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I've been WAAAY behind in Halloween preperations this year. I'll make up for it by keeping it up into the next month.
Any suggestions on spooky llama pictures?
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It still do a spooky! I mean, most would say cubicles, humming computor monitors and particle-board ceilings are some of the scariest places!
I look up at those easily nudgeable square ceiling tiles and wonder Why? We need easy access to the crawlspace above our heads for some reason? What lurks in the cheaply made shadows between the walls of offices?... is it possums?!!?
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Here in Messupatamia, it is often asked how the nation stays together when all us natives are so dumb that we destroy several buildings a day and we die like flies. Well, other then the endless building contracts we keep getting from out of country...
Nature has learned to cooperate and contradict the human error. We have a little thing called the Repainado. Where the tornados out here instead fix everything in their path! Reassembling the broken down cars & appliences we forget on our lawns, stiching together splintered wood construction, piling buildings back together like blocks. Why, if we're lucky a few of us come back to life in a Repainado!
Mostly the ones that forget to breathe and suffocate. Just punches the air back in our lungs! It hurts.
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Venom energy drink over ice in my MLP cup.
Also just had fried pickles.
Truly, my happiest life.
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Not doing good at work. They want me to quit and have been what feels like mean about it.
I know I’m a slow worker & they shouldn’t have me. Its depressing.
been hard to feel like coming around here much.
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Caught sight of the new G5. Looks like its on Netflix now.
It just looks….. I dunno, aggressively “Modern.” Like its trying for unneeded higher stakes. Kind of weirded out a bit & doesn’t help I still haven’t finished watching the last season of fourth.
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I might be immediatly crushing on Zipp though.
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You wanna know the best crossover to MLP is?...
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Soo, good news. Finally got a job again tomorrow. Working back at the supermarket place on base.
Pretty... worried about being capable. Feels like the longest since I haven't been perpetually sleepy & doubtful. It's not exactly gonna be any much different from what i've done before. Guess I kind of place alot of responsibility on myself. -
Oh, Hewwo new fwend!
What do I know you fro-...
StormFurry! Yeah!
....yes, I remember you specifically because of a lame joke I once made about you. I'm not too ashamed to say, lol.
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Okay, yes. I'm just going to say sorry now.
"Facehugger" Pancakes was a bad idea. I wanted Pancakes that fed themselves to you in the case of those who rudely turn down my generous offer of fresh, magicked Pancakes.
...Didn't think they would gain malicious sentience. I stopped after three or four deaths by pancake explosion.
...or five. Look, the recipe is banished now.
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Some MLP theory for ya!
1. Equestria's "Ponies" are riddled with so much unique-to-their-dimension magic, that the only comparison to actual horses is the facts that they're quadrupeds and can whinny. The similarities end there. They're like the trope in science fiction of "We have evolved beyond needing bodies!!" Human is to wild Baboon as Pony is to Horse.2. Twilight only gained alicornhood out of governmental regulation/pity. She's been studying magic her whole life and doesn't know correcting the grammer on not only someone else's spellwork, but the work of what was pretty much the founder of all magic in their nation? That maybe don't screw around with magic if you aren't prepared for backfire?
Celestia gave her wings not just because she fixed her own mess of a Reality Rewrite, but because these wings would kind of serve as a reminder to maybe not mess with body/mind transformation spells. The title came with to assuage public fears of the pony in town who's experimenting with magic that can f***ing rewrite the fabric of reality and show that she's there on government-based duties such as "friendship" and totally reports to, and controlled by the leaders of the nation....because why do we need an ambassador of reminding the public to be nice to each other, in a town that is in cannon, basically a country crossroads where all the crazy sh*t goes down.
3. Spike is both a kobold and a magical mutant.
He was kind of born in what was essentially filly Twilight going nuclear. If Magic gave off radiation, Spike was lucky to not just be a mass of tumors. He was forcibly hatched by outside means, happened to somehow adopt the coat coloration of his adopted mother, but gained abilities not typically show in dragonkind. Like Teleportation Breath (...lets see any other franchise try to pull that off.) oh and also a little thing about Growing a third set of limbs entirely at will. Wings typically require BONES. Show me the unwritten knowledge that somehow, after years of stability, a body decides to grow new bones, that can lift the body off the ground just because he gets itchy for a day.
Boy mutated by being depressed.
This show is bravely weird.
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Watching Stronker Tinks, or whatever its called.
You know what bothers me about this subset of horror based around Interdimensional Monsters?It always comes down to "It feeds off/mysteriously needs something analogous to Human Blood, therefore its drawn to killing humans indiscrimantly, therefore slay the alien."
While, granted, there is a distinct possibility of that happening, given how matter may correspond through dimensions, given the severe lack of an alien species in much the same universe somehow adapting to parasitically depend on a mortal from a planet lightyears away, its much less likely Monster From Another Dimension can somehow eat humans without it harming their systems. If anything, merely existing on another plane should damage the monster coming across as much as it does the humans. A different dimension insinuates molecular differences in biological makeup, no matter how many simularities.Granted, going into another dimension would make it hard to distinguish the living beings there from, say plants you were stepping on. Especially if your own biology is so alien that you communicate along different means and marks you has far more capable then those you're killing. But you'd think after the first few times the things you're snacking on start running away, becoming more difficult to kill, and are clearly reacting poorly to you... You start noticing the risks, and attempt to communicate somehow.
No one sees from the monster's view.
Just once, I want humans invade the Interdimensional Alien's world, it sees them, and raises its appendages to go all like "Woah! Hey now, you're clearly not from around here and can find a way to hurt me; I don't want no trouble! Friends, huh? Lemme figure out what noises you make so I can learn enough to tell you not to gun me down." -
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I've always found it adorable mundane how video games will have, like, a three or more stage process to saving your progress.
Click here to Save Game.
Yes, thank you. Now, would you like to save game?
Ok, good, input acknowledged. Would you like to start the load screen for saving now? Press Confirm to confirm your confirmation.
What, no! If I had known I would need to wait three seconds to load for saving, I wouldn't have pressed the button that clearly stated that! I'll have to back out now and just play the game without saving if I have to take that much of a risk! I had just assumed "Save Game" meant it was the function to cause yummy Tostino's brand Pizza Rolls to eject out of the console!!
Commencing Saving Load Feature. Do not shut off or even touch your console while it is saving. God have mercy on your soul if you do.
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Doesn't it make sense, that in order to be a Brony...
You must first be a Bro?
...and if you have to ask what marks as, specifically, "Bro" behavior... Then you ain't never Bro'd, bro!
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It bothers me that I can't find fan-art of Luna, Luna & Luna together.
You know... Luna, from My Little Pony
Luna, from Sailor Moon
and Luna, from Helluva boss.
...Please let me know if there's more Lunas.