Stone Cold Steve Jobs

My best friend's father has been moved to a hospice. The doctors are amazed he has survived this long.

Sometimes... my steam builds up. If I keep myself cooped up for too long without any fresh air, a pressure sort of builds up in my head. As if my thoughts generated steam & smoke.

   I often find myself worrying about what the best way to do things, where I should be, what would be best for the consideration of others. If I could worry myself into a fever, I should have by now. But that voice pops up in my head with a simple question.

  "Yeah, and?"

   What really matters, after all? It's okay to simply be. Existence is in existing. I'm happy if you're happy & isn't the only thing that matters is that you're fine with you being you? Come what may, stub your toe and at least you still have the capacity to feel it. To quote some singer: "Breathing in & out's a blessing can't you see... because i'm alive... and well."

  I'm happy to be where I am. Whatever happens, will. May it be that things don't always turn out well, but at least they did.

     ...Really should meditate more often.

Well, today I go off to see the world's first Rom-Com Kaiju movie! Colossal! Starring Anne Hatheway as the fifty-foot-tall, scaly, pyramid-headed, alien kaiju!

                        ...I do so love an exercise in creative madness!

Only in retail do you get in trouble for taking a day off due to a family emergency.

Well, today I go off to see the world's first Rom-Com Kaiju movie! Colossal! Starring Anne Hatheway as the fifty-foot-tall, scaly, pyramid-headed, alien kaiju!

                        ...I do so love an exercise in creative madness!

If I lived in France, I'd absolutely vote for Macron. Unlike the US, France votes through the popular vote, and Le Pen's way too dangerous. Probably worse than Trump.

Tbh I don't really like my family all that much.

If you could create the worst band ever, who would be in it?

I have said this before, but Call of Duty WW2 is going to be the same greed-infused trash that the series has been for years. Just in WW2. I cannot understand how people are already falling for this game. Activision is probably giddy with glee. Looking forward to hearing about supply drops and countless server problems and balance issues.

I know people are saying 'But it is going back to the roots of the franchise!' And what did Modern Warfare Remastered do? Technically went back to the roots in terms of gameplay, and it was garbage. It was shit. WW2 will be no different.

I have said this before, but Call of Duty WW2 is going to be the same greed-infused trash that the series has been for years. Just in WW2. I cannot understand how people are already falling for this game. Activision is probably giddy with glee. Looking forward to hearing about supply drops and countless server problems and balance issues.

I know people are saying 'But it is going back to the roots of the franchise!' And what did Modern Warfare Remastered do? Technically went back to the roots in terms of gameplay, and it was garbage. It was shit. WW2 will be no different.

I have said this before, but Call of Duty WW2 is going to be the same greed-infused trash that the series has been for years. Just in WW2. I cannot understand how people are already falling for this game. Activision is probably giddy with glee. Looking forward to hearing about supply drops and countless server problems and balance issues.

I know people are saying 'But it is going back to the roots of the franchise!' And what did Modern Warfare Remastered do? Technically went back to the roots in terms of gameplay, and it was garbage. It was shit. WW2 will be no different.

Uhhh... so... a few things about that banner.

  One, it's... not stretching all the way across like usual... slightly disconcerting, that.

   Second, where's her left hoof gone?

      Third- OhMyMe! It's so Piiiiiink! Whooooooo! I love it!!! Man! Those pigtails! Man!! Wow! That's some gorgeous hair right thair!

   ...and... I'm also wondering what's up with that pacifier. I know she's supposed to be the raver pony (totally not Pinkie either, think we all know there's no way in logic Pinkies hair will ever be that manageable!) but I can't help but think that's somehow drug-related... like, the drug has a side effect that needs you to have something in your mouth out of a newly created need or to keep the user from biting their own tongue. I may be going down dark alleyways with my mind here... but I can't think of any reason an adult would need a pacifier...

      Unless it's a RING POP!!!

   I'm only just now discovering country music. Didn't know music could feel so genuine and... honest. Instead of the usual somehow empty love songs or party songs.

 I do hope someday I find my Fighter...

     What If I fall...

          What if I cry...

                    ...and if I get scared?...

There's the weird, eerie bad anthros.

Then there's some rather well done ones.

  Then there's this. Where as mouthy & wordy as I can be... I just lack the words to describe. Just... just take her all in and be warmed by the glory of our Flufflepuff, patron saint of Fluffy!

There's the weird, eerie bad anthros.

Then there's some rather well done ones.

  Then there's this. Where as mouthy & wordy as I can be... I just lack the words to describe. Just... just take her all in and be warmed by the glory of our Flufflepuff, patron saint of Fluffy!

  So just a while ago after laying in the park's grass and doing some bug-watching, I walked past a freshly dead starling and immediately welled into tears and whimpered like a little puppy. Feel a little better now because I happened to pass by a "cute Widdle Fwufftail" squirrel.

  ...I am Such a Fluttershy... heh...

  *immediately starts playing bashfully with his hair*  Ah, dangit...

Life Protip: If you find yourself working a minimum wage job, use the opportunity to its full comedic potential. You're not getting paid much. May as well have fun while you're there, right?

Oh hey, that thing I posted earlier reminded myself!

  There anyone out there with a history of animal husbandry? Like what to do to get an animal to be more comfortable with you so that you may pet them? Because its kinda a personal goal of mine to pet as many animals as I come across. In fact its sort of a motto of mine:

   "Someday... Ah'm gonna PET dat pretty animal!"

   Like say, a nervy lil' mop of a pup about town that seems petrified at so much as sharing the same ankle-space as me.

  Or perhaps that I may eventually pet one of the roving bands of peacocks that congregate in my neighborhood.

  Or even more special, That small herd of standoffish Llamas that lie tantalizingly just past an easily hoppable fence. Were it not for their clear capability to buck my limbs off if I go in to chase 'em down. Thunderation, there ain't even a lock on their gate!

   I just can't die a happy man until I pet a Llama someday... deys syo fwuffy!

Oh hey, that thing I posted earlier reminded myself!

  There anyone out there with a history of animal husbandry? Like what to do to get an animal to be more comfortable with you so that you may pet them? Because its kinda a personal goal of mine to pet as many animals as I come across. In fact its sort of a motto of mine:

   "Someday... Ah'm gonna PET dat pretty animal!"

   Like say, a nervy lil' mop of a pup about town that seems petrified at so much as sharing the same ankle-space as me.

  Or perhaps that I may eventually pet one of the roving bands of peacocks that congregate in my neighborhood.

  Or even more special, That small herd of standoffish Llamas that lie tantalizingly just past an easily hoppable fence. Were it not for their clear capability to buck my limbs off if I go in to chase 'em down. Thunderation, there ain't even a lock on their gate!

   I just can't die a happy man until I pet a Llama someday... deys syo fwuffy!

So! Today on my walk I found: A weathered & torn dollar bill, a metal spoon which appears to have never had a handle to it, a cardboard child with a basket of bananas, a calico kittycat, and an untouched bin of nachos with cheese sauce. Would have still been edible too had the wind not blown dirt into it and it being all cold & congealed by then, but not even a bite out of it!

   I said to myself, literal sidewalk nachos? The Internet MUST know about this!

So! Today on my walk I found: A weathered & torn dollar bill, a metal spoon which appears to have never had a handle to it, a cardboard child with a basket of bananas, a calico kittycat, and an untouched bin of nachos with cheese sauce. Would have still been edible too had the wind not blown dirt into it and it being all cold & congealed by then, but not even a bite out of it!

   I said to myself, literal sidewalk nachos? The Internet MUST know about this!

So! Today on my walk I found: A weathered & torn dollar bill, a metal spoon which appears to have never had a handle to it, a cardboard child with a basket of bananas, a calico kittycat, and an untouched bin of nachos with cheese sauce. Would have still been edible too had the wind not blown dirt into it and it being all cold & congealed by then, but not even a bite out of it!

   I said to myself, literal sidewalk nachos? The Internet MUST know about this!

So! Today on my walk I found: A weathered & torn dollar bill, a metal spoon which appears to have never had a handle to it, a cardboard child with a basket of bananas, a calico kittycat, and an untouched bin of nachos with cheese sauce. Would have still been edible too had the wind not blown dirt into it and it being all cold & congealed by then, but not even a bite out of it!

   I said to myself, literal sidewalk nachos? The Internet MUST know about this!

  Happy Weester everybeing!

Go out and celebrate by grabbing your families & loved ones and just stare into their faces dully & awkardly for long periods of time!

  Ain't tha feelin' o' togetherness just MAGICAL?!!?