Stone Cold Steve Jobs

You ready to be let down?

Due to composition and pressure differentials, it is possible that it may rain diamonds on Neptune. Too bad we will never get to them.

You've just been let down.

You ready to be let down?

Due to composition and pressure differentials, it is possible that it may rain diamonds on Neptune. Too bad we will never get to them.

You've just been let down.

Someone is selling a replica of Vivian's hat... ahh, is it worth it...

I got kicked from my gaming clan today for being an atheist and "against their god". My first taste of atheist discrimination.

So I remembered I have a Phoenix figurine to go with my new ranking. I can't very well set it on fire or tape any sparklers to it buuut... By candlelight oughta do.

  Also, I'm in there too, if you can guess which shadow is me! Think that's going to be a running gag with me. If I absolutely have to be in a picture... you're only getting but part of me!

   You know what I find funny 'bout Furry?

  Well, other than how easy & hilarious it is to pun...  Like, seriously, why isn't there a Furry Road parody?

  "Can't we get beyond the Furrydom?"

     ...is that, for some reason, some think having a coat of fur is a good thing. As a fellow that actually does have, albeit patchy, but nonetheless dense fur (you could likely sink your limb up to the elbow deep in my hair... and maybe you'll get it back, Flufflepuff style) hair be itchy! I shudder at the thought of wearing clothes over hair! As it stands, that's why I refuse to wear hats, even if they could fit over all this! Does nobody else realize just how much scratching dogs do? Fur gives so much more surface area, which means more to clean & room for lice n' whathaveyou! There's just been times I've gotten a lock outta order and just had to spend, like, a solid five minutes scratching like mad! Shedding too, yeah, but that I've gotten used to. Everyone in my family has hair over a good three inches long so, yeah, we've had some odd run ins there.

   Oh, and one other thing! Sure, foxes & wolves & dogs n' cats n' various rodentia are cute... but you all do realize there's more species out there, right? And don't gimmie none of that Neon Orca halfbreed nonsense! Sure, I won't deny it still comes out pretty, but that's still a thing you made up! There's probably another hundred thousand different mammals out there alone and all I keep seeing is yet more fox things! Let's get a bit of originality here!

    Is an anthropomorphic Vampire Squid too much to ask, really?

   Or an Anthro Sea Urchin or Nudibranch?!

    Anthro Vinegaroon!  My kingdom for some creativity!!

   ....    *dizzy stare*  'K, so maybe I get a bit ranty at three in the morning... Y'all have yehrseffs a good- *thunk*

When you had a rough night and didn't sleep very well

Good morning though, MLP Forums!

   You know what I find funny 'bout Furry?

  Well, other than how easy & hilarious it is to pun...  Like, seriously, why isn't there a Furry Road parody?

  "Can't we get beyond the Furrydom?"

     ...is that, for some reason, some think having a coat of fur is a good thing. As a fellow that actually does have, albeit patchy, but nonetheless dense fur (you could likely sink your limb up to the elbow deep in my hair... and maybe you'll get it back, Flufflepuff style) hair be itchy! I shudder at the thought of wearing clothes over hair! As it stands, that's why I refuse to wear hats, even if they could fit over all this! Does nobody else realize just how much scratching dogs do? Fur gives so much more surface area, which means more to clean & room for lice n' whathaveyou! There's just been times I've gotten a lock outta order and just had to spend, like, a solid five minutes scratching like mad! Shedding too, yeah, but that I've gotten used to. Everyone in my family has hair over a good three inches long so, yeah, we've had some odd run ins there.

   Oh, and one other thing! Sure, foxes & wolves & dogs n' cats n' various rodentia are cute... but you all do realize there's more species out there, right? And don't gimmie none of that Neon Orca halfbreed nonsense! Sure, I won't deny it still comes out pretty, but that's still a thing you made up! There's probably another hundred thousand different mammals out there alone and all I keep seeing is yet more fox things! Let's get a bit of originality here!

    Is an anthropomorphic Vampire Squid too much to ask, really?

   Or an Anthro Sea Urchin or Nudibranch?!

    Anthro Vinegaroon!  My kingdom for some creativity!!

   ....    *dizzy stare*  'K, so maybe I get a bit ranty at three in the morning... Y'all have yehrseffs a good- *thunk*

   Well, shooo golly! I guess I wasn't kidding when I said in my last status that "oops, internet go poot!" Barely minutes after that the power gets blown out by the windstorm we were having! But don't you worry none! The weather channel app-thingie said it was only 25 mile per hour winds. Apperently 25 is fast enough to bend trees over and blow fence slats clean out! I do love me some dramatic weather!

  Though it seems like my Mistress Time doesn't like me spending ti-... my 'her' with you guys! Now onto those now sixty-one notifications!

   Well, shooo golly! I guess I wasn't kidding when I said in my last status that "oops, internet go poot!" Barely minutes after that the power gets blown out by the windstorm we were having! But don't you worry none! The weather channel app-thingie said it was only 25 mile per hour winds. Apperently 25 is fast enough to bend trees over and blow fence slats clean out! I do love me some dramatic weather!

  Though it seems like my Mistress Time doesn't like me spending ti-... my 'her' with you guys! Now onto those now sixty-one notifications!

Whoo! Got us a good healthy windstorm roaring outside! Do love me some wind! A perfect time to get on that backlog of fifty-six notifications and over two messages!

  Now I'll Ju-*internet poles get blown down*

...Well, always wondered what would happen if I ever met the girl of my dreams in line for something in real life.

   Took a trip into town again to visit the comic book store and I saw her. Hair just like Tharja & a voice just like Rainbow Dash. Lo' for she did open her mouth and a sonorous voice of did burble forth like an angel...

   ...an angel getting attacked by a rusted chainsaw. But hey, I love me some good raaasp.

   Tried my darndest not to look straight at her; I just can't be the one to say the first lines of a conversation. But that's alright that I couldn't get to know her, I was near her & that counts enough in my book. Besides, I fall in love far too easily for my own good. 

    ...not that I've been kicking myself ever since. ...or anything.

                  Also. Been, like a whole day now. Still blushing. Wonder if I have to worry about this too now...

Okay, am I getting old? What the hell is a waifu? I'm sure it's dirty, but... but in what way?

*singing*

Climbing up on Solsbury Hill
I could see the city light
Wind was blowing, time stood still
Eagle flew out of the night
He was something to observe
Came in close, I heard a voice
Standing, stretching every nerve
I had to listen had no choice
I did not believe the information
I just had to trust imagination
My heart going boom, boom, boom
Son, he said, grab your things I've come to take you home

  Oy... something's going wrong with me... and I don't like it...

 My head feels all muddled & punch-drunk. Like, its kinda getting hard to read posts these days, I'm so darned dizzy. Maybe I'm going though sugar-withdrawls on this diet but it really shouldn't hit me this hard... Feel weak n' tottery. Like I'm not getting enough sleep, or coming off some strong medication or I'm not eating proper meals or something...  I mean, Yeah, skipped breakfast today but I did eat it with lunch... I know I'm getting protein, fruit, veggie matter, water... eight-ish hours of sleep but my body is so telling me that something's wrong...

      ...that, and I keep waking up from blacking out with blood caked on my muzzle.

     ....okay, maybe I made up that last point.

Oh~* Izana of Izumo! You're just the biggest batty-bat I've ever swatted!

http://fireemblem.wikia.com/wiki/Izana

  Long fluffy white hair, a magical magey-mage, a skewered interpretation of reality, a near-psychopathic smile, and a giddy voice that's prone to say such things as:

  "OH! You SILLY GOOSE!"  "How about next time you hop by, we'll thow ourselves a TOGA PARTY!"

   and during a seance..."Ohm... oh great & wise gods of ancient times... WAZZUP!?!"

     Geee Golly! Wonder who he reminds me of?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

This is actually a piece of conversation from my english book's digital version XD

Whoo, the 7 Day Vegan Challenge Baby (solves all yo' problems) will be over tomorrow!

  You think there's a MLP Fanfiction out there where its all Pinkie Pie Versus Mr.BigCreepyMcEvilpants?

   Where it's, like:

 Mr. EvilBaddyMeaniePantsO'Mean: "Waugh! I've caught you an' now I'm gonna poke you & torture you & be really, really both mean & evil simultaneously and then make some really Creepy Pasta or something!!! Mwa-hah. And Evil Laugh."

  Pinkie Pie: Okie Dokie Lokie Hokey Pokey! Cool, you have good luck with that! I'm basically made out of bubblegum & solid, concentrated joy! Besides, most of my organs have rotted away from a diet of almost nothing but sugar!

      ...Lard... hope these Advils kick in soon... My heeeead~~~*

    Hey everybeing. I've been diagnosed with Schizophrenia. (among many other things in my past which all blend together into doctor gobbledegook.) Feel free to ask about it, it basically just means being a worrywort, far as I can tell. Of course, I've never made much secret of being Mad. But don't be scared about it none, insanity is something different. Losing your mind doesn't need to make you a danger to others. After all, haven't most of our cherished animated characters that we've connected to had moments of... dubious mental stability?

   Think that's one thing I love about MLP. Is that it has taken its time to tell you that heading south is something normal that everybeing has done before. Failing to live up to expectations isn't something you should beat yourself up over.   But... anyway...

   Well... Found my Anthem.

   Seems like the Pop Rocks these days is just a tad too intense. That kinda "No! I'm fine! I really am! Really, really am!" 

*Someone drops the f bomb multiple times in a post*

Mods: *cricket noise*

*I make a joke about liberals*

Mods: OMG if you do that again you get banned!

Gg.

*Someone drops the f bomb multiple times in a post*

Mods: *cricket noise*

*I make a joke about liberals*

Mods: OMG if you do that again you get banned!

Gg.

Coca Cola Zero is really bad 

   I believe that honesty is an important thing. Really, by now, if you've been reading my stuff you've probably caught on that I'm an open book. Yay books. I feel that I owe it to you, Dear Theoretical Reader, to just hit you with everything I got all of the time to give you an open, honest portrayal of what I may be like in real life & as a potential friend. Perhaps not nearly this talkative, but just as pretentiously wordy.... and maybe catty.

  But I feel it is as such time to confess something I feel I must convey as warning.

 I'm, like, insufferably cute.

  Like, just lost balance in the bathroom a while ago whilst getting dressed for bed and  actually squeaked exactly like Fluttershy would. And I'm not one to toot my own proverbial horn! (I am, however, one to make blatant ploys for attention. Hello Social Media!) I don't like my actions being made a fuss of, which is why you often see me using self-deriding humor, and I dislike being compared to the yellow doormat- Flutterbutt. I mean, the Fandom's Darling.... I mean, flying-insect-buttmark-horse.

   So just letting you know, Ladies! (and some gentlemen, I'm only slightly picky[read:desperate!])  That if you like your guys like a giant squeaky toy! Then I'm.... no where's near the market. You'd have to drag me kicking & screaming to the market, but I am an available option that's somewheres out there hiding out where you'll likely never meet me! If my social anxiety has anything to say about it!

 Hah! Think that's the closest I've ever gotten to flirting! I'm going to go pretend to set myself on fire in embarrassment!

  No, Original Source of my Status as a Vague Mental Construct That's-Not-Really-Quite-Clear-Why-We-Keep-Doing-This-Shtick-For! We have too much to live for! Please, don't pretend to cause potentially harmful effects that would cause an amount of pain we're clearly too much of a wuss to do in the first place!

   Yay! I heart over-explaining!

Nope! Nope! Gonna do it! Have the pretend match all prepared right here!

   Haaah... we have our good comedic moments! Especially when it's well past our bedtime & the majority of my brain cells have fallen asleep without me!

   I believe that honesty is an important thing. Really, by now, if you've been reading my stuff you've probably caught on that I'm an open book. Yay books. I feel that I owe it to you, Dear Theoretical Reader, to just hit you with everything I got all of the time to give you an open, honest portrayal of what I may be like in real life & as a potential friend. Perhaps not nearly this talkative, but just as pretentiously wordy.... and maybe catty.

  But I feel it is as such time to confess something I feel I must convey as warning.

 I'm, like, insufferably cute.

  Like, just lost balance in the bathroom a while ago whilst getting dressed for bed and  actually squeaked exactly like Fluttershy would. And I'm not one to toot my own proverbial horn! (I am, however, one to make blatant ploys for attention. Hello Social Media!) I don't like my actions being made a fuss of, which is why you often see me using self-deriding humor, and I dislike being compared to the yellow doormat- Flutterbutt. I mean, the Fandom's Darling.... I mean, flying-insect-buttmark-horse.

   So just letting you know, Ladies! (and some gentlemen, I'm only slightly picky[read:desperate!])  That if you like your guys like a giant squeaky toy! Then I'm.... no where's near the market. You'd have to drag me kicking & screaming to the market, but I am an available option that's somewheres out there hiding out where you'll likely never meet me! If my social anxiety has anything to say about it!

 Hah! Think that's the closest I've ever gotten to flirting! I'm going to go pretend to set myself on fire in embarrassment!

  No, Original Source of my Status as a Vague Mental Construct That's-Not-Really-Quite-Clear-Why-We-Keep-Doing-This-Shtick-For! We have too much to live for! Please, don't pretend to cause potentially harmful effects that would cause an amount of pain we're clearly too much of a wuss to do in the first place!

   Yay! I heart over-explaining!

Nope! Nope! Gonna do it! Have the pretend match all prepared right here!

   Haaah... we have our good comedic moments! Especially when it's well past our bedtime & the majority of my brain cells have fallen asleep without me!