BPCannon

I'm a big fan of Cheesy Puns

I don't really have too much to say, except for the fact that I often times do have too much to say, and sometimes, although not all times, just a moderate amount of times somewhere between never and always, I have far too much to say, I can talk and talk and talk - or in this context write and write..

From an unassuming point of origin, I can make my way down the sweet but brief track of making sense, deviating onto the ancient side track of the tangent civilisation, leading to the plains of "hey this guy is a bit long winded" over the mountain of "is he ever going to shut up" right through the deepest darkest depths of TLDNR Valley, across the desert of "ok bored now" and beyond the dreaded isle of "what the heck is this, a frickin novel or something"

Finally I'll come to rest in some strange and foreign land that bears no relation to my original destination or my point of origin. I'll be lost confused and unable to speak the lingo, and occasionally left with no choice but to put on impromptu street shows in exchange for food. Worse still are those times when I've come to a standstill at the impenetrable wall of "Maximum Characters exceeded" my quest incomplete, my will weakned, my spirit broken, my post unpostable and my copy/paste unable to select the whole damn thing and reword it into a suitable size that will actually fit within the stupid restrictive restrictions of restrictiveness.

So curse you Max and your impenetrable wall, curse it's massive bricks, it's impenetrableness and it's annoyingly difficult spelling. Perhaps one day, one far off day in a distant dream of the future, you'll put in a gate, or a window, or a door. Or maybe a dog flap, not a cat flap because I wouldn't be able to crawl through a cat flap because cats are very small and i'm quite large, well not large in comparision to large things like elephants or trucks or Jupiter, but large compared to an averaged sized cat. However a decent sized dog flap, - as in a dog flap for a decent sized dog rather than one of those silly little things that people carry around in a purse - should be just about big enough for me to squeeze through, as long as I don't eat too much in the way of fatty foods and put on too much weight between now and that far off distant dream of the future. Actually perhaps I need to lay off the cheesy buns

On another note, I have a doctorate in the study and useage of double entrendres. It was long and hard, but I pulled it off O.-

On another other note. I wrote a bunch of other stuff that was not related to any of this stuff at all because it was a note that I wrote to my boss when I was annoyed and has no context or relevance here whatsoever

So, anyway, like I said. I don't have much to say

Thanks for visiting my profile. Surely you must have better things to be doing?

No?

Ok then *underpants dance*

aaaaaand they're gone

Not only but also Youtube channel linking doesn't appear to be working from here. It adds the old "youtube.com/user" prefix to any link, so I added my channel as a generic website. Not uploaded any content there yet, just playlists and a long presort of tracks I'll be using in mixes. Should have some up by or around xmas