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  1. Tom Snyder
    A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. All he needed to do was somehow get to the airport, and then he'd be home-free.
     
    So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home. He offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc...
     
    The cabbie said, ''If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!''
     
    So the businessman was forced to hitchhike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.
    One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck.
     
    The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.
     
    The businessman got in the first cab in the line, ''How much for a ride to the airport,'' he asked?
     
    ''Fifteen bucks,'' came the reply, ''And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?''
     
    ''What?! Get the hell out of my cab.'' The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.
     
    When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked, ''How much for a ride to the airport?''
    The cabbie replied, ''Fifteen bucks.''
     
    The businessman said, ''OK,'' and off they went.
     
    Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs, the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each of the other drivers.
  3. Tom Snyder

    Joke of The Day

    By Tom Snyder,

    ╔╦╦
    ╠╬╬╬╣
    ╠╬╬╬╣OK! WHO ATE MY
    ╠╬╬╬╣CHOCOLATE?!
    ╚╩╩╩╝
     
    Admit it, one of you did this! I will not rest until i find the culprit responsible.
  4. Tom Snyder
    My name is Pinkie Pie (Hello!)
    And I am here to say (How ya doin?)
    I'm gonna make you smile and I
    Will brighten up your day
    It doesn't matter now (What's up?)
    If you are sad or blue (Howdy!)
    Cause cheering up my friends is just what Pinkie's here to do
     
    [Chorus]
    Cause I love to make you smile, smile, smile
    Yes I do
    It fills my heart with sunshine all the while
    Yes it does
    Cause all I really need's a smile, smile, smile
    From these happy friends of mine
     
    [Verse 2]
    I like to see you grin (Awesome!)
    I love to see you beam (Rock on!)
    The corners of your mouth turned up is always Pinkie's dream (Hoof bump!)But if you're kind of worried
    And your face is made of frown
    I'll work real hard and do my best to turn that sad frown upside down
     
    [Chorus]
    Cause I love to make you grin, grin, grin
    Yes I do
    Bust it out from ear to ear let it begin
    Just give me a joyful grin, grin, grin
    And you fill me with good cheer
     
    [Verse 3]
    It's true some days are dark and lonely
    And maybe you feel sad
    But Pinkie will be there to show you that it isn't that bad.
     
    There's one thing that makes me happy
    And makes my whole life worthwhile
    And that's when I talk to my friends and get them to smile
    I really am so happy
    Your smile fills me with glee
    I give a smile I get a smile
    And that's so special to me
    Cause I love to see you beam, beam, beam
    Yes I do
    Tell me what more can I say to make you see
    That I do
    It makes me happy when you beam, beam, beam
    Yes it always makes my day
    Come on everypony smile, smile, smile
    Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine
    All I really need's a smile, smile, smile
    From these happy friends of mine
     
    [Choir and Pinkie Pie]
    Come on every pony smile, smile, smile
    Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine
    All I really need's a smile, smile, smile
    From these happy friends of mine
     
    [Pinkie Pie]
    Yes the perfect gift for me ([Choir] Come on every pony smile, smile, smile)
    Is a smile as wide as a mile (Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine)
    To make me happy as can be (All I really need's a smile, smile, smile; From these happy friends of mine)
     
    [Choir and Pinkie Pie]
    Smile, smile, smile, smile, smile
     
    [Pinkie Pie]
    Come on and smile
    Come on and smile
  5. Tom Snyder
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTw_4WolyBY&feature=player_embedded
     
    So Hi Hi Hi! This happiness
    Sings out with a Hi Hi Hi!
    My heart dances in this sparkling season
     
    This pounding in my heart is the first sign
    Just brushing it off makes me feel funny
    There's a bewildering melody to my excitement
    I want a chance to call out to you
    After school I ran into you by chance
    Could this change our future?
    Tell me! Tell me please!
     
    Hi! Hi! Hi! That happiness
    Hi! Hi! Hi! Surrounds you and me
    Gets me and fills everything with joy
    So Hi! Hi! Hi! This happiness
    Sings out with a Hi! Hi! Hi!
    My heart dances in this sparkling season
    Future * Future * To the future!
     
    Thrill chasing is fun today
    My heart that you swell with hope and smiles overflows
    Everyday embraces an important sparkle
    Any challenge to find love would wonder if I am able to do so as well
    At the moment when my way home lined up with the breeze
    Could this be the future starting with you and me?
    Tell me! Come on tell me!
     
    Dreams in this place Hi Hi Hi!
    It's born Hi Hi Hi! Gently
    It can not be said in shame but I liked it even if I take it
    So in this place Hi Hi Hi!
    Hi Hi Hi! I want to tell softly
    What would we be now? I want to know more and more about you
    Future * Future * And the future!
     
    After school I ran into you by chance
    Could this change our future?
    Tell me! Tell me please!
     
    Hi! Hi! Hi! That happiness
    Hi! Hi! Hi! Surrounds you and me
    Gets me and fills everything with joy
    So Hi! Hi! Hi! This happiness
    Sings out with a Hi! Hi! Hi!
    My heart dances in this sparkling season
    Future * Future * To the future!
     
    A dream Hi Hi Hi!
  6. Tom Snyder
    A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
  7. Tom Snyder
    Sometimes dreams spiral out of your control and lead to some terrifying experiences, this is my first hand experience as my OC:
     
    Star Shine enters into a world she has never seen, her dreams were colorful and of Ponyville; as she has seen in picture books. But what sits in front of her now, is now a desolate Ponyville, looking around; she sees the town hall in shambles, and eroding. turning her gaze to area ahead, she finds all the towns ponies lying on the ground asleep; upon closer inspection, the ponies seem to be having nightmares; some screaming in terror.
     
    She tries to nudge one of them, to wake them; but her hooves go right through them.
     
    "What's going on?..." Star Shine asks herself, unsure what to do. The only thing she can do is keep moving forward, but stops at the library; she always studied her magic here. But what was once a beautiful tree, is now rotting away to nothing. Star Shine approaches the window and tries to peer inside; but only darkness. She tries the front door and puts her hoof against it, only for the door to fall off the hinges, and land on the floor with a loud thud; kicking up dust upon impact.
     
    Star Shine emits a sneeze as the dust hit her nose, but takes a step inside; its dark as she had seen from the window before. Casting a light spell, she illuminates the room before her; everything is as she remembered it. The only difference is, Dust covering everything inside; the slightest step makes the floor creek. Careful not to fall through, Star Shine reaches the table in the center of the room; and observes four books, each represents one of the four elements of magic: Fire, Wind Earth, and Water.
     
    In school the elements were said to be a part of everyday life, a force never to be taken for granted. upon reading the books, each had a black text; which seems to be a forgotten language. Star Shine knew some of it, but this is what she can make out:
     
    "With Fire shall the cities burn, With Wind shall the ponies falter, With the Earth, streets will crumble, and With Water shall the tides rise."
     
    These words are disturbing, never has she ever heard this before; maybe it wasn't teachable? Maybe forbidden? Taking her eyes off the books, Star Shine's eyes spot a mirror; untouched by times grip. She can't help but be drawn to it, kind of like a pony under a trance. Looking into it reveals her reflection; but instead of her normal coloration, she's met with a pale version of herself. Its as if death itself has taken her.
     
    "No... It can't be! I'm not--" stopping mid sentence, Star Shines sees her hooves, pale as a ghost. Shivering in fear, she screams in horror at her appearance. There's now way she could be dead, could it? tears form in her eyes as she tries to come up with an explanation.
     
    This can't be real...its not!! This is just a bad dream, right? I'll just wake up and it'll all be over..." trying to wake up, she finds she can't; she's stuck here; trapped in this nightmare.
     
    "Oh, but it is... You'll be joining them soon enough..." says a voice from somewhere inside, but where ever she looks; she finds nopony there. Who was this pony? And what did they want?
    __________________________________
     
    This story is a real thing, as i have experienced it through her eyes as i dream. I don't know what made this happen, but it terrified me beyond belief. I've decided to do this through story form, and from a first person perspective(best i could).
  8. Tom Snyder
    So i did an experiment without telling anyone and tried bad mouthing their favorite game to gauge their reactions and here are my findings:
     
    Players have zero self control and seem to be aggressive if their game is threatened or flaws in it pointed out. Then there's the comments upon which i observed, some were nice while others were not pleasant. I applaud the players who were well mannered and spoke kindly, as the other half were outright rude. I give the kind ones a passing grade, the rude ones get a failing grade. So it seems this site has its pros and cons as well, though the cons far outweigh the pros.
     
    The words "idiot and scrub" and other obscenities were directed at me for no reason and were highly unnecessary. It seems any opinion is met with aggressive and vulgar comments, which i highly detest. But even after i told them it wasn't my real feelings about it, they took to a negative attitude towards me and kept going with such disrespect.
    ______________
     
    And this is what i get as a response for my criticism:
     
    "I'd go with highly opinionated and emotional, instead of rude and obscene, personally. The difference being that this is the internets, and in the internets where there is little to no chance of repercussion people write exactly how they want to in order to make themselves feel superior. They also very rarely apply any logic to what they are saying, merely spewing forth whatever happens to be crossing their minds upon first reading something.
     
    With that in mind, you should realize that the majority of the people who really comment on these forums regularly find it much easier to criticize negatively instead of actually taking the time to think through a response which might further the conversation.
     
    The summation of the above is that you're an idiot."
     
    Final Grade: D-
  9. Tom Snyder
    Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. In an effort to solve this dilemma, he decided that a few apostles would return to earth and fetch a sample of each drug, so they could understand what these substances did.
     
    Two days after the operation is implemented, the disciples begin to return. Jesus, waiting at the door, lets
     
    in each disciple: "Who is it?" "It's Mark" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Mark?" "Marijuana from Colombia" "Very well son, come in."
     
    Another soft knock is heard. "Who is it?" "It's Matthew" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring
     
    Matthew?" "Cocaine from Bolivia" "Very well son, come in."
     
    At the next knock Jesus asks, "Who is it?" "It's John" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring John?" "Crack from New York" "Very well son, come in."
     
    Someone starts pounding on the door. "Who is it?" "It's Judas" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Judas?" "FREEZE! THIS IS THE FBI!"
     
    I couldn't take it anymore, i had to do this one!
  10. Tom Snyder

    Joke of The Day

    By Tom Snyder,

    One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her.
    Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God.
    Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?"
    Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?"
    "No."
    "Hear God?"
    "No."
    "Feel God?"
    "No." This went on for quite a while.
    "Well then God doesn't exist."
    Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."
     
    I'm sorry if this was offensive, but it was just too funny not to put up.
  11. Tom Snyder

    Joke of The Day

    By Tom Snyder,

    A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
    She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
     
    The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
     
    Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
     
    As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen."
  12. Tom Snyder

    Joke of The Day

    By Tom Snyder,

    A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"
    The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."
    Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
    The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"
    The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."
  13. Tom Snyder

    Joke of The Day

    By Tom Snyder,

    Vegeta and Nappa Plays Dragonball Xenoverse
     
    Vegeta: *picks Goku*
    Nappa: *picks Vegeta*
    Vegeta: "You didn't. You did NOT just do that."
    Nappa: "Do what?"
    Vegeta: "I hate you....so much."
     
    *later*
     
    Vegeta: *beating the crap out of Nappa*
    Nappa: "Hey, Vegeta?"
    Vegeta: "What?"
    Nappa: "Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!"
    Vegeta: "OH, GOD DAMN YOU!!!!" *loses* "WHAT?!?!?!?! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
  14. Tom Snyder

    Joke of The Day

    By Tom Snyder,

    John is paying a visit to his Italian neighbor in the hospital, who just had a very serious traffic accident. He doesn't look like very much: in plaster, completely wrapped in a bandage, tons of hoses and infusions. he looks like a mummy. John tries to have a conversation, but his neighbor has his eyes closed and isn't responding. Suddenly his eyes jump wide open and he starts to gurgle and during his last gasp for air he says:
     
    " Sei in piedi sul mio tubo dell'ossigeno, si git...."
     
    John inscribes the words in his heart.
    At the funeral John tells the black-clad widow that her husband had something to say.
    'And, she asks with tearful eyes,"was it that he loved me? "
     
    "I do not know," said the man, "but it sounded like Sei in piedi sul mio tubo dell'ossigeno, si git ...."
    The widow screams and faints.
    "What?" John ask startled to the daughter, "what did he say, what does that mean?" And the crying daughter says:
    "You are standing on my oxygen hose, you git."
  15. Tom Snyder

    Joke of The Day

    By Tom Snyder,

    A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.
     
    The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"
     
    "Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything." The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.
     
    Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted.
     
    "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
     
    "Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."
     
    _________________________________________________________________________________________
     
    I'm sorry, but i couldn't resist doing this one.
  16. Tom Snyder

    Joke of The Day

    By Tom Snyder,

    A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
    The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
     
    The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don"t know what it is."
    While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
     
    They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
    Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.
    The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....
    "Go get your Mother."
  17. Tom Snyder

    Joke of The Day

    By Tom Snyder,

    A police officer pulls over a speeding car.
    The officer says, " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir ."
    The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. "
    Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don"t be silly, dear -- you know that this car doesn"t have cruise control."
     
    As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once !! ?"
    The wife smiles demurely and says, "Well dear you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher."
    As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
     
    The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you"re not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
    The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."
    The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn"t have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you"re driving."
    And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON"T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
    The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma"am?"
    "Only when he"s been drinking, officer."
  18. Tom Snyder
    I can understand people hating on him, but really he's a nice pony/guy. We all have our moments where we never show our true personality and seem to be bland. I don't do much besides live my life any way i can. Flash does the same, but I can look past his flaws and see potential; while you guys hate him, i love him. There are many ways you can make him likable, which i will do sometime in the future; but for now, i will enjoy it every time he appears.

     
    So here's my point:

     
    Flash may have been a jerk to Twilight, but I'm sure we all have been jerks at one point or another; so really we have to look into a mirror and try saying that with a straight face. I'm not here to change opinions, just state the truth. Flash Sentry is a nice guy at heart and never means to hurt others, things like that happen in our lives and we have no way to really control it. Our emotions can go off before we can stop ourselves, i do it sometimes, but i never mean it.

     
    I hope you all understand what i'm getting at, Sunset Shimmer was way worse than Flash was, but later came to be a good person.

  19. Tom Snyder
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5zil_XOCXA
     
    Rain and Solar were best friends, always together; but that all chnaged one day when Solar unintentionally lets Rain's secret out and the guards catch wind of it. They arrest Rain and he is sentenced to prison for 15 years, during that time he cries for his friend to come and visit, but solar neither writes or visits him and Rain falls into a state of depression. Rain's will is broken, he serves his sentence and is released. The reason for Solar not visiting him was because he promised to keep Rain's secret, but the pain of having broke it made him question if he could even face his friend in prison, but it comes on the release date when he finally gathers the courage to apologize to rain.
     
    Solar arrives as Rain comes out from prison and tries to apologize, but Rain is upset and ends their friendship on the spot and begins his life anew.
  21. Tom Snyder

    Joke of The Day

    By Tom Snyder,

    Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
    The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."
    Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
    The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."
    The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."
    The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
    The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
    The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong." So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"
    The old man said, "I thought it was gas - but I was wrong, too!"
  22. Tom Snyder
    I have a cat who has trouble sleeping at night, so i sing this to him and he's asleep at the ending verse.
     
    (Intro)
    Derpy Hooves:
    Stars and moons and air balloons,
    fluffy clouds to the horizon.
    I'll wrap you in rainbows and
    rock you to sleep again.
    Teddy bears of pink,
    ducks and lambs of white.
    Don't you cry dear I'm here now,
    I'll be your nightlight.
     
    Stars and moons and air balloons,
    fluffy clouds to the horizon.
    I'll wrap you in rainbows and
    rock you to sleep again.
    Smile to cure the frowns,
    twirling and tumbling in laughter.
    Someday life will always be,
    happily ever after.
    Never more will the storms come,
    to destroy your little world.
    Never more will the waters rise,
    'til the mountains no longer touch the skies.
     
    Stars and moons and air balloons,
    fluffy clouds to the horizon.
    I'll wrap you in rainbows and
    rock you to sleep again.
    I'll wrap you in rainbows,
    and rock you to sleep again.
    (End)
  23. Tom Snyder

    Joke of The Day

    By Tom Snyder,

    Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
    Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?"
    "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it. " So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
    Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.
    "No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.
    "President Clinton," his boss quickly retorts.
    "Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."
    And off they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
    Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.
    After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.
    "The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time."
    So off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.
    Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
    Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?"
    His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?"
  25. Tom Snyder
    Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
     
    Student: "Meat!"
     
    Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
     
    Student: "Bacon!"
     
    Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
     
    Student: "Homework!"
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