So I was never actually banned from the Minecraft server because I am not Iyatsu. I am not EIat10s. I am a next-level white night who has been masquerading as him for the past 2 and a half years in an attempt to social engineer him into not being banned.
Now, I really WOULD have given his banned account donator status if I could have figured out the buy craft link XD.
Now why would I do this? Simple. For sport. And If I had succeeded I would have made my friend very happy, but its pointless now and it has been for some time. At first it was about helping my friend who, frankly told me to give up, but it became about my pride. I wanted to say 'Ha! I did it!'
But yeah, I'm curious to know, is this a first? It also should be noted this was not the real Iyatsu's idea, this Charade was mine alone.