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Pictured here: Why having a tentacle magically grafted in place of your arm, is the best any could ask for!
Star Vs The Forces Of Evil Episode 3A Part 2 - YouTube
Star gets me. Your talking tenta-arm is your best friend!
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Been in the tub for over an hour.
Was playing Hearthstone and I made a deck who's sole point is to fill both players up with Banana cards.I've been stuck saying Banana for about twenty plus minutes now. Think I'm pleased with my moment there.
SpoilerHighlights:
"No! You've defeated my banana-forces! My only course is to summon forth the Banana Boss! Bossnana!"
"I've gone a bit hoarse. I've... got a banana in my throat! ..and i'm not happy to see you."
"I've gone into some sort of banana-rage. A fervor like unto some sort of.... Bananaserker.""You've kicked my Potassium!"
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I've always wanted to meet A spongebob!
How're you doing? Don't think we've cordially met yet.
By which I, of course, mean that we have yet to take turns chucking Cherry Cordial treats at each other until we're coated in candy goo.
I'm pretty sure that's how Friendship works.
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Now let's crack into this new thrilling issue of The Somewhat Half-Decent, Not Exactly Our A-Grade but Still Not Much to Complain About Spiderman!!!
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"Did you know Discord's birthday is May 13, 2015?"
.... Sniff,
...Think we can use this guys.
Now you Hold on There! I'll have you fanboy lots know I have multiple "birthdays" as a godlike entity such as myself doesn't ascribe to such restrictive time-based trivialities. Why would I, of all characters, wish a day just for you puny mortals to give me attention?
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Why aren't Pirates more of a thing? I demand more Pirate representation!
It's always just a side-thing. A "look! We themed this small area of the game! Teehee!...okay, move along now, you've done everything here now." They're never the main badguys or general theme.
Sure, books will be overwhelmingly Pirate, but those are rare. Pirates are great! They're so inclusive! You know why?
Every time I see pirate clans, there's always representitives of every shape, race or species. That lizardman from well another continent is there, that semi-feral beastman who can only think so far as Smash, the rich, fat elitiests and the drunkards who's day is great so long as Rodriquez's parrot doesn't s&%t on him again all meet as equals! Because there's no set requirement for bein' a pirate.
You want money, you want a fun time... and if you blow up a few people along the way, that was just a happy little
murderaccident.They make as great minions/villains as zombies do. They're only goal is to break stuff and do literally what they were hired to do. No self-respectin' Pirate has any self-preservation because they already spend they're life trying to not die from ill health from ingesting the garbage they do rob to eat.
Gad, I love pirates!
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Another thing me Pappy used tah do.
See, he a slow reader. And them thar books got that nasty habit of havin both durn pages facein’ ya at the same time! So the simple solution... is to fold the book in half, along the spine. To read just one page forward. In a process most books react to with tiny, screamy cracking noises.
I used to find his small paperbacks with front covers in corkscrew curls, shedding page fragments like hairs or him reading a third a book with a loose pile of sheets nearby. And he’d wonder why he needed to throw books away after he was done.I don’ come from Smart.
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Wait! The secondary hindbrain theory has been disproven?!!?
I’ve been out of the Dino news loop for far too long! My mind has been blown!
I can accept the Feathers theories; though I don’t know who this leaves as Reptilian. I was big into Dinos as a kid in the 90s but I stopped reading. -
Just got a new computor set-up! Some great big flatscreen on a tiny base & a pretty MSI Dragon desktop tower!
Maybe now I can talk more around here again without the depression getting in the way!
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Hewwo!~
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@Widdershins
I have been living with cats most of my life and while most of the time it has been 2 cats at a time, there has been short moments where we have had up to 6 cats.
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I’d say 3&6 work best. 2 is more of an Applejack; i’m surprised AJ doesn’t keep hers longer. -
Did you hear how Frosted Flakes had to cancel its Twitter account because Furries wouldn't stop lewdly harassing poor Tony the Tiger?
Shameful, I know!
Where's the Body Positivity & Inclusivity?!!? Why aren't we flirting with Toucan Sam & the Honey-Nut Cheerios Bee?!!?
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Peeps complain about 2020. They say we had too much political drama and a dorky president. I say we always have; I don't pay attention to that havoc.
They say social distancing has been bad.
But I wouldn't know what it's like to be stuck all day in your house, for months on end, fearing that getting close to anyone will lead to ostracization and only going out for supplies rarely while fearing a worst case scenario or assault on your inclement health. Not having reliable income, not knowing where you'll live or what your plans are for the next year, having to get all your interaction and intrapersonal care solely through a computor screen as you whimper internally for change you know you'll fear just as much... these, are things that I, a denizen of the Internet, have not experienced enough to know.
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"Hello Darkness, My Old friend~~"
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There's been one fellow on these here forums (no names!) who I sent a message to, because I liked what he made, and he seemed cool & confident.... and maybe I might have been overly flirty. I dunno, I wasn't paying attention to what I said.
And, like, Immediately after he made no point of responding to anything of mine, (think he's the only one here, i'm on an Ignore list with) and was talking somewhere about how somebeing here got all pushy-touchy with him. And I can't help but think I came off a bit much.
Kind of been kicking myself ever since.
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To be honest with you. One thing i've never understood about your name...
You're replacing Austin with a large fish? Why?
Does that wrestler smell strongly of fish? Do you regularly go around sniffing wrestlers and rating their smell?
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Quick. I need some D&D jokes to annoy you with.
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Maybe working in retail has made me a bit of a Scrooge.
Sure, this season They're varying the vast amount of Christmas songs, but I never hear sentiment about goodwill or family togetherness.
Commercialism might be just one negative side i'm focusing too much on, but I've never had too much Goodwill myself. I'm not typically around much many peoples.