Lucid_Nightlight

Spirited Away and Princess Mononoke double feature

@Blitz Boom If Anomaly doesn't bring back a cake, I will tell my pet hamster.

@Catpone Cerberus "I'm not sure why we are obsessed with it, but I know it's important. Laws are important. Without them how could society even hope to function? Why would I want to live in a place where everyone wants to kill me, steal from me, and destroy my property? Surely you wouldn't want to live such a life."

@BloodDrops @Blitz Boom @EQ_Theta @Storm Shine @Dji @Moonlit @Seamore Sandwich Lucid corrected the sphinx on his intentions to make it known that no rule was broken. "Actually, I did not try to remove any ability to feed from the changelings. I merely tried to make it to where they had to find an alternative to ponies to feed. Therefore ponies are still allowed to eat." He heard the sphinx talk about how she wants free food and something about too much salt. "What do you have against salt?" As for the terms, there were things to discuss. "Ok, so what are the current terms we have? I wanna speed this along because you're boring."

@Blitz Boom @EQ_Theta @Storm Shine @BloodDrops @Dji @Moonlit @Seamore Sandwich Lucid took note of Anomaly's request. He saw Anomaly leave, he wasn't too worried because she'd probably be fine and be able to find return with the drone, but he called out to her anyway, which would probably be heard on that cube if she's too far. "Hey, if you get lost, have trouble, or need me, or want to tell me a funny joke, just use that cube I gave you! You can use it to communicate with me and/or open a portal if you need or want to!" He knew she'd back soon. Lucid had a question for Onache. "So, since his name is Happy Hour, does he drink a lot? It really sounds like he drinks a lot." He got to the sphinx's question. "Well, as Fluttershy said, there was some pony of shadows, they were stopped, and all the pillars are back, which includes Somnambula."

@BloodDrops @Blitz Boom @EQ_Theta @Storm Shine @Dji @Moonlit @Seamore Sandwich "Of course I can do my job properly, I'm the bestest comedian ever!" Lucid laughed when the sphinx got all angry at him when he mentioned Somnambula. He laughed harder when the sphinx thought she was actually dead! "Silly sphinx, Somnambula is very much alive along with the other pillars of Equestria! Seriously, are you not caught up on the current events?" He looked over to Discord and Fluttershy. "You'd think she'd read a newspaper."

@Catpone Cerberus "Well, you can't gice a kid EVERYTHING they want, then they'll just want more. You also can't deny them everything, that's just being a jerk." "As for love and all that, everyone experiences it eventually. Some try to hide it, which I'd assume you are one of those who do that."

@Catpone Cerberus "Well, at least you don't have to control a bunch of kids. I hear they can be difficult, but I wouldn't know since I've never had kids, which is because of my refusal to marry anyone who is mortal. It'd end with the spouse aging and dying while I always look like I'm in my 20's. Sure, making them immortal would be easy, but you'd be surprised how many ponies don't want to be immortal." "Anyway, given my infinite life, I'll find someone immortal eventually."

@Blitz Boom @EQ_Theta @Storm Shine @BloodDrops @Dji @Moonlit @Seamore Sandwich "Don't feel too bad, I'm a comedian, being clever is part of the job. This is the best way to get you to reform. Although the original intention was to stop you, I now realize that this is for your own good. Now you'll need to change and be a good little bug pony. Think about it, you can make friends, be the good guy, and your hive can't starve. Sure, you won't be able to hurt anyone without consequences, but seriously, it's not like there was really any point to that invasion against Thorax aside from your own pride anyway." He looked over to Anomaly and gave her a gold star. "So, still want any rusted barbed wire and cotton balls?"

@Catpone Cerberus "So basically ponies think death sucks and dragons really don't care." Somnus realized something. "If dragons of your kind have always liked to live alone, is that why your kind is so rare?"

@Catpone Cerberus "A few thousand years may be good for you, but I'm glad to be immortal. I mean no one with a stable mind would want to die. Sure, there's life after death, but still." Somnus started walking out, knowing Ruby would likely follow. "I guess that's why I became immortal when I saw the chance. But hey, at least I don't need to fear death... well unless you decided to kill me right now, but I doubt you'd do that."

I should really start looking for some players

Pick Dragon Lands if you don't want Buffy to ban you