Flicker.
     
    "I wouldn't dream of it, Star." replies Lightning Flicker, laughing nervously.
     
    "Riiight, well keep it down, i'm trying to focus." Star Shine turns back to her experiment, Hoping nothing else will throw her off. Lightning Flicker and Candy Star make their move, quietly sneaking up on their victim; Star Shine. She never sees or hears it coming as Candy Brings her down to the floor and pins her in place.
     
    "Candy Star, let go of me!" exclaims Star Shine, but any attempt to free herself fails. Lightning Flicker approaches Star Shine with a cocky expression. Looking at her hoof, Star Shine sees the feather and gets whats going on.
     
    "You wouldn't dare.." says Star Shine, calling Lightning Flicker on her bluff.
     
    "Try me, you know as well as anypony in this town that i don't bluff on things like this." Lightning Flicker starts assaulting Star Shine with the tickle torture and gets her laughing uncontrollably. Candy Star just smiles at her friend, happy to see her lighten up.
     
    "You two are going..hahhaha!! To regret this when...Hahahaha!! with you." Star Shine is at their mercy and is helpless as they continue the assault on her. Lightning Flicker keeps that smile on her face, enjoying every moment of it.
     
    "And how will you do that, Star? We have you right where we want you." replies Lightning Flicker, gesturing for Candy Star to join in the fun. Candy Star gets her below the rib and gets her laughing harder than before. star Shine thinks she mie die from laughter if this keeps up.
     
    "All you have to say five words: We're more fun than you." suggests Lightning Flicker, giving Star Shine that playful smile. But Star Shine isn't the one to break so easily.
     
    "Never! hahahaha!!" exclaims Star Shine, not willing to give up.
     
    "Have it your way, Star, don't say i didn't warn ya!" Lightning Flicker moves up to her underside and it elicits a bigger laugh, tears start coming from Star Shine as she is crying from laughing so hard. Lightning Flicker can't help but but join in as the three of them go in to full blown laughter at Star Shine's expense.
     
    "Stop! Stop it! Hahaha!!" Lightning doesn't stop, she will get a Star Shine to admit it.
     
    "Admit it, Star Shine! We're more fun than you!" Lightning Flicker suggests again, but Star Shine is reaching her limit. Now Star Shine is hysterical with laughter as the assault continues without any end in sight.
     
    "No, never!" Star Shine is still resisting the temptation to give in, but knows its only a matter of time before we will have to.
     
    Candy Star decides to amp it up a bit by asking Lightning for another feather, which Lightning does and now the real fun can begin. Candy Star uses it on under Star Shine's neck a vulnerable point.
     
    "Hahahaha!! Okay, okay! you win!" says Star Shine, but Lightning wants Star Shine to admit it, But Star Shine can be stubborn as a mule when it came to it.
     
    "Saay iiit!' orders Lightning Flicker, eager to get this over with.
     
    "Alright hahahaa!! you're more fun than me, i admit it!" finally getting the confession, they both stop and Star Shine is sweating fro laughing so much. Candy Star gets off and Lightning exntends a hoof to help her up. But Star Shine pulls a fast one and gets Lightning o the floor pinning her down.
     
    "I told you, Lightning, you're going to regret doing that to me." Star Shine begins the assault on Lightning Flicker, making her laugh uncontrollably.
     
    "Oh for the love of celesta , no! ahahahaha!!" Now Lightning becomes the victim as they night draws to a close, each laughs as the sun rises to a brand new day.
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    Candy Star: Star Shine really went to town on you, Lightning. hehehe! * tries to conceal her laughter*
     
    Lightning Flicker: Oh shut up! She got you back too...
     
    Candy Star: Yeah, but you were the one who thought of it, she went easy on me.
     
    Lightning Flicker: What?! No fair!
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    Hope you guys enjoyed this entry and have a nice day!
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